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Episode #19 - Lazy Pugilists Forget Wrestling Ambitions - (Twitch VOD) - (Alt YouTube Link) Pre-Show: LPFWA Best Bouts #4 - BFC vs. Pyroi in a Ladder Match from LPFWA 2k14 divinecoffeebinge: Lazy Pugilists Forget Wrestling Ambitions divinecoffeebinge: Lacerations Performed For Witness' Adoration Match Card and Results posted:#1 Buscus Brawl After the Show... DivineCoffeeBinge posted:Okay, so Plan Win All The Matches From Now On didn't work out. nine-gear crow posted:
Kadorhal posted:Ah, don't worry too much about what Palpy says, my man. You at least proved you're not Buscus material for about a week. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Dec 29, 2018 |
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Ah, don't worry too much about what Palpy says, my man. You at least proved you're not Buscus material for about a week. Thanks, I guess. Though, unrelated... where the hell were you for two months? Oh, yeah, that. It was an impostor. A really bad one, far as I could gather. How did none of you notice? Well, I was a little suspicious... but then he said I was the best in the business... but anyway, why was he replacing you? It's kind of a long story, but the gist of it is that it was the end result of an assassination attempt. One that failed, obviously, so I'm back now. And... why are you back now? Because much like the eye for talent that was the only attribute of mine the impostor shared, I also have an eye for business opportunities! I simply told them we could work out a deal for extending their services to the Moon, now that it's back where it belongs in Earth's orbit. We're officially part of a partnership now, Kadorhal-CabalCo Industries. Well, okay... weird, and doesn't really make sense. Less so than any of the other weird poo poo that goes on around here. But okay. Does this change anything about how I need to wrestle? No, no, not at all. All that's changing is the variety of products we advertise. You keep doing you, my man, prove... well, that you're not Buscus material at the very least, I think you can manage that for another week or two. Yeah... thanks, I think.
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# ? Mar 26, 2018 10:07 |
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Okay! This Saturday we'll have us a Toxx Party. There won't be Toxxes. Well, you can make Toxxes if you want but uh... Vote on who gets to face Macho Man this time! He took out four of our guys already. #1 Eight-Way Elimination El Catire Arrecho vs. Face vs. John Cena vs. anilEhilated vs. Tommy Wiseau vs. The Masked Man vs. Lotus Aura vs. Dr. Ham #2 Bunny Championship :3 Toad vs. D the Destroyer (c) #3 Co-Comm Championships Third Street Sinners vs. Freddie Hope and Flamander (c) #4 Kawaii Championship Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan (c) #5 How many drunks does it take to change a lightbulb? (TLC) IGgy vs. Fruitsniffer vs. Angus McMutton vs. Dash Rendar #6 LP Superstar Championship Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine (c) Intermission: LPFWA vs. the Universe https://goo.gl/forms/SvTBMqJGMBG1ENs03 vs. Macho Man Randy Savage #7 Women's Tournament Qualifier Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge Main Event: LPFWA Championship A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO (c)
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 22:34 |
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Old man, it appears our fated duel approaches. If you're afraid,feel free to back down. But if not...*Slams fists together* I'm going Qrow Branwen on your rear end. So, getting drunk and spewing stilted exposition? FOR THE LOVE OF...whatever we worship. The Force,I guess. Anyway dude, not cool. Oh, and don't forget plowing your sis- NOT loving COOL! What? It runs in the family.
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:00 |
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: You got a championship coming up, don't mess this up Toad.You can do this. : You'rea gonna mess this up. : NO I WON'T MARIO! NO I WON'T!
