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Ready Player One looking good. gbut posted:(Guy rules.) American Gods looking good.
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Teach posted:My son's had this toy car for years and it always makes me laugh. What I love about this is how long it took me.
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You made me second guess the Austria thing and I started looking for loss somewhere in the car.
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How excited did Mike Pence get upon reading that, I wonder
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Far Cry 5 : Ubisoft, 2018
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https://twitter.com/poopsmithey/status/986283892389838848 Thanks for ruining my life by beating me at a videogame I had never played before when I was 8 years old, you loving bitch!
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Cyber Dog posted:https://twitter.com/poopsmithey/status/986283892389838848  I remember getting tooled hard the first time I played Mortal Kombat
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Raptor1033 posted:You made me second guess the Austria thing and I started looking for loss somewhere in the car. God drat it if I had thought of it first, I would have.
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James Comey is a shitheel for a lot of other things, but at least he hasn't disrespected Wu-Tang.
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ol qwerty bastard posted:How excited did Mike Pence get upon reading that, I wonder Isn't "wife and a mother" more of a Ted Cruz thing?
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Jim DiGriz posted:Isn't "wife and a mother" more of a Ted Cruz thing? IIRC Pence calls his wife "Mother" in public and won't be around women without her. He will be around horses, though.
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Apr 18, 2018 19:58
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Who What Now posted:IIRC Pence calls his wife "Mother" in public and won't be around women without her. What a beautiful combination of username and content.
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Who What Now posted:IIRC Pence calls his wife "Mother" in public and won't be around women without her. You show me the exact passage in the bible where it says you cant have sex with a horse and I'll show you one very dissapointed mike pence. 
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Apr 18, 2018 20:03
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Brewmaster posted:You show me the exact passage in the bible where it says you cant have sex with a horse and I'll show you one very dissapointed mike pence. Exodus 22:19, Leviticus 18:23, Leviticus 20:15-16 and Deuteronomy 27:21.
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Apr 18, 2018 20:05
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Brewmaster posted:You show me the exact passage in the bible where it says you cant have sex with a horse and I'll show you one very dissapointed mike pence. Lev 20:15. Although technically it doesn't say you shouldn't do it, only that you'll get the death penalty for doing so. A true theological conundrum
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Exodus 22:19, Leviticus 18:23, Leviticus 20:15-16 and Deuteronomy 27:21. Who What Now posted:Lev 20:15. I just want to point out that both of you now have in your Google search history "Does the bible say I can't have sex with horses?"
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Random Stranger posted:I just want to point out that both of you now have in your Google search history "Does the bible say I can't have sex with horses?" Or they know off the top of their heads which verses explicitly state that you can't have sex with animals, which is concerning in its own way. Like that guy with the laminated printout of consent laws in that Transformers movie. e: Also of note is that those examples are all Old Testament, so Jesus never said anything about not being allowed to have sex with animals.
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Random Stranger posted:I just want to point out that both of you now have in your Google search history "Does the bible say I can't have sex with horses?" Not if they knew that by heart. Mostly because they give them the moral courage to keep their pants on when temptations pokes its ugly satantic head out. Edit: beaten
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Random Stranger posted:I just want to point out that both of you now have in your Google search history "Does the bible say I can't have sex with horses?" lol if you don't already have multiple autocomplete options for "Does the bible say I can't have sex with
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Apr 18, 2018 20:23
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Those are OLD bible passages, I only pay attention to the one with JESUS. Ok ok fine, you win. True to my word, here is a sad mike pence. 
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SpacePig posted:Or they know off the top of their heads which verses explicitly state that you can't have sex with animals, which is concerning in its own way. Like that guy with the laminated printout of consent laws in that Transformers movie. Jesus also said he was going to uphold the laws, but this is getting into territory Pence has never dreamed of.
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Apr 18, 2018 20:40
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SpacePig posted:Or they know off the top of their heads which verses explicitly state that you can't have sex with animals My uncle paid a guy to tattoo those passages onto my cousin's arm when he was 12. That side of the family had .... problems. Many problems.
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Apr 18, 2018 20:46
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:My uncle paid a guy to tattoo those passages onto my cousin's arm when he was 12. Aren't those passages in real close proximity to other Leviticus bullshit about tattoos?
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Say Nothing posted:People seem to enjoy their hatred too much to do this. https://twitter.com/TheMERL/status/986631882380120064
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TotalLossBrain posted:Aren't those passages in real close proximity to other Leviticus bullshit about tattoos? If you're going to insist on consistency in following the written words of holy book then Christianity is not what you looking for.
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Paging Cliff Yablonski
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So they're going to hang out with hookers?
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jesus is a rad dude 
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holy poo poo
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Randaconda posted:holy poo poo
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first jon is into dog cum, now he's all about vibrating butt plugs...
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Super Soaker Party! posted:
When you vow to never again lose at MarioKart
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DiggityDoink posted:first jon is into dog cum, now he's all about vibrating butt plugs... 
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DiggityDoink posted:first jon is into dog cum, now he's all about vibrating butt plugs... Didn't Jim Davis semi-recently come out and say that it was just dog fertility stuff and didn't realize people thought it was something else because he grew up with veterinarians?
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