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Where's your spirit of adventure? Life just isn't interesting without taking chances on dodgy Chinese sex toys.
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to the tune of Single Female Lawyer: Dodgy Chinese Sex Toys
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Apr 15, 2018 13:10
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Crotch Fruit posted:Are Ali condoms a bad idea? My gut say hell no but aren't all condoms made in China anyways? I don't think I've ever bought a Chinese manufactured condom in my life. They all seem to be made in thailand. If you want to save money on them just find someone selling fallen off a truck or bulk (ie out of a 1000 unit box) local stock on eBay.
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Apr 15, 2018 13:15
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Crotch Fruit posted:Are Ali condoms a bad idea? My gut say hell no but aren't all condoms made in China anyways? Chlamydia hurts less than a UTI, my dude  Wish has a worse reputation for packets just showing up empty, worse customer service/arbitration, and inflated shipping fees - so you only get 1/2 the cost back if you do somehow manage to get a refund. Those fees are also why stuff looks cheaper on wish than Ali.
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Apr 15, 2018 13:23
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Yeah I'd not buy condoms the cheapest way possible.. if they fail you're going to have a bad time. You can save by buying in bulk online through Amazon or eBay.
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Apr 15, 2018 13:23
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Crotch Fruit posted:Are Ali condoms a bad idea? Synthbuttrange posted:It stained my hand and gave me a horrific rash for a week.
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Apr 15, 2018 13:47
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Man, I bought a pair of these soft sneakers in black: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Wol...2811556780.html they're comfy enough (if a bit narrow for my western foot, but they'll break in easy enough) but goddamn the smell from them; its unpleasantly biological not just chemical, like something you'd be displeased to discover in a pig farm somewhere 
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Apr 15, 2018 16:12
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:Where's your spirit of adventure? 'Personal massager' came up in one of the sales and in the spirit of curiosity, I took a wander through that section I thought I was was very broadminded and up to date on all the toys (I know of all 3 types that you put into a body and both the types that you put bodyparts into)...but man, there is a whole world out that that I wasn't aware of.
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Apr 15, 2018 16:18
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These buckles just arrived I use them to hold my shoelaces and now I'm the most stylish goon. 
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Apr 15, 2018 16:49
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MrUnderbridge posted:So does this thread just cover Ali or do Geek and Wish also count? You can link those too
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Apr 15, 2018 17:20
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What is the difference between AliExpress and Wish? I noticed things on Wish seem to be much cheaper at first glance (free, $1, $2, etc.) but then have an added shipping cost.
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Apr 15, 2018 17:49
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Male Tears posted:What is the difference between AliExpress and Wish? I noticed things on Wish seem to be much cheaper at first glance (free, $1, $2, etc.) but then have an added shipping cost. You discovered it! That's the difference.
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Apr 15, 2018 17:53
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spog posted:Now imagine the same level of manufacturing care applied to the condoms. Basically, nothing that plugs in.
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Apr 15, 2018 18:04
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dregan posted:Basically, nothing that plugs in.
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Apr 15, 2018 18:12
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SelenicMartian posted:Plugs in what? Are you sticking something into another thing that transfers anything? Don't get it.
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Apr 15, 2018 19:39
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SelenicMartian posted:Plugs in what?
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Apr 15, 2018 19:48
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Geek is pretty much the same as Wish. Identical format. Good buys: colored pencils, sharpening stones, gallium, pepper mills, needle tip bottles, ceramic tipped tweezers, various diameters solder, laser pointers, mini scales, copper foil, micro brushes, USB adaptors, rare earth magnets Bad buys: thumb drive spoofed to show much larger capacity, micro sd spoofed to show much larger capacity (hmmm...  ), razor bladesThe good thing was that the thumb drive and the card got full refunds, including postage, without having to send the items back. On the whole, they're decent enough, but you get the weirdest combinations of things for sale. Industrial parts next to sex toys followed by paintball masks with the occasional car parts and drug paraphernalia. They do seem to tweak what you see based on what you look at, which can be a bit off when you click on some "what the hell is that?" items. They aren't always labeled in the list so you have to click it to see what it is.
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Apr 15, 2018 19:52
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All I will say is I don't Are SD cards pretty much guaranteed to be faked or is more like 50/50? What if they priced about the same as a legit brand but just with cool Chinese characters?
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Apr 15, 2018 21:09
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100% of the flash media I have purchased off of ali (which is maybe six order) has been fake. And when Amazon sells 200gb microSD cards for $40, there's no reason to gamble.
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Apr 15, 2018 21:28
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I've got a fake thumbdrive that outperforms the transcend drive it is copying.
