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Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Sinteres posted:

What about the reports of RAF planes taking off from Cyprus?

Oh neat, gently caress you very much Trump and May if Assad starts lobbing missiles toward Limassol.

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Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Grape posted:

Oh neat, gently caress you very much Trump and May if Assad starts lobbing missiles toward Limmasol.

The Russians are the ones who threatened to retaliate, so now we get to see how much Putin cares about his own red lines. He leaves himself wiggle room by mostly having his subordinates make the threatening statements, but I think the US strikes are significant enough that he's going to look pretty weak if he doesn't do anything (not necessarily in that theater).

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 02:45 on Apr 14, 2018

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Sinteres posted:

The Russians are the ones who threatened to retaliate, so now we get to see how much Putin cares about his own red lines. He leaves himself wiggle room by mostly having his subordinates make the threatening statements though.

Oh well in that case Limassol is super safe, since I don't see Russia running the risk of blowing up half their bank accounts lol.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

How nice must it be to live in a country where your military doesn't actually have to back up what your country says it believes in and just relies on someone else to do it?

\/ Why the gently caress would we target Hezbollah?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

This seems to be going well beyond CW infrastructure now, since we hit a Hezbollah HQ in Homs. Supposedly Russian planes are in the air now.'

We hit the Republican Guard in Aleppo now too, and the coalition's saying this attack is going to be multi-wave. Bolton won the argument.

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Apr 14, 2018

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/OrientNews/status/984968428967612417

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


lol

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

I'm sure Assad will think twice the next time his people rise up 20 years from now.

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
their air defense got one at least

https://twitter.com/leithfadel/status/984972867828928513

Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

pro starcraft loser posted:

How nice must it be to live in a country where your military doesn't actually have to back up what your country says it believes in and just relies on someone else to do it?

\/ Why the gently caress would we target Hezbollah?
I mean the US does have Hezbollah listed as a terrorist group, although the fact that literally every faction in Syria is either terrorist-listed or terrorist-linked by at least one country takes a bit of the oomph out of that statement.

I'm actually more surprised that we hit a Republican Guard HQ, that's a more aggressive hit and is also guaranteed to piss Assad and the higher ups off more than some of the other stuff.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Saladin Rising posted:

I mean the US does have Hezbollah listed as a terrorist group, although the fact that literally every faction in Syria is either terrorist-listed or terrorist-linked by at least one country takes a bit of the oomph out of that statement.

I'm actually more surprised that we hit a Republican Guard HQ, that's a more aggressive hit and is also guaranteed to piss Assad and the higher ups off more than some of the other stuff.

Hitting the elite forces of the dictator we assign the blame to for the chemical strike makes way more sense then striking an auxiliary force whom we hope is one of the last actors in the area to acquire chemical weapons.

Trouser Mouse Bear
Mar 20, 2004
Bancount - 1

HorrificExistence posted:

their air defense got one at least


That seems awfully high for a cruise missile?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Mattis is speaking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOBLJnU0rPo

Willie Tomg
Feb 2, 2006
https://twitter.com/AlSuraEnglish/status/984971661156888576


ronald mcdonald trump could gently caress up a wet dream

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Willie Tomg posted:

https://twitter.com/AlSuraEnglish/status/984971661156888576


ronald mcdonald trump could gently caress up a wet dream

What the gently caress, if you're going to send missiles that close to Syria, why the gently caress would you not target every ISIS position in the area you possibly can?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Mattis seems to be saying it's over?

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

ISIS still exists?

Yep Mattis said it's over.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Sounds like some of the early reports maybe exaggerated how severe the strikes were, but I guess we'll have to wait and see. Right now it looks like I was wrong about Bolton winning the argument though.

Mattis looks loving ancient for 67, Jesus. Hard life I guess.

