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Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Laserjet 4P posted:

Next year is going to be even more :gonk: for this kid.

Just wait til he turns 88

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DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

Laserjet 4P posted:

Next year is going to be even more :gonk: for this kid.

What's worse is he shares a birthday with his 87 year old grandma

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
They also only have carbonated drinks.

No juice is allowed in that house.

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

I'm now very disappointed I've never seen a Dragon do that in Skyrim.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Am I too late for a submission in the nerdrap category?

Despite coming from a Master's program in Europe, I was forced to take science classes, ethnic studies, and other poo poo that should be taught in highschool, and this was an actual part of a class in Geological Disasters or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dkELENdZukI

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

So their ideal wedding is mowing down their friends?







I dig it.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




Put of all the stupid and tacky poo poo, the worst here is that he is muzzle flashing his bride.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

The Bananana posted:

Put of all the stupid and tacky poo poo, the worst here is that he is muzzle flashing his bride.

The worst part is his ponytail.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Bride has poor trigger discipline.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

That whole dump was full of gold.

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...
Russian Wedding Photos

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



The Bananana posted:

Put of all the stupid and tacky poo poo, the worst here is that he is muzzle flashing his bride.

They know there can be only one left standing at the end.


I was honestly expecting way more NSFW

e: in fact, this one is just a woman blowing bubbles, unless I'm missing something:

Phlegmish has a new favorite as of 15:29 on Apr 15, 2018

Double Bill
Jan 29, 2006


These are all great, but this one really captures the magic:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

why the hell is he holding his gun like that, barrel pointed towards his bride, cyka blyat!

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

IDK what this is but I hate it

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

FactsAreUseless posted:

IDK what this is but I hate it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tLf1JO5bvE

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Jerry Cotton posted:

Wait that's not Dick Dale Dick Dale is it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UmmbF1Zyvk

I'm almost positive it's a different Dick Dale. Nobody on Welk was ever anywhere near cool enough for music like that.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald has a new favorite as of 17:03 on Apr 15, 2018

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

PrequelMemes are the lamest loving thing.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Subjunctive posted:

My bona fides have been well established elsewhere on the forums, but you can choose what you want to believe. It doesn’t really change what I’m asking about.

Nobody who uses the words "bona fides" unironically actually has any.

Who What Now has a new favorite as of 17:02 on Apr 15, 2018

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Only people without bona fides think that.

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉



This one is actually awesome.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

CainFortea posted:

Only people without bona fides think that.

I got a bona you can fide. :heysexy:

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

Subjunctive posted:

No, it's very weird. Even if you only train them on black faces, the systems don't do a good job. Magic.

unconscious_bias.txt

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Phlegmish posted:

They know there can be only one left standing at the end.


I was honestly expecting way more NSFW

e: in fact, this one is just a woman blowing bubbles, unless I'm missing something:



Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares



Trigger discipline

Muzzle discipline!

uwaeve
Oct 21, 2010



focus this time so i don't have to keep telling you idiots what happened
Lipstick Apathy
Never point the gun at anything you’re not willing to destroy.


























:kheldragar:

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

I appreciate this

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

:lol:

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Nice.

Nice.

cda
Jan 2, 2010

by Hand Knit

This is the most thrilling thing I've seen in weeks.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

There's a parable in there where like, a wasp makes fun of the slug for being so gross and unable to defend himself, only wait the gently caress is this?!

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Please buckle up your turtles when you're in the car, this is dangerous misinformation

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

bike tory posted:

Please buckle up your turtles when you're in the car, this is dangerous misinformation

How many people can a loose turtle kill in a car crash?

All of them. All of them.

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

If Mario Kart has taught us anything, it's that turtles and automobiles are a deadly combination.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Ak Gara posted:

How many people can a loose turtle kill in a car crash?

All of them. All of them.

Cowabunga, dude.

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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Poor Aeschylus, thought of turtles and died.

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