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# ? Mar 28, 2018 23:46 |
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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen 1st Man Elimination Eight-Way Elimination BIG CHAOS 2nd Match: Toad vs. D the Destroyer for the Bunny Title :3 3rd Match: Third Street Sinners vs. Fred Hope and Flamander for the Co-Comm titles 4th Match: Tolvie vs. Jumpy-Chan for the Kawaii Title 5th Match: IGgy vs. Fruity vs. Angus vs. Dash Rendar 6th Match: Kylo Ren vs. Palpatine for the LP Superstar Title Intermission: A tree vs. Macho Man Randy Savage 7th Match: Garbo Girl vs. DivineCoffeeBinge Main Event: A tree vs. nuffkinsVEVO for the LPFWA Title
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# ? Mar 31, 2018 21:44 |
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LPFWA 2k18 Episode #20 - TOXX PARTAY - (Twitch VOD) Losers Pull off Frustrating Win. rear end! - nine-gear crow Let's Punch Flamander With Abandon - Felinoid Leader Probated For Wasted Ambition - nine-gear crow (hahahahahah, nice try crow!) Long-trusted Popular Faces Welcoming Animosity - DCB IGgy IGsen posted:Okay! This Saturday we'll have us a Toxx Party. There won't be Toxxes. Well, you can make Toxxes if you want but uh... yerpalhal, post:115, topic:2484, full:true posted:
Vanderlyle, post:116, topic:2484, full:true posted:
VolticSurge posted:Old man, it appears our fated duel approaches. If you're afraid,feel free to back down. But if not...*Slams fists together* I'm going Qrow Branwen on your rear end. Hitlers Gay Secret posted:: You got a championship coming up, don't mess this up Toad.You can do this. Results posted:Scene: The Hugrule Warriors and their antics, I guess yerpalhal, post:118, topic:2484, full:true posted:-oor pal leans on a bar necking down some beer- IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 12:36 on Apr 2, 2018 |
# ? Apr 2, 2018 12:31 |
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quote:i have fallen behind with this LP. clearly i need to catch up
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 16:11 |
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*In the Resurgent's medical bay,Ren is getting his wounds treated by a medical droid* Do you seriously have no anesthesia? *droid jabs his arm with a syringe* OH SWEET SPACE JESUS NOW I KNOW HOW YANG FELT *Some time later* Well, my defeat may have been a setback, but we've still come out ahead overall. If you can see this transmission, Face...thank you. The First Order is lucky to have a fighter like you,as am I to have a friend like you. Actually, that reminds me...I could use your assistance in training new Praetorian Guards. The old ones are kinda all dead. Which leaves me and FN-2119 as the only competent people in the First Order. The Knights of Ren all hosed off to Blandor or whatever it was called. And Phasma...well, I don't know how she's still in command of anything. I'll have to ask Hux about that. Maybe your boss could use a new secretary?
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 20:55 |
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Hooray! I made it into the tournament! I don't know why everyone gets so excited by the One-Winged Angel. It's just a transitional move. (it hurt me so much to type that)
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# ? Apr 2, 2018 21:16 |
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Blind Sally posted:i have fallen behind with this LP. clearly i need to catch up
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 11:05 |
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All right! This saturday we'll have a tournament to determine the inaugural LPFWA Women's Champion. Because it's 10 matches, as long as a PPV WITH a bonus match I will just not have a bonus match this week. Here's the bracket! Who do you think would win the entire thing?
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# ? Apr 4, 2018 22:17 |
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I know exactly what's going to happen. It's going to be me and Hell-ena on top! And--oh, it's a three-way match? Uh... Yelizaveta I guess. Anyway, I'm going to win. I've already "visited" with a few of the opponents in my bracket regarding their "hydration." And I hope they do "drink" plenty of "water." Otherwise they might not feel so "enchanted." I put potions in the water. Double May Care fucked around with this message at 22:14 on Apr 7, 2018 |
# ? Apr 7, 2018 18:08 |
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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen
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# ? Apr 7, 2018 21:44 |
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Well, that show just happened.... ... .... .......... . .. . . . yeah. E: I'll of course add the for real VOD with update post and everything, but here's the raw vod.... https://www.twitch.tv/videos/247799576#%23 What a mess, good mess, bad mess? I dunno. It's almost like LPFWA season 2.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:02 |
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what, did Dash Rendar win or something?
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:03 |
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Blind Sally posted:what, did Dash Rendar win or something? I did not enter Dash in the women's tournament. So no. Madness won.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:04 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:I did not enter Dash in the women's tournament. So no. Madness won. Let’s be honest here, Dash would totally be the kind of guy who would enter an all-women’s tournament, no mater the reason.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:07 |
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LPFWA 2 LPFWA 3
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:12 |
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Well... At least the Rara plot worked. That Potion of the Incorporeal was effective, but... I have to wonder if it was worth it. Congrats Nadira, you earned it. I think. The back half of the tournament is kind of a blur.
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:13 |
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So from what I understand, there has been Timeline Fuckery. This calls for my new brew, Crisis On Infinite Coffees! An infinity of caffeine in a single unified continuity mug!
