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thechalkoutline
Jul 8, 2006



If I was locked in a room with only that picture for 12h I still wouldn't have figured that out without an explanation

I kept saying it over and over in my head in a bad accent to no avail before I scrolled down to responses

Edit: fcuk sniped

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drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.
Well today was a pain in the arse. Took the car for a very long overdue wash after it failed its inspection (hadn't been driven in over a month, in part due to a slipping clutch, so the battery needed replacing). After the car wash I figured an hour-long cruise at highway speeds might solve the issue. Stopped for gas halfway and discovered the 9 and the e resting on the lip below the rear hatch! I guess driving it like a grandpa with as little acceleration as possible paid off, because they must have been sat there for 25 miles.







Only the A and X seemed firmly secured, the rest were getting wobbly so I pulled them off. Is it worth getting a tube of body trim adhesive or will Gorilla glue suffice?

Geoj
May 28, 2008

BITTER POOR PERSON

drgitlin posted:

Is it worth getting a tube of body trim adhesive or will Gorilla glue suffice?

Only use gorilla glue if you don't care about ever being able to remove them without damaging the paint.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.
Body trim adhesive it is!

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
I love the fact that you review supercars and meanwhile your personal car can't even keep the badges on.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

iwentdoodie posted:

I love the fact that you review supercars and meanwhile your personal car can't even keep the badges on.

This was exactly my thought.

drgitlin
Jul 25, 2003
luv 2 get custom titles from a forum that goes into revolt when its told to stop using a bad word.

iwentdoodie posted:

I love the fact that you review supercars and meanwhile your personal car can't even keep the badges on.

Now that both my wife and I work at home, the car is suffering from neglect. :(

But since the alternative is a car payment for a car we’ll rarely drive, I guess it’s time to sink some money into it.

Thief
Jan 28, 2011

:420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420::420:
it's easier to just scrape the gum off and debadge it but now is the best time to go on ebay, order that same badge for like :10bux: or whatever and then mix the pieces together when you put them back on to have the only 69x in town

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

Thief posted:

it's easier to just scrape the gum off and debadge it but now is the best time to go on ebay, order that same badge for like :10bux: or whatever and then mix the pieces together when you put them back on to have the only 69x in town

nice

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Thief posted:

it's easier to just scrape the gum off and debadge it but now is the best time to go on ebay, order that same badge for like :10bux: or whatever and then mix the pieces together when you put them back on to have the only 69x in town

What's the bet the 'X' and 'A' have tabs on the back and leave holes because Saab

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug

dissss posted:

What's the bet the 'X' and 'A' have tabs on the back and leave holes because Saab

Nah, this is a Subaru. So the hatch release cable gets stuck if you pull on the handle when the hatch is locked.

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
How's this for terrible car poo poo?

How the gently caress do you asphyxiate yourself in a minivan seat?

http://time.com/5238473/kyle-plush-suffocated-died-minivan-siri-911-call-transcript/

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Reads to me like he got pinned or crushed somehow. Maybe he was loving around with the stow away seats they like to put in minivans?

90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup




This has got to be the most millennial poo poo I've ever seen.

EDIT: Here's hoping that didn't come off as being jerky/assholish. That's a sad way to go. :rip:

90s Solo Cup fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Apr 13, 2018

Xy Hapu
Mar 7, 2004

Need something from trunk of van -> too stupid to just go outside -> squeeze torso between rear seat and hatch -> reach too far down -> fall/wedge self upside down -> just barely handstand-reverse crawl my way back up

Though in this case, rather than stupidity it seems like the rear seat became unlocked and tilted over as he was reaching, with similar results. The terrible thing is he managed to give them his location and description of the van on his second 911 call, but this was allegedly never relayed to the police who were already nearby looking for him :(

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
That's really sad :(

His father found him. Dead. In his van. In his high school parking lot. I cannot even begin to estimate, as a father, how I would feel if I found my son dead when he managed to reach 911 twice.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

It is a failure of the system, but it should also be considered that 6 years ago he would have been found dead in his van with no 911 calls because Siri didn't exist yet.

So technology almost saved the day.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter
I saw a Corolla being towed on a dolly by a budget truck today. Except... they backed it into the dolly so it was going 65mph backwards with the front wheels turned a good 20 degrees. RIP tires and whatever else.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
These fuckwits.



Not a great photo because I was stopped at the lights next to them, but two contractor-types were clambering all over their enormous Brotruck and the trailer behind it, trying to put all of the wood that had just slid forward off the trailer and smashed the rear window back into place. They were doing this in the middle lane of a major arterial road, and traffic was backed up about a kilometer, even though it's school holidays and the morning rush isn't nearly as bad right now.

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

StormDrain posted:

I saw a Corolla being towed on a dolly by a budget truck today. Except... they backed it into the dolly so it was going 65mph backwards with the front wheels turned a good 20 degrees. RIP tires and whatever else.

