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Fans
Jun 27, 2013

A reptile dysfunction

Angepain posted:

holy jesus i think this utter bollocks might actually be sincere

I like how even in the fevered dreams of a Brexiteer the Irish Border is still a problem they can't solve.

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Good Friday Agreement 20 years on – Tony Blair and Bill Clinton were among the guests at an event to commemorate the anniversary of the peace accord"

Telegraph:

Syria crisis: US concerned military strike would 'escalate out of control'; Tributes to Hither Green intruder should be respected, police say

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardians:

"Steve Bell on Trump's Syria tweets – Despite Donald Trump’s tweet suggesting that a US strike on Syria was imminent – and warning Russia to “get ready” – the US naval and other forces in the region suggest his rhetoric may have outpaced military readiness for anything but limited action"


"Martin Rowson on UK reaction to Syria crisis – The cabinet has unanimously backed Theresa May’s warning to Syria, leaving the way open for British military action against Bashar al-Assad’s regime"

Telegraphs:



Syria crisis: Diane Abbott refuses four times to say Labour would ever support military action

Independents:



After Giacomo Balla.

Timeseseseses:




Evening Standard:

Tiger Roll holds on to win dramatic Grand National in photo-finish

Stephen Collins:

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012


I get it! DIane Abbott is fat!

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
The right's obsession with Diane Abbot is really something, eh :stare:

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

crispix posted:

The right's obsession with Diane Abbot is really something, eh :stare:

When almost everything you hate is represented by one person that tends to happen

Still find it grimly hilarious that they had to exclude her from the figures when analysing "MPs being targeted by hate speech" because she broke the statistical spread so hard.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.

This is amazing, and cloud potato you rock for posting these, thankyou

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Thank you for the kind words. :yaycloud:

Observer:

"Donald Trump takes his eye off Syria – Chris Riddell on the US president’s real priorities"

Sunday Telegraph:


Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Putin is now fat too? I bet there's some weird poo poo in BoB's browsing history.

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

RabidWeasel posted:

Still find it grimly hilarious that they had to exclude her from the figures when analysing "MPs being targeted by hate speech" because she broke the statistical spread so hard.

She was excluded from figures because they were being spread by women on the right of the Labour party like Jess Phillips, and they enjoy being rude about Diane Abbott even more than the Tories do.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on the reconvening of the Commons after Syria – Theresa May faces an uncertain reception in parliament after ordering strikes against Bashar al-Assad’s regime without consultation"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:

Diplomacy, and not bombing, is the way to end Syria’s agony - Jeremy Corbyn

Evening Standard:

Syria air strikes: Macron says he convinced Trump not to pull out troops

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Wasn't expecting the Times to go more bloodthirsty than the Telegraph.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the U-turn over Windrush British citizens – The home secretary, Amber Rudd, has promised to waive naturalisation fees for Windrush-era UK residents"

Telegraph:

US and UK blame Russia for 'malicious' cyber-offensive

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


David Squires:
After Etisalat.

Divorced And Curious
Jan 23, 2009

democracy depends on sausage sizzles

apparently squires copped more hate for this than any other comic he's done recently, demonstrating that city fans are the worst

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Windrush deportation – Theresa May has apologised to the 12 Caribbean heads of government for the treatment of Windrush citizens and promised that no one would be deported"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Tina review – whirlwind Turner tribute leaves you breathless

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Windrush scandal – The Home Office destroyed thousands of landing card slips recording Windrush immigrants’ arrival dates in the UK"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Amber Rudd under pressure to resign as mother of Windrush citizen blames passport battle for son's death

Times:


Evening Standard:

Brexit bill: May under pressure after two big defeats in Lords; :sun: It's hot! :supaburn:

Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on the Commonwealth succession"

Telegraph:

Cotton buds and plastic straws could be banned in England next year

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Brexit divorce bill could surpass £39bn, warns Whitehall watchdog

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hm, that Indy one. That looks... complicated.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Theresa May and the Commonwealth – Theresa May reassured Commonwealth leaders on Friday that members of the Windrush generation who had suffered ‘anxieties and problems’ as a result of the government’s immigration rules would be paid compensation"

Telegraph:


Independent:

After Winslow Horner.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Windrush or rush of wind? – Chris Riddell on Theresa May’s reaction to criticism of the treatment of immigrants from the Caribbean"

Sunday Telegraph:

North Korea halts nuclear and missile tests ahead of planned Trump summit; Wenger to leave Arsenal at end of season – video report

Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Ben Jennings on identity checks at elections – Government plans that will force people to prove their identities at polling stations in May’s local elections risk disenfranchising members of ethnic minority communities"

Telegraph:

Downing Street rules out U-turn on customs union pledge; London Marathon: huge crowds spur on runners in hottest race ever

Independent:

Safeguards for social media ‘inadequate’, says Jeremy Hunt

Times:

Verne Troyer obituary

Evening Standard:

Brexit latest: Ministers plot 'customs union in all but name' to end Tory split

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the birth of the Cambridges’ third child – The Duchess of Cambridge has given birth to a boy. Kate and William’s third child was born at 11.01am at St Mary’s hospital, central London"

Telegraph:

Theresa May lacks 'enthusiasm' for Brexit and her plans for a customs partnership are 'completely cretinous' says Jacob Rees-Mogg

Independent:

After Illingworth.