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 00:16 |
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LPFWA 2k18 Episode #21 - Ladies Pummeling For Whiskey-addled Administration - (Twitch VOD) Ladies Pummeling For Wiskey-addled Administration - DivineCoffeeBinge IGgy IGsen posted:Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen Well, here's the results in image form. This show was a mess and nothing is fine. Scene: Rather Watch Them posted:Well... At least the Rara plot worked. That Potion of the Incorporeal was effective, but... I have to wonder if it was worth it. DivineCoffeeBinge posted:So from what I understand, there has been Timeline Fuckery. Raramuffin posted:This is probably the most favorable outcome for me, if you think about it. :3 DivineCoffeeBinge posted:I don't... I mean, can we open the trunk? Will that work? IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 20:12 on Apr 11, 2018 |
# ? Apr 8, 2018 14:57 |
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This is probably the most favorable outcome for me, if you think about it. :3 ... help, please. this is very uncomfortable. <:3
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 16:14 |
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# ? Apr 8, 2018 16:22 |
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All right! A normal show again... well, what is normal after the last one? It will be on Saturday, as usual and there will be matches! Since the Macho Man was defeated last time we need to vote on a new adversary cast your vote on who we'll fight and who gets to challenge them here #1 Buscus Brawl Bone Pimp (c) vs. Fruitsniffer #2 Singles Match Konami Kouda vs. Garbo Girl #3 Singles Match anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes #4 Bunny Title Kylo Ren vs. D the Destroyer (c) #5 Co-Comm Championship Unlikely Roommates vs. Third Street Sinners (c) Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe https://goo.gl/forms/UpmLBChDQnM9Anwi2 Main Event: Kawaii Championship DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Tolvie (c) Our first ever LPFWA Champion Hell-ENAdira will make an appearance too!
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:06 |
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IGgy IGsen posted:Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe I guess it's already been decided.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:20 |
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Hitlers Gay Secret posted:I guess it's already been decided. I already fixed it. Should work now.
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:26 |
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Raramuffin posted:This is probably the most favorable outcome for me, if you think about it. :3 I don't... I mean, can we open the trunk? Will that work? Is... is the trunk a part of her now? No, that can't be it; the trunk would have bunny ears if that was a thing. Um....
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# ? Apr 11, 2018 19:54 |
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Caught Nadira's finest moment on camera (I want to contribute to Lowtax's medical debt fund, so whoever submitted her let me know if you want it as an avatar) Also mine from way back
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# ? Apr 14, 2018 12:25 |
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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen 1st Match: Bone Pimp (c) vs. Fruitsniffer for the Buscus 2nd Match: Konami Kouda vs. Garbo Girl 3rd Match: anilEhilated vs. Macro Man Keynes 4th Match Kylo Ren vs. D the Destroyer (c) for the Bunny Title :3 5th Match: Unlikely Roomates vs. Third Street Sinners (c) for the Co-Comm Titles Intermission: Fruity and Thundercat Chris Pine vs. Hiromu Takahashi and Daryl Main Event: DivineCoffeeBinge vs. Tolvie (c) for the Kawaii Title
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# ? Apr 14, 2018 21:45 |
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Tanahashi and Daryl are gonna get a rub just by being in the same ring as a star like Chris Pine. He's Captain Kirk you know.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 01:39 |
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I forgot to update the thread title for last week. Whoops.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 02:30 |
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LPFWA 2k18 Episode #22 - Losers Pinned From Whiskey Addict - (Twitch VOD) Deathmaster780: Losers Pinned From Whiskey Addict nine gear-crow: Lethal Piledriver Fractures Wiseau's Apex IGgy IGsen posted:Scene 1: Hell-En... I mean Nadira, The LPFWA Women's Champ comes to the ring to talk a bit about her achievement but then Hell-Ena the LPFWA Women's Champ comes in and is upset that there's two titles... I dunno. They'll have a match to unify the belts as well as the timelines at the next PPV. IGgy IGsen fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Apr 15, 2018 |
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They have tried to silence me. They have tried to tase me. They have tried to lock me up. (footsteps, sound of body a awkardly disappearing down a vent.) (muffled) They took my ears. They took my beard. They took my pride. ("Hey, there are feet sticking out of the vent!" "Just pretend you saw nothing, it makes him happier.") But I waited. I set my traps, I plumbed the innermost depths of this fortress of evil for secrets never meant to be spoken. I know the truth. And it made me strong. ("You sure he isn't stuck? And what's that ticking sound?") Well, gently caress.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:43 |
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Is Ren's portrait gonna be updated for his new outfit?