Possibly the trans too, IIRC there are a bunch of FWD cars that really dislike being towed on their drive wheels even in neutral.

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

DiggityDoink posted:

Possibly the trans too, IIRC there are a bunch of FWD cars that really dislike being towed on their drive wheels even in neutral.

IIRC, Saturns are popular with RV owners because they can be towed with all 4 wheels down. The transmission fluid still flows normally when the car is off, so they don't have to disconnect driveshafts

randomidiot
May 12, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 11 years!)

That's the OG Saturns, yeah. 1st and 2nd gens. Once they went to shared drivetrains, that went away.

There's a handful of cars from many makes that can be flat towed these days.

Grater
Jul 11, 2001
Might seem like a nice guy, but cross me once...

CommieGIR posted:

That's really sad :(

His father found him. Dead. In his van. In his high school parking lot. I cannot even begin to estimate, as a father, how I would feel if I found my son dead when he managed to reach 911 twice.

As a dad poo poo like this just tears me apart. I cannot imagine, I don't think I could handle, if something like this happened to one of my kids. My heart goes out to the family, what a horrible situation.

I sincerely hope there is some severe repercussions for the police/911 operators and Honda (seems like a serious design flaw).

Animation of how it happened: http://www.12news.com/video/news/nation-now/how-authorities-say-teen-died-in-honda-odyssey/465-8085045

Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Grater posted:

As a dad poo poo like this just tears me apart. I cannot imagine, I don't think I could handle, if something like this happened to one of my kids. My heart goes out to the family, what a horrible situation.

I sincerely hope there is some severe repercussions for the police/911 operators and Honda (seems like a serious design flaw).

Animation of how it happened: http://www.12news.com/video/news/nation-now/how-authorities-say-teen-died-in-honda-odyssey/465-8085045

What a stupid way to die. I don’t mean that he was stupid, just such an ignominious way to go. Still tragic.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Darchangel posted:

What a stupid way to die. I don’t mean that he was stupid, just such an ignominious way to go. Still tragic.

Personal confession time: I have a mild phobia of dying in the shower.

Simply because if my body were found in that situation, there would be absolutely no dignity

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Good news is that once you're dead, you don't give a poo poo anymore.

And based on the stories I got from some firefighter buds, dying in a shower is not the least dignified way to go.

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

xzzy posted:

Good news is that once you're dead, you don't give a poo poo anymore.


This isn't true. Your body lets loose one last time after you die.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

spog posted:

Personal confession time: I have a mild phobia of dying in the shower.

Simply because if my body were found in that situation, there would be absolutely no dignity

My corpse would smell like tea tree oil.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

xzzy posted:

Good news is that once you're dead, you don't give a poo poo anymore.

And based on the stories I got from some firefighter buds, dying in a shower is not the least dignified way to go.

dissss
Nov 10, 2007

I'm a terrible forums poster with terrible opinions.

Here's a cat fucking a squid.

Yu-Gi-Ho! posted:

That's the OG Saturns, yeah. 1st and 2nd gens. Once they went to shared drivetrains, that went away.

There's a handful of cars from many makes that can be flat towed these days.

2000 Grand Cherokee looking sweet

Seat Safety Switch
May 27, 2008

MY RELIGION IS THE SMALL BLOCK V8 AND COMMANDMENTS ONE THROUGH TEN ARE NEVER LIFT.

Pillbug
I wonder why the Cavalier/Sunfire/Saturn F23 is suitable for a toad car but other manual transmissions presumably are not. I had assumed that pretty much every stick-shift is splash-oiled, so centre-differential cars aside, it should be fine to tow them?

Maybe some transmissions have a different oiling system where it needs the input shaft to spin in order to sling oil?

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
AMC made an auto back in the day you could bump start

Nidhg00670000
Mar 26, 2010

We're in the pipe, five by five.
Grimey Drawer
Torqueflites until the mid 1960s could also be push started.

Disgruntled Bovine
Jul 5, 2010


When I clicked play on this video it played a Honda ad first. Maybe not the best place to advertise, Honda.

eyebeem
Jul 18, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Don’t post this loving poo poo, asshat.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

I have seen the face of God. And it is a V6 4th gen Camaro with a fart cannon doing a 1 legged burnout out of the Steak and Shake parking lot.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

eyebeem posted:

Don’t post this loving poo poo, asshat.

I genuinely don't understand this reaction. I remember seeing casts of Pompeii victims in my elementary school history book.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Blue Footed Booby posted:

I genuinely don't understand this reaction. I remember seeing casts of Pompeii victims in my elementary school history book.

I laughed. But the over reaction is probably because he was in that position due to muscles contracting or something scientific.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Disgruntled Bovine posted:

When I clicked play on this video it played a Honda ad first. Maybe not the best place to advertise, Honda.

Same! I’m not surprised since those ads aren’t super Smart but still...

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009





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