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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

i just relate to them more

it's sort of like how that submarine murder guy talked about how he watched videos of women getting their heads slowly torn off so he could "cry and feel things", except instead of watching murder, or a bad time, I like amateur videos of super super old guys still experiencing intimacy, like in an emotional way, and sharing that. there is nothing violent or cruel, actually it's that love survives, and they are more than what their dongles were at 23

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

china bot posted:

i watch porn because it allows me to repeatedly ponder zeno's paradox

just gonna assume thats anime

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pick posted:

it's sort of like how that submarine murder guy talked about how he watched videos of women getting their heads slowly torn off so he could "cry and feel things", except instead of watching murder, or a bad time, I like amateur videos of super super old guys still experiencing intimacy, like in an emotional way, and sharing that. there is nothing violent or cruel, actually it's that love survives, and they are more than what their dongles were at 23

pms are open

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

pms are open

it's like



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:h:

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I wish I coulda seen Barb’s titties on the internet like the current flotus. I assume I can’t, anyway?

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol she's still dead. :sun:

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
:golf:

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I don't care about Barbara Bush at all? Why is this thread 9 pages? Why is it still front page? What the gently caress goons.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

phasmid posted:

I'm scared to learn how to make cocktails. They're so good, it would probably kill me. Then I'd be dead like that scumfuck Barbara Bush.

They're fun to make, though. Especially the simple ones. I make a Moscow Mule with about 4 small ice cubes, 1 shot of vodka, 1/3 of a lime for lime juice, and then top the rest with diet ginger ale. Stir and enjoy. ^_^

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
flush

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Wendigee posted:

I don't care about Barbara Bush at all? Why is this thread 9 pages? Why is it still front page? What the gently caress goons.

You mad, bruh? Sounds like you’re pretty salty about Barbara Bush’s long overdue death

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

i like that posted:

She was a witch

and other rhyming words

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

*Hail To The Chief plays triumphantly*

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Pick posted:

yeah, I will admit sometimes I do watch porn, but not for the horniness. i just sort of enjoy watching guys who are old--REALLY old--like in their 80s, have sex, because I just think of how they even got approached for porn, or why they'd do it, and how they feel about it, and whether they're having good time. it's an intellectual watch.

Retirement homes are insanely horny, so I imagine the porn company just walks into the nearest home and asks who's got a boner.

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.

Pick posted:

Honestly, the hyperbole does really bother me. So she wasn't perfect, so what? She was a nice lady and doesn't deserve to be slandered.

She wasn't a nice lady, though. She was a narcissist, and she actively benefited from the death and suffering caused by her family. There is no indication that she ever felt any remorse or regret, nor did she even suggest to her family of war criminals that their behavior was wrong.

No redeeming qualities.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Who What Now posted:

Retirement homes are insanely horny, so I imagine the porn company just walks into the nearest home and asks who's got a boner.

Shake a bottle of viagra and see who comes

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
How much $$$ would it take for one of you to bone someone who is 80 or so? I don’t think I would but perhaps there’s some type of scenario where I would. :shrug:

Gone Fission
Apr 7, 2007

We're here to make coffee metal. We're here to make everything metal.

Wendigee posted:

I don't care about Barbara Bush at all? Why is this thread 9 pages? Why is it still front page? What the gently caress goons.

- Concern trolls crying about how you "shouldn't speak ill of the dead", on principle, even if the dead person was a bad person and dying was the only good thing they ever did.
- Authoritarians who are actually sad that she died, because they can't tell the difference between someone with morality and a narcissistic rear end in a top hat who enables mass murderers.

If it wasn't for them, posting "lol she dead good riddance" would have been over in a page or two.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Gone Fission posted:

- Concern trolls crying about how you "shouldn't speak ill of the dead", on principle, even if the dead person was a bad person and dying was the only good thing they ever did.
- Authoritarians who are actually sad that she died, because they can't tell the difference between someone with morality and a narcissistic rear end in a top hat who enables mass murderers.

If it wasn't for them, posting "lol she dead good riddance" would have been over in a page or two.

i refuse to believe that still happens after we banished all the tumblerites out of GBS in the great purge a couple years ago. Praise be unto Lowtax. May his neck regenerate.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
She certainly has her father's eyes tho:

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Kuato posted:

How much $$$ would it take for one of you to bone someone who is 80 or so? I don’t think I would but perhaps there’s some type of scenario where I would. :shrug:

I would have sex with cher for like 200 bucks she's like 72 I think

Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy

Wendigee posted:

i refuse to believe that still happens after we banished all the tumblerites out of GBS in the great purge a couple years ago. Praise be unto Lowtax. May his neck regenerate.

when the gently caress did this happen

i never noticed any of them leaving

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
old people dying is inherently good

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

All death is beautiful

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Le grand mort

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
You guys think maybe if we ask reaaaal nice they'd let us guillotine the corpse?

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo
Its good that she died, imo

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
personally i would have preferred she live for as long as possible to see our impeding doom and realize the small part she played in it

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Karl Rove wrote an article about Barbara Bush being in heaven... 1. Heaven doesn't exist and 2. if it did, how delusional are these fucks that they actually think that they are doing good in the world?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

An Ounce of Gold posted:

Karl Rove wrote an article about Barbara Bush being in heaven... 1. Heaven doesn't exist and 2. if it did, how delusional are these fucks that they actually think that they are doing good in the world?
https://www.wsj.com/articles/heaven-get-ready-for-barbara-bush-1524091381 Heaven, Get Ready for Barbara Bush
Wall Street Journal - 14h ago


The sad news came Tuesday while I was on my way to dinner with a friend. A noble life of purpose had ended. Barbara Bush had passed at age 92. Naturally, the table conversation revolved around this remarkable woman. As the evening wound down, ...

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

lmao none of that is accurate

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

Pick posted:

Honestly, the hyperbole does really bother me. So she wasn't perfect, so what? She was a nice lady and doesn't deserve to be slandered.

Counterpoint: She was a milquetoast, wealthy ignorant debutante who married into a corrupt, secretive family of career politicians.

She lived in careful isolation of the poo poo her family did, and chose to not bother herself with the thought of soldiers who had their legs blown off so her loving poo poo dick family could keep their oil interests in check. Then, after her son's team hosed up the Hurricane Katrina response, she carefully remarked about how scary dark people were gonna invade Texas and take advantage of all that wealthy white hospitality they supposedly toss around.

gently caress her.

If I were Barbra Bush, the only thing I would have devoted my life to would be creating a time machine so I could go back to 1946 and get an abortion.

An Ounce of Gold
Jul 13, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Here here! Grumble grumble!

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
first the cranberries died and now mama bush. who is next

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
You're all just jealous because you wish you were dead too.

Les Os
Mar 29, 2010

corn in the bible posted:

first the cranberries died and now mama bush. who is next

richard simmons

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Close the thread before it reaches 10 pages, no one gives a gently caress about this dead bitch.

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017

corn in the bible posted:

first the cranberries died and now mama bush. who is next

Thank god we still have David Bowie and Chris Cornell.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Les Os posted:

richard simmons

His maid killed him and he's long been eaten by his cats

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Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

a bone to pick posted:

Close the thread before it reaches 10 pages, no one gives a gently caress about this dead bitch.

Actually, I’m coming around to the idea of having sex with a Barbara bush lookalike after this nine pages. I’ll update thread when I finally get laid FYI

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