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El Burbo
Oct 10, 2012

MisterBibs posted:

Didn't Jim Davis semi-recently come out and say that it was just dog fertility stuff and didn't realize people thought it was something else because he grew up with veterinarians?

That's just some bullshit excuse

It was deffo dog cum

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Deffo Dog Cum Mug

Inspector 34
Mar 9, 2009

DOES NOT RESPECT THE RUN

BUT THEY WILL
What's the difference between dog fertility stuff and dog cum?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

MisterBibs posted:

Didn't Jim Davis semi-recently come out and say that it was just dog fertility stuff and didn't realize people thought it was something else because he grew up with veterinarians?

he's still sitting on vibrating dog cum no matter how you slice it

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

hello darkness my old friend

I assume this is one of those terrible Russian wedding photos from a few pages back?

xtal
Jan 9, 2011

by Fluffdaddy
Thanks for reminding me about http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

xtal posted:

Thanks for reminding me about http://garfieldminusgarfield.net/

Thanks, in turn, for reminding me about :

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

dumb. posted:

Thanks, in turn, for reminding me about :



If he ate the house how is his face on the inside?????!??!!??

Dewgy
Nov 10, 2005

~🚚special delivery~📦

Truckin’ ✔️
Fuckin’ ✔️

Seems legit!

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Who What Now posted:

If he ate the house how is his face on the inside?????!??!!??

he didn't eat the house

he ate the outside

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Every loving day. Every single loving day when i come home

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

MisterBibs posted:

Didn't Jim Davis semi-recently come out and say that it was just dog fertility stuff and didn't realize people thought it was something else because he grew up with veterinarians?

Jim Davis also said that Garfield is male, so he has a history of saying stuff that contradicts what's presented in the comic

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

MisterBibs posted:

Didn't Jim Davis semi-recently come out and say that it was just dog fertility stuff and didn't realize people thought it was something else because he grew up with veterinarians?

I always assumed it was urine in that mug, for a fertility test.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Guy Goodbody posted:

Jim Davis also said that Garfield is male, so he has a history of saying stuff that contradicts what's presented in the comic

Garfield has always been male. Nermal is likewise his female opposite.

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Who What Now posted:

Garfield has always been male. Nermal is likewise his female opposite.

The worst part of SA is I can't tell when people are joking or not

Nermal is male

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Garrand posted:

Nermal is male

:wrong:

Olaf The Stout
Oct 16, 2009

FORUMS NO.1 SLEEPY DAWGS MEMESTER

MisterBibs posted:

Didn't Jim Davis semi-recently come out and say that it was just dog fertility stuff and didn't realize people thought it was something else because he grew up with veterinarians?

He grew up on a farm, which a lot of early garfield references, especially johns early life. On the farm when they were breeding cows, they gave the cows some sort of high-protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves. So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog.

But you can't tell the internet that, because lol dog cum.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Olaf The Stout posted:

He grew up on a farm, which a lot of early garfield references, especially johns early life. On the farm when they were breeding cows, they gave the cows some sort of high-protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves. So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog.

But you can't tell the internet that, because lol dog cum.

That's not in the text. The text supports the dog cum theory. Just like how Garfield never establishes themself as male in the comic.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/Pavelovsk/status/986343250356264961

eddoghetto
Mar 27, 2007
612 Wharf Avenue
What farm supplement is responsible for his vibrating butthole?

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

eddoghetto posted:

What farm supplement is responsible for his vibrating butthole?

Vitamin B

Lucid Nonsense
Aug 6, 2009

Welcome to the jungle, it gets worse here every day

Double Agent posted:

James Comey is a shitheel for a lot of other things, but at least he hasn't disrespected Wu-Tang.

gently caress with Trump, right on. gently caress with who? No thanks.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: The text supports the dog cum theory.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

Death of the author says Jon has a Bluetooth enabled vibrator up his rear end and drinks dog cum.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
little death of the author

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
On a tangentially related note, Krazy Kat author George Herriman actually has gone on record that Krazy Kat is agendered.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Not spaghetti flavored, 4/10

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Nermal is definitely male

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Who What Now posted:

Garfield has always been male. Nermal is likewise his female opposite.

Nermal has always been a boy.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Nermale

The General
Mar 4, 2007


They're both spayed/neutered, so what does it matter?

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
Poor old mike Pence, thought of horses and sinned.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Olaf The Stout posted:

He grew up on a farm, which a lot of early garfield references, especially johns early life. On the farm when they were breeding cows, they gave the cows some sort of high-protein supplement to help them deliver healthier calves. So Jon is drinking a protein-enriched drink formulated for a pregnant dog.

But you can't tell the internet that, because lol dog cum.

Let's use Occam's Razor; what's simpler? All the stupid bullshit you wrote, or that Jon drank dog cum?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Bored posted:

Nermal has always been a boy.

What alternate reality do you live in? Nermal is a girl, as per the show "Garfield and Friends".

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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

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