OSHA: definitely bent in the straight places

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

I'm a nanomort

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Explosionface: May 30, 2011; We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.

I'm a blob

# ? Apr 19, 2018 22:33

Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

shame on an IGA posted:

I'm a nanomort

I appreciate this

would the opposite be a megadeath?

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Space Kablooey: May 6, 2009

Splicer posted:

I'm a Hiroshima bomb

I'm a football or other sports field

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:10

oohhboy: Jun 8, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I am the Olympic swimming pool.

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:13

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

I'm the cubit.

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:14

FUCK SNEEP: Apr 21, 2007

I'M A FURLONG

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:15

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

gently caress SNEEP posted:

I'M A FURLONG

i loved you in terminator 2

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:19

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Massive explosion and fire raging at refinery near me right now
http://abc13.com/watch-live-massive-fire-at-texas-city-plant/3367419/

e: they had a live feed of the action but the chopper took off so no more footage, oh well, freeway is shut down currently out of galveston.

LifeSunDeath fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Apr 19, 2018

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FuturePastNow: May 19, 2014

I'm TNT

I'm dynamite

# ? Apr 19, 2018 23:52

Lurking Haro: Oct 27, 2009

I am Spartacus.

Lurking Haro fucked around with this message at 00:18 on Apr 20, 2018

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mllaneza: Apr 28, 2007; Veteran, Bermuda Triangle Expeditionary Force, 1993-1952

I'm the Library of Congress nerds.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 00:25

Bad Munki: Nov 4, 2008; We're all mad here.

Lurking Haro posted:

I am Spartacus.

And I�m Caligula! :pervert:

# ? Apr 20, 2018 00:26

GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

I am a London double-decker bus, the only true standard unit of mass.

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Powered Descent: Jul 13, 2008; We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

I'm the millihelen (the amount of beauty required to launch one ship).

# ? Apr 20, 2018 00:48

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Powered Descent posted:

I'm the millihelen (the amount of beauty required to launch one ship).

I'm the negative millihelen (the amount of ugliness required to make one ship leave)

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Uncle Enzo: Apr 28, 2008; I always wanted to be a Wizard

I'm enough to cover Connecticut 6 inche deep

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groundhog day

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

I�m Smoot.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 01:45

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Platystemon posted:

I�m Smoot.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 01:58

BallerBallerDillz: Jun 11, 2009; Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me; Scratchmo

I'm Hector.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 02:02

Shifty Nipples: Apr 8, 2007

I'm a dead horse.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 02:06

Bees on Wheat: Jul 18, 2007; I've never been happy

QUAIL DIVISION; Buglord

banana equivalent dose :pervert:

# ? Apr 20, 2018 02:49

oohhboy: Jun 8, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I am a ~~Book~~ ~~FLOPPY~~ CD ~~DVD~~ ???

# ? Apr 20, 2018 02:54

Epsilon Moonshade: Nov 22, 2016; Not an excellent host.

oohhboy posted:

I am a ~~Book~~ ~~FLOPPY~~ CD ~~DVD~~ ???

You're a Blu-Ray.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 02:59

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Pood.

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Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Shifty Nipples posted:

I'm a dead horse.

Buddy, you just walked into the wrong forum :toughguy:

# ? Apr 20, 2018 03:08

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

I AM A LIBRARY OF CONGRESS. BOTH IN SIZE AND AS A UNIT OF INFORMATION

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I'm a beard-second

# ? Apr 20, 2018 03:37

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Epsilon Moonshade posted:

You're a Blu-Ray.

I'm blue da ba dee da ba daa.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 03:50

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

I'm a milligauss.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 06:02

Kith: Sep 17, 2009; You never learn anything
by doing it right.

I'm a mert.

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Ursine Catastrophe: Nov 9, 2009; It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.

don't ask how i know; Dinosaur Gum

LifeSunDeath posted:

Massive explosion and fire raging at refinery near me right now
http://abc13.com/watch-live-massive-fire-at-texas-city-plant/3367419/

e: they had a live feed of the action but the chopper took off so no more footage, oh well, freeway is shut down currently out of galveston.

so when the CSB does another "Texas City Refinery" video, how does that get named

is it like by date, or do they start using numerals and sequel subtitles

# ? Apr 20, 2018 08:30

oohhboy: Jun 8, 2013; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Epsilon Moonshade posted:

You're a Blu-Ray.

I can't remember the last time someone used a bluray to describe the amount of data to the layman. They tend to use the number of movies or time equivalent on Youtube/Netflix. Bluray doesn't have the penetration or impact DVD had.

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Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

I'm a milli-pirate-ninja

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spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

I'm an area the size of Wales

Shifty Nipples posted:

I'm a dead horse.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Buddy, you just walked into the wrong forum

nice!

# ? Apr 20, 2018 09:41

The Claptain: May 11, 2014; Grimey Drawer

I'm attoparsec.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

I�m drunk.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 12:09

Zipperelli.: Apr 3, 2011; Nap Ghost

I'm high.

Happy 4/20 :350:

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Ixian: Oct 9, 2001; Many machines on Ix....new machines; Pillbug

Bacon Taco posted:

does the seatbelt ensure your shoes remain on?

Not for the lady on SW 1380

Details coming out today indicate she was wearing her seatbelt and was still sucked nearly half-way out of the plane; her head hit the side of the outside fuselage. Almost certainly died instantly from a broken neck (airspeed was 550mph at the time). That and being pulled through a 10x14 inch opening in about a quarter second. Awful.

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