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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Auto-rotation story!

Did anyone see the Robin William's movie "Insomnia" ? It's set in Alaska but was filmed in BC. In the movie, murderer Robin Williams has a cabin on the shore of a lake. There wasn't enough shore for the movie so they trucked in a bunch of gravel to make a gravel beach.


Here's the location on google maps


My neighbour was transporting a group of geologists when he suddenly had a total engine failure, right above the glacier. You can't put down on a glacier, it's covered in crevasses that could swallow a 747. All around him was tree covered hills and mountain. But he had recently watched Insomnia and knew they filmed it in the area and someone had told him the tid bit about the gravel beach. Based mostly on his knowledge of the movie and area he pushed his helicopter as far as it could auto-rotate to clear the death-trap glacier as was able to land quite nicely on the gravel beach, which was loose enough to cushion the landing. Everyone was fine and they hiked up to the highway to be rescued.

This is my funny story about how Robin William's murder cabin saved my neighbour and a bunch of geologists.

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Mr. Bad Guy
Jun 28, 2006
...and that's now you start a New Page.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

That’s an awesome story.

Dagen H
Mar 19, 2009

Hogertrafikomlaggningen

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Dear PYF Funny Pictures,

I never thought it would happen to me, but today this showed up on my wall...



Arjen is a pretty common Dutch name. Must be a variation of that.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Subjunctive posted:

All you have to do to gently caress up facial recognition systems is be black.

Wearing blackface so you can commit a crime

Get outta here maga chud

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

Wearing blackface so you can commit a crime

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer
Dunno if :thejoke: or what but it's probably less about flawlessly committing crimes and more about stuff like billboards that use facial recognition to serve you personalized ads and other cyberpunk dystopian poo poo like that.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



theyre running trials in china that are apparently working fairly well. look for the tech in your local jurisdiction soon

Facial recognition used to catch suspect in crowd of 60,000 concertgoers

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


The MSJ
May 17, 2010


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wG2rmsvxu0w

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1alUMl2kGI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2A89afHhVwk

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Krankenstyle posted:

theyre running trials in china that are apparently working fairly well. look for the tech in your local jurisdiction soon

Facial recognition used to catch suspect in crowd of 60,000 concertgoers


Concerts are easy mode, everyone is facing one way for a long time.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Subjunctive posted:

Concerts are easy mode, everyone is facing one way for a long time.

On the other hand, it's differentiating Chinese people which is definitely a step above the West's facial recognition technology

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Comptroll The Forums posted:

On the other hand, it's differentiating Chinese people which is definitely a step above the West's facial recognition technology

IIRC Asian faces aren't too bad. It's really black faces that really gently caress most modern systems up, for reasons that are not well-understood.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


RFC2324 posted:

dazzle camo was faaaabulous.





Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
If you had a pair of glasses that have infra-red LEDs in them, does that defeat the cameras by blurring your face in a pool of intense light only the camera can see?

Clearly if you're doing this, they'll send some jackbooted thugs to stomp you out and throw you in a deep dark holepeace officers to discuss this with you, but it might stop you from being randomly recorded for long enough to matter.



Best one of these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJlcjMgbo9w

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Subjunctive posted:

IIRC Asian faces aren't too bad. It's really black faces that really gently caress most modern systems up, for reasons that are not well-understood.

actually black faces are well understood, just nobody gives a poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d16LNHIEJzs

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Krankenstyle posted:

actually black faces are well understood, just nobody gives a poo poo

No, it's very weird. Even if you only train them on black faces, the systems don't do a good job. Magic.

wontondestruction
Dec 3, 2012

I'm a piece of human waste who supports a culture of using gendered slurs, that leads to 78.1% of women in STEM fields experiencing sexual harassment

Baronjutter posted:

Awesomeness

I really like that movie, but I LOVE your story. Thanks for sharing.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Your Computer posted:

Dunno if :thejoke: or what but it's probably less about flawlessly committing crimes and more about stuff like billboards that use facial recognition to serve you personalized ads and other cyberpunk dystopian poo poo like that.


Yeah not gonna lie as stupid as some of those haircuts look it is one of the most cyberpunk things I've ever seen in my goddamn life.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

poo poo, Pia's really good!

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

This really belongs here too.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Your Computer posted:

Dunno if :thejoke: or what but it's probably less about flawlessly committing crimes and more about stuff like billboards that use facial recognition to serve you personalized ads and other cyberpunk dystopian poo poo like that.

If there's an error, they run ads for makeup remover.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Subjunctive posted:

No, it's very weird. Even if you only train them on black faces, the systems don't do a good job. Magic.

thats false but whatever enjoy the trump game
:chaostrump:

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Krankenstyle posted:

thats false but whatever enjoy the trump game
:chaostrump:

I worked with people who have built some of the best-performing facial recognition systems in the world. I’d love a citation if things have changed materially since I left.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

MarcusSA posted:

This really belongs here too.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXx489yL6PE

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Subjunctive posted:

I worked with people who have built some of the best-performing facial recognition systems in the world. I’d love a citation if things have changed materially since I left.

My uncle is at Nintendo. It's pretty cool.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Is it true they're making a Nintendo 65?

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

My uncle is at Nintendo. It's pretty cool.

My bona fides have been well established elsewhere on the forums, but you can choose what you want to believe. It doesn’t really change what I’m asking about.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Subjunctive posted:

My bona fides have been well established elsewhere on the forums, but you can choose what you want to believe. It doesn’t really change what I’m asking about.

FaceApp can make Obama white, which means, it recognises his face. Checkmate.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Paladinus posted:

FaceApp can make Obama white, which means, it recognises his face. Checkmate.

Recognition and detection are different problems.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/JuicyJu11/status/926240232445480960

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



I don't know if your grandparents subjected you to the Lawrence Welk Show like mine did, but there were some really unintentionally hilarious things to come from that show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg

The goody two-shoes delivery kills me every time.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

I don't know if your grandparents subjected you to the Lawrence Welk Show like mine did, but there were some really unintentionally hilarious things to come from that show:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ye3ecDYxOkg

The goody two-shoes delivery kills me every time.

Wait that's not Dick Dale Dick Dale is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UmmbF1Zyvk

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Jerry Cotton posted:

Wait that's not Dick Dale Dick Dale is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UmmbF1Zyvk

Different Dick, exclusive to the Lawrence Welk show. Definitely not surf rock Dick, assuming that’s who’s in that video.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

Hyperlynx posted:

poo poo, Pia's really good!


Say what you like about their hair and make-up, but Jude has an amazing range as a model.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Gromit posted:

Say what you like about their hair and make-up, but Jude has an amazing range as a model.

Or a really, really good hairdresser. :thejoke:

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Mr. Bad Guy posted:

Dear PYF Funny Pictures,

I never thought it would happen to me, but today this showed up on my wall...



Next year is going to be even more :gonk: for this kid.

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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zU_Au5Spx_Q

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