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 22:52 |
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VolticSurge posted:Is Ren's portrait gonna be updated for his new outfit? Yes, but I'll have to do that tomorrow when I get home from work (Hoping I remember) I also still owe the person who made Garbo Girl a portrait. It's easy to forget about those because I don't really need them for making episodes. The original design I did was kind of bad, I did it based off the screenshot you gave me but I didn't see the movie at the time and didn't know what Kylo looks like in motion and I wanted to avoid spoilers so I didn't look anything up. I also didn't know I could just put a graphic on the helm to make it look more like Kylo's helmet in the movies. So with a moment that is a bit of a turning point for Kylo I decided to fix the design a bit. Fun Fact: There's a Storm Trooper helm in the game (Shockmaster!) and putting Kylo's mask texture on it fits almost perfectly, but of course it's not the right shape because Kylo is wearing what appears to be a streamlined Stormtrooper mask in the movies, apparently. But I had to go with another mask. This means the texture wraps a bit oddly but it's better than wearing a literal Stormtrooper helmet wich is quite visually distinct.
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# ? Apr 15, 2018 23:25 |
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It's time again for LPFWA! Join me again this Saturday, at the usual wrestle time on the usual wrestle-channel. It's the last show before THE BIG SHOW which is the name of the next PPV because I couldn't really think of anything. The WWE wrestler Big Show is probably gonna show up. You can vote on the bonus match here! #1 Buscus Brawl Bone Pimp (c) vs. Dr. Ham #2 3-Way Samus vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Konami Kouda #3 Hardcore Match Garbo Girl vs. Yelizaveta RN #4 Bunny Championship :3 Lore Convoluter vs. Kylo Ren (c) #5 Singles a tree vs. Freddie Hope Intermission: LPFWA vs. The Universe https://goo.gl/forms/C2CmdthMYHU1cFky1 Main Event: LP Superstar Championship D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine (c)
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 22:52 |
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Previously, on Adventures of Lore Convoluter:Tevery Best posted:You know what the problem with four-ways is? To understand how I know your name, first you have to hear my convoluted backstory! Cool, I guess. I was not always the greatest mathematician who ever lived. In fact, there was a time, a long while ago, when I did not care for mathematics at all. It was then that I met my master, who taught me to love numbers, and explore probabilities. My master's name was... Edward Lorenz. I don't think this has much to do with anything. Well, I kinda had this free association when I read the LPFWA roster, and I thought what the hell, so I sneaked into your locker and read through your immigration forms. ...why did you decide to tell me this? Not much of a reason. But I also have to tell you something else I calculated! *gasps* What would that be? I have learned the secret of unlocking the true power of the Power Gloves! ...I already know it? The forces involved in the activity of just one Power Glove are amazing. The two are impossible to contain without an outside circuit that could ground them! And only one material can be used for it! Yeah, Lepfawium. I know that. It's what the LPFWA championship belts are made of. Which means that if you win a belt, you will be able to unlock the true power of the Power Gloves, and be unstoppable! I know. I told you I know that. So, to make it up for going through your stuff, I pulled some strings. You're getting a title match in Episode 23. All right, see ya! Huh. Who would have thought that crazy guy has so much influence backstage in LPFWA. ANYHOW, now I must prepare for my most important fight... so far. Kylo Ren might have the Force... It won't help him much against THE POWER. Glove. It's so bad. That line, I mean.
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 13:57 |
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Show starts in 15 minutes. https://www.twitch.tv/iggy_igsen 1st Match: Bone Pimp (c) vs. Dr. Ham for the Buscus 2nd Match: Samus vs. Lady of the Lancet vs. Konami Kouda 3rd Match: Garbo Gril vs. Yelizaveta RN 4th Match: Lore Convoluter vs. Kylo Ren (c) for the Bunny Title :3 5th Match: a tree vs. Freddie Hope Intermission: Dash Rendar vs. Samoa Joe vs. Kurt Angle vs. Scott Steiner Main Event: D the Destroyer vs. Palpatine (c) for the LP Superstar Title
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LPFWA 2k18 Episode #23 - Lout picks a Fight With Angle (numbers don't lie) Lout picks a Fight With Angle (numbers don't lie) by YerPalHal IGgy IGsen posted:It's time again for LPFWA! Tevery Best posted:Previously, on Adventures of Lore Convoluter: Results posted:
Don't remember FOIT ME M8? Here's how it goes. quote:Hey everyone, let me introduce a new Championship belt!
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