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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
https://i.imgur.com/Mk3FFhw.mp4

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velvet milkman
Feb 13, 2012

by R. Guyovich
great Zuck content today

Caganer
Feb 15, 2018
Facebook Data Collected by Quiz App Included Private Messages

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

we are now opening the committee for questions. mr zuckerberg, you’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?

please clap

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:stonk:

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Waffle House posted:

For the record, Facebook has been in AI research since well before 2013.

Have you ever noticed that Facebook can "read" pictures too? It automatically tries to recognize objects in photos and labels them with a list of what it believes they contain ("May contain: " etc.), and has done so for years. Ostensibly, it's for accessibility: letting blind people what's in all the photos that get posted. There must be something else going on, though

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

hackbunny posted:

Have you ever noticed that Facebook can "read" pictures too? It automatically tries to recognize objects in photos and labels them with a list of what it believes they contain ("May contain: " etc.), and has done so for years. Ostensibly, it's for accessibility: letting blind people what's in all the photos that get posted. There must be something else going on, though

machine learning algorithms are worth more when tested on a large sample and can recognize images

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

murked by dragon posted:

great Zuck content today

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/984186103576969216

Main Paineframe
Oct 27, 2010

hackbunny posted:

Have you ever noticed that Facebook can "read" pictures too? It automatically tries to recognize objects in photos and labels them with a list of what it believes they contain ("May contain: " etc.), and has done so for years. Ostensibly, it's for accessibility: letting blind people what's in all the photos that get posted. There must be something else going on, though

same reason they're running facial recognition on pictures: to discover information and potential connections that people don't put into their text posts

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
I sense that C-SPAM is no longer CUCKED for PRESIDENT ZUCK

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
https://i.imgur.com/DYNIfoG.mp4

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


The Nastier Nate posted:

I sense that C-SPAM is no longer CUCKED for PRESIDENT ZUCK

I was kind of excited about the prospect like a year ago, but then I realized how complicit he'd have to be in everything going on right now, and also that a billionare fuckboy obsessed with his own alpha-ness is probably is not a good candidate, as we have hopefully learned

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
I'm still FULL CUCK for MARK ZUCK!

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


lol it's pretty obvious that Zuck paid some people to meme about him positively on Facebook, and it's not working at all

Like on his own home platform, it is not working

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

hackbunny posted:

Have you ever noticed that Facebook can "read" pictures too? It automatically tries to recognize objects in photos and labels them with a list of what it believes they contain ("May contain: " etc.), and has done so for years. Ostensibly, it's for accessibility: letting blind people what's in all the photos that get posted. There must be something else going on, though

What do it call a Bong if your friends are smoking weed smoke like in the movies?

"This picture is of Larry and William drinking out of a vase. They are happy"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

Dick Suckerberg

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




lo

e: l

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

R. Guyovich posted:

if he were smart he'd lean into it and makes jokes about being a robot or whatever

but since the ai humor matrix hasn't been perfected yet...

hahaha i guess i do act like a robot huh guys

*face opens up, revealing doll-like inner workings*

haha right??

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



lol

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


It's kind of awesome that Facebook has now become a choice source for Zuck image macros and memes. If nobody objects I'm just gonna keep posting the good ones so anyone interested can fatten their hard drives:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i vouch for your zuckerposts

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
normcore zuck

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

Nike’s look so loving dumb now

Prav
Oct 29, 2011


the they live aliens were considerably more human than zuck is. possibly because there was an actual human beneath the skinsuit

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
You gotta admit, seeing Zuck show up for the first presidential debate in a grey t-shirt would be funny.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSxtxucknCg

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol

https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/984096502086680577

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3
Nov 15, 2003

WELL ACTUALLY,

MaxxBot
Oct 6, 2003

you could have clapped

you should have clapped!!
It's time to go CUCK!

For Mark ZUCK!

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013

Just loving retire Jim, loving Christ.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

AWWNAW posted:

Nike’s look so loving dumb now

Do you mean because of the neon highlights all over them

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

AWWNAW has issued a correction as of 01:39 on Apr 21, 2018

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Telephones posted:

Just loving retire Jim, loving Christ.

yes agreed

also can we get a moratorium on lame "jim carrey" boardwalk portraits please

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lmao great job zuckerberg

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/04/21/world/asia/facebook-sri-lanka-riots.html

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Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
facebook rules

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