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JEEVES420
Feb 16, 2005

The world is a mess... and I just need to rule it

syscall girl posted:

Seriously those patrons are rude mofos

she was just trying to take her lunch break.

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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

https://i.imgur.com/WFrX0Mr.gifv

Zanzibar Ham
Mar 17, 2009

You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.


Grimey Drawer

:3: :3:

A master of cattery would have moved away as soon as the guy finished setting up the cones.

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy
https://i.imgur.com/ymplpVF.gifv

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/Gzuj8LD.mp4

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



How celebs don't just turn blind is beyond me.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Yup, wasn't expecting that. Still holds true after all these years.

Gravid Topiary
Feb 16, 2012

Poulpe
Nov 11, 2006
Canadian Santa Extraordinaire

This is from My Garbage Cat Wakes Me Up At 3AM Every Day! For those unaware it is a very short and very great web browser game!

Why are you this way. :kimchi:

owl_pellet
Nov 20, 2005

show your enemy
what you look like



https://i.imgur.com/K1WuJkn.gifv

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light


RIP Harry Anderson

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




What's this from?

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/yyR2bxr.mp4

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

dumb. posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vJdvCVc.gifv

I feel a spiritual connection with this man.

https://vtt.tumblr.com/tumblr_otp892rGyM1qmd49d.mp4

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009

s.i.r.e. posted:

What's this from?

An adaptation of this comic:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mort_%26_Phil

XTimmy
Nov 28, 2007
I am Jacks self hatred

DaveKap posted:

How celebs don't just turn blind is beyond me.

Most photographic strobes, especially on camera ones, are only a fraction of the power of the sun. Plus they don't produce anywhere near as much UV/IR light which can be the real killer.

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

dumb. posted:

https://i.imgur.com/vJdvCVc.gifv

I feel a spiritual connection with this man.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
https://i.imgur.com/z6pUSaV.gifv

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"


Man must be punished for his hubris

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...




Thanks!

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:

https://twitter.com/ItalianComments/status/985922266339749888

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



This is a really terrible lasagna. You know what I want out of a lasagna? Lot's of noodles and no loving cheese.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Who the hell puts carrots and celery in a lasagna? And nutmeg??

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

hooah posted:

Who the hell puts carrots and celery in a lasagna? And nutmeg??

The french

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

anthony patch posted:

"Have you ever eaten a lasagna made by an American people?
An oil block like a heart of a gigantic soldier is placed on a dish, and the American expresses it as "lasagna". Briefly, 30% of the meat is meat, 70% of which is warning oil and cheese with a dark color in favor of the stratum 30,000 years ago. He had perfection the fragrance, weight, quantity, and appearance that everyone intuited, "Do not eat this". It is too intense, the belly bulges before eating. Even ramen with plenty of chemical seasonings with lard is not even junk in front of Lazania. It is so dense. Of course I could not eat it. It was ruthless and it was dark and I did not eat it. Americans tilted their heads. It seems that he thinks "I am unlucky to be so delicious, but I can not eat it." But now I feel I can understand their feelings. To recommend a person to Brigador may be the same as preaching the splendor of lasagna to Japanese people."

:monar:

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004


Is this from the same video where a female reporter's interviewing a german kid and the conversation pulls a 180 and he starts talking about love and respect for women or something like that?

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://i.imgur.com/RuRqRnn.mp4

BMS
Mar 11, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Doesn't even glance at the players. This guy has his priorities right.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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BMS posted:

Doesn't even glance at the players. This guy has his priorities right.

Beer probably cost him $9 for 12oz of Miller Lite. He was forced into the correct priority.

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



https://i.imgur.com/CIVbHJ3.gifv

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

I can catch my own dinner. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

:frog:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ugh, it's this kind of frog privilege that pisses me off. There are starving frogs in the desert!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
https://i.imgur.com/57dLsUq.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/BqwzBxF.mp4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012




hooah posted:

Who the hell puts carrots and celery in a lasagna? And nutmeg??

Onions, Celery and Carrots are the base of a lot of stew. If you're fancy you can call it a mirepoix or in this case a soffritto. Except they used no garlic and ground beef making it's a disgusting waste of time. Like why put so much effort into something and then use ground beef.

Also why the gently caress do Americans call pasta noodles, lasagna noodles??

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Aramoro posted:

Also why the gently caress do Americans call pasta noodles, lasagna noodles??

"Pasta" is just a generic term in America for every Italian noodle. Macaroni, lasagna, spaghetti, angel hair...it's all pasta.

DaveKap
Feb 5, 2006

Pickle: Inspected.



Is it a carb-heavy thing you boil to cook from hard to soft? Pasta.

https://i.imgur.com/4tY9sA1.mp4

DaveKap has a new favorite as of 11:17 on Apr 19, 2018

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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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