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 03:24 on Apr 14, 2018

Saladin Rising
Nov 12, 2016

When there is no real hope we must
mint our own. If the coin be
counterfeit it may still be passed.

pro starcraft loser posted:

What the gently caress, if you're going to send missiles that close to Syria, why the gently caress would you not target every ISIS position in the area you possibly can?
Yarmouk camp is a refugee camp that ISIS took over. It's crammed with refugees, which is why ISIS hasn't been dislodged from it like they have everywhere else. Think of it like another version of that weird pocket next to the Golan Heights.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Willie Tomg posted:

https://twitter.com/AlSuraEnglish/status/984971661156888576


ronald mcdonald trump could gently caress up a wet dream

https://twitter.com/arturaskerelis/status/984972546742341632

Love too be ISIS's air support

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

Alright so when should we hear a response from Russia?

Paracaidas
Sep 24, 2016
Consistently Tedious!

Oh goodie, Arturas.

https://twitter.com/adamsteinbaugh/status/984976492265459713

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Grouchio posted:

Alright so when should we hear a response from Russia?

If we really only hit three targets, they might be happy to ignore it except for a bunch of propaganda.

Or I could just keep being wrong about everything tonight, who the gently caress knows.

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/984982535905136640

Dr Kool-AIDS fucked around with this message at 03:33 on Apr 14, 2018

cochise
Sep 11, 2011


Grouchio posted:

Alright so when should we hear a response from Russia?

Expect a huge propaganda push. The bots will be out in force.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC
https://twitter.com/SulomeAnderson/status/984984228898136065?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fforums.somethingawful.com%2F

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lol someone on Twitter claimed this guy was a reporter for NBC or something

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/IsraelBreaking/status/984987633402241025

Party Plane Jones
Jul 1, 2007

by Reene
Fun Shoe

Unless I'm mistaken the US has undergone the destruction of the vast majority of its chemical weapons stockpiles except what it needs to verify that other countries are using them (eg, the same way that smallpox samples are guarded)

edit: apparently not though what we possess is supposed to be destroyed by 2021.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

Who cares how much we have? We are getting rid of them and never used them (outside teargas).

Rent-A-Cop
Oct 15, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

We have insulted the President of Russia!

A crime almost as serious as hurting the feelings of the Chinese people.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

pro starcraft loser posted:

Who cares how much we have? We are getting rid of them and never used them (outside teargas).

Other than all the false flag attacks in Syria, where we provided the rebels with chemicals and shells carefully designed to precisely imitate regime stockpiles

oh, and the part where we poisoned that ex-spy in the UK

and presumably the Only Good Kim in Malaysia

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

cochise posted:

Expect a huge propaganda push. The bots will be out in force.
PM me if something else, like war, occurs instead.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
Calm down guys. From Reuters:

quote:



The Syrian government and its allies have absorbed a U.S.-led attack on Saturday and the targeted sites were evacuated days ago thanks to a warning from Russia, a senior official in a regional alliance that backs Damascus said.

“We have absorbed the strike”, the official told Reuters.

“We had an early warning of the strike from the Russians ... and all military bases were evacuated a few days ago,” the official said. Around 30 missiles were fired in the attack, and a third of them were shot down, the official said.

“We are carrying out an assessment of the material damages,” the official added.

Syrian President Bashar al-Assad has been backed in the seven-year-long Syrian war by Russia, Iran, and Iran-backed Shi’ite groups from across the region, including Lebanon’s Hezbollah.

It's just another token missile strike on empty bases, not the beginning of WW3. Interestingly, Syria seems to have shot down a fair few of the missiles this time round.

Pistol_Pete fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Apr 14, 2018

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

empty bases... in the middle of its capital city

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Stairmaster posted:

empty bases... in the middle of its capital city

empty of anything with value

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

lollontee posted:

empty of anything with value
Welcome to the Middle East! :suicide:

Grouchio fucked around with this message at 06:20 on Apr 14, 2018

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Got a great group of israelis to scream GO AMERICA GO AMERICA as the cruise missiles were in view. Pretty loving funny yelling "Thats america at work WOOOO"... came to israel just to see the strike happen, 10/10🏀🥇🥇


Score 1 for USAFUK team

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>

Grouchio posted:

Welcome to the Middle East! :v:

why the gently caress are you even in this thread

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
I'd judge that Grouchio's contributions are as mature, informative and reflective as any other individual's posting in this thread :shrug:

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lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
well, better than mine

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