Times:


Evening Standard:

Macron to put 'Trump whisperer' skills to test on state visit

Mail:
Mac on… Car-theft kits being sold online


David Squires:

Jrbg
May 20, 2014

Does Rees-Mogg's nose bifurcate more to create the illusion of a second mouth, or is it like a clothes peg with a big groove down the middle?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's all the coke rotting it away.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Rees-Mogg drinks his cocaine, as recommended by his current Pope, Leo XIII.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Emmanuel Macron's visit to the US – The French president is in Washington for high-stakes talks with Donald Trump" After Raphael.

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Johnson at odds with May as Windrush row exposes cabinet split

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Boris Johnson, Theresa May and the Windrush scandal – The reason for Boris Johnson’s reported clash with Theresa May over the Windrush scandal is coldly political" After Cyril Beaton.

Telegraph:

First statue of a woman in Parliament Square unveiled

Indpendent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Amber Rudd faces questions over immigrant removal targets
Also Adams wrote an article about his process.

Mail:
Mac on... Trump and Macron's relationship


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Windrush immigration – Amber Rudd has said she will scrap Home Office targets for removing people from Britain, hours after she was forced back to the House of Commons to admit her department had in fact set them"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Avengers: Infinity War review – colossal Marvel showdown revels in apocalyptic mayhem

Mail:
Mac on… Britain’s growing crime rate

namesake
Jun 19, 2006

"When I was a girl, around 12 or 13, I had a fantasy that I'd grow up to marry Captain Scarlet, but he'd be busy fighting the Mysterons so I'd cuckold him with the sexiest people I could think of - Nigel Mansell, Pat Sharp and Mr. Blobby."



That's Treason Boris!

(also horrifying).

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Tory woes from Windrush to rail franchises – Pressure builds on Amber Rudd as the ‘hostile environment’ policy is found to be depleting NHS staffing, while MPs are told the rail system is broken"

Telegraph:

Donald Trump to meet Queen on UK visit in July

Independent:

North and South Korean leaders promise 'lasting peace' for peninsula; After Degas.

Times:


Stephen Collins:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Amber Rudd gets that stinking feeling – Chris Riddell on the home secretary’s standing after the Windrush affair"

Sunday Telegraph:

Abba announce first new songs for 35 years

Independent on Sunday:


Sunday Times:

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

Not gonna lie, I gave a hearty chuckle at Riddel's Rees-Mogg doggy doo doo bag.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Nicola Jennings on the leaked memo about deportation targets – Amber Rudd’s insistence she knew nothing of targets for immigration removals risks unravelling after a secret memo came to light"

Telegraph:


Independent:

Sainsbury's vows to slash prices after Asda merger

Times:

Amber Rudd resigns hours after Guardian publishes deportation targets letter (Originally...)

Evening Standard:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on Amber Rudd's resignation – Sajid Javid has been appointed as home secretary, replacing Amber Rudd who resigned after repeatedly struggling to account for her role in the treatment of Windrush-generation migrants"
Also! Rowson wrote a nice article about cartooning for the Times Literary Supplement.
Also also!! A five-minute timelapse of Rowson drawing a spread from his adaptation of The Communist Manifesto!

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:


David Squires:

KOGAHAZAN!!
Apr 29, 2013

a miserable failure as a person

an incredible success as a magical murder spider

Cloud Potato posted:

Independent:


:eyepop:

Rowson getting a run for his money in terms of sheer grotesquery.

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Brexit and Theresa May – PM and cabinet ministers have expressed ‘strong disappointment’ at a string of fresh defeats in the House of Lords over the EU withdrawal bill"

Telegraph:

Europeans cast doubt on Israel's claims about Iran nuclear breaches

Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Britain to launch solo space project as EU looks to freeze out UK from its own programme post-Brexit

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Rees-Mogg's Brexit missive to the PM – The Tory backbencher opposes May’s customs model, insisting it would ‘festoon the entire economy with burdensome control’"

Telegraph:


Independent:


Times:


Evening Standard:

Election 2018: Final voting in English council polls

Mail:
MAC on... the end of the sickie


Guardian Australian Sport:

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Steve Bell on Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels – Donald Trump has admitted that $130,000 of hush money was paid to the pornographic film actor Stormy Daniels to stop her going public about an alleged affair with him, despite the president previously denying knowledge of a deal"

Telegraph:

Both options on future customs relationship remain alive, says Davis

Independent:

Up to 270 women may have died after breast cancer screening IT error

Times:

Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon: May and the Brexiteers shoot for the Moon

Evening Standard:

Local council election results 2018 - in full

Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Guardian:

"Martin Rowson on the local elections – Theresa May and Jeremy Corbyn fail to break electoral deadlock between the Tories and Labour"

Telegraph:

"Have we reached peak Corbyn? These results show the momentum has been lost"

Independent:

After Goya.

The i paper:


Times:

MPs call for inquest as Corbyn fails election test

Stephen Collins:

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Cloud Potato
Jan 9, 2011

"I'm... happy!"
Observer:

"Donald Trump lets it all hang out – David Simonds on the US president, payments, Stormy Daniels and Rudolph Giuliani"

Sunday Telegraph:


Independent on Sunday:

Trump's knife crime comments are ridiculous, says London surgeon

Sunday Times:

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