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Apr 15, 2018 21:30
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Crotch Fruit posted:Are Ali condoms a bad idea? My gut say hell no but aren't all condoms made in China anyways? They’re a terrible idea, but luckily they also sell lots of cheap babby things too, so it’ll all even out. Male Tears posted:What is the difference between AliExpress and Wish? I noticed things on Wish seem to be much cheaper at first glance (free, $1, $2, etc.) but then have an added shipping cost. Wish are really vague about shipping costs. I’ve noticed they always charge it as ‘estimated shipping’, so you never really know the full amount. They just seem to be a middle man who sell stuff because they put a lot of ads on Facebook.
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Apr 15, 2018 23:15
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I had 3 items recently never show up 
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Apr 15, 2018 23:37
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PokeJoe posted:recently Here's your problem. Eventually they will show up after your dispute has been approved.
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Apr 15, 2018 23:43
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How long do you let things ride? Like I have one order from January that still hasn't gotten here, and they keep extending the time. It's just post-its and I don't think anyone is getting rich from scamming $0.40 post-its, but I think it's a safe bet it got lost in the mail.
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Apr 15, 2018 23:56
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So these guys are really great: https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot...2726203381.html I bought one for the bottom of our oven and it's actually bigger than the last one I had, it covers not just under the element but front to back and side to side. Totally saved my rear end when my brownie pan leaked; after the oven cooled I just pulled out the sheet, peeled off the baked goo, wiped with a dry paper towel and back in it went. I ordered two more for crafting. I had a Martha Stewart version that cost about $20 and these are much cheaper, much bigger, and much easier to roll up and put away when I'm done painting/gluing. It really is "wipe clean with damp cloth." If you order more than 1 at a time you get charged shipping, so if you want free ship just place orders 1 day apart or whatever. I also suggest this store for nail stuff or art supplies: https://yzwle.aliexpress.com/store/all-wholesale-products/206244.html 3pc liner brushes - 86c nail striping in tons of colors - 30c (was 15c when I bought) nail striping in glitter and metals in a variety of widths - 20c to 40c (like really narrow glitter washi tape) I ordered like 50 pieces and everything was good except 4 missing tubs of foil crumples, which they refunded me for.
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Apr 16, 2018 00:56
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Anne Whateley posted:How long do you let things ride? Like I have one order from January that still hasn't gotten here, and they keep extending the time. It's just post-its and I don't think anyone is getting rich from scamming $0.40 post-its, but I think it's a safe bet it got lost in the mail. After a while they'll tell you they can't extend the shipping anymore, so I just keep hitting the extend button until then.
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Apr 16, 2018 01:05
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I got an email about a seller proposing a solution to a dispute: You can probably guess which button I'm going to press.
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Apr 16, 2018 17:57
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I dunno, if the evidence can't evident....
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Apr 16, 2018 18:10
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I don't know, he is offering $0 that's gotta be at least close to what you paid
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Apr 16, 2018 18:40
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Check this out! Manual toy pistol Soft Bullet gun matching soft latex luminous bullet M1911 semi-automatic simulation Outdoor game Children gift http://s.aliexpress.com/v2yeeEF3?fromSns=Copy Can't wait to get shot for brandishing a rainbow 9mm
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Apr 16, 2018 18:46
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Wamdoodle posted:Check this out! Whoa why bother with that when the same vendor sells a gatling gun that fires those water gel beads. I never even knew such an awesome thing existed
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Apr 16, 2018 21:49
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Mondian posted:Whoa why bother with that when the same vendor sells a gatling gun that fires those water gel beads. I never even knew such an awesome thing existed Lol, holy poo poo! I didn't look any deeper into this death merchant's wares. That owns. Gold plated too! Manual series Gatling gun soft eva bullets gun Water bullets toy gun simulation model of children play outdoors live CS toy gift http://s.aliexpress.com/vY3eqaE3?fromSns=Copy to Clipboard
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Apr 16, 2018 22:25
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Mondian posted:Whoa why bother with that when the same vendor sells a gatling gun that fires those water gel beads. I never even knew such an awesome thing existed Because those gel balls don't work well in toy guns.. my son really really really wanted one so I got it despite terrible reviews and it worked as poorly as the reviews said.
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Apr 16, 2018 22:39
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There's a product idea, non-lovely waterballs for the sick fps water guns
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Apr 16, 2018 22:45
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also, if you look at the picture, it only shoots from the center barrel. plus the size is too small.
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Apr 16, 2018 23:11
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YouTube videos show that it's more of a repeater really. And rather awkward to use.
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Apr 16, 2018 23:17
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boy, sure are a lot of sex toys showing up in the freebie section lately if there's one thing you shouldn't put inside you, it's a free sex toy from ali express.
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Apr 17, 2018 00:58
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People put far worse things inside them than that
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Apr 17, 2018 01:07
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norp posted:People put far worse things inside them than that Post/Avatar etc
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Apr 17, 2018 04:22
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Bummey posted:boy, sure are a lot of sex toys showing up in the freebie section lately They've become a regular appearance in the Flash Deals - glad it's not just for me.
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