Reddit: A fiesta of problematic statements

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Lena Dunham: Sep 19, 2017

Reddit must be doing something right if they're getting hot nubile women to post nudes w face shots

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:21

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:15

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

I hate reddit for being less dead than this dead gay forum.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:23

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

One time a goon bought me pizza because I was also completely broke and had no food it was very nice of them

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:24

Bob NewSCART: Feb 1, 2012; Outstanding afternoon. "I've often said there's nothing better for the inside of a man than the outside of a horse."

mind the walrus posted:

This is Comedy Gold right here

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:34

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

Hector Beerlioz posted:

you have a cool av

hey thanks, fellow goon ADANDrPepper drew it for me. I'd upvote your post if this was a good forum like reddit

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:37

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Bonzo posted:

Why hell did r/randomactsofpizza get locked?

I�m assuming /r/randomactsofblowjob still exists for desperate reddit dudes to try and get their dicks sucked?

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:39

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

gbs but from 2004 posted:

I’m assuming /r/randomactsofblowjob still exists for desperate reddit dudes to try and get their dicks sucked?

Wait it's not for sucking dick? poo poo I've been doing it wrong this whole time

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:41

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

ElGroucho posted:

Person 1: "Man, that's one long rear end cat!"

Person 2: "Oh wow, I didn't know cats haaaad asses! "

*70 reply tangent thread with puns, m'ladies, and bad jokes

Try and find a thread on Reddit that isn�t 90% the same repeated pop culture reference or a stupid reddit joke that everyone on there does RELENTLESSLY

See: �I�m not your buddy guy / ah the ol reddit switcharoo / broken arms mom / comparing anything to a video game�

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:41

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Blue Train posted:

Wait it's not for sucking dick? poo poo I've been doing it wrong this whole time

Maybe you�re just keeping the sub alive still :shrug:

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:42

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

If you're upset about dumb things like reddit then maybe I should come to your house and kick your rear end a little bit

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:42

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

If you're upset about dumb things like reddit then maybe I should come to your house and kick your rear end a little bit

listen here I stand up to cyber bullies like u

# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:43

amusinginquiry: Nov 8, 2009; College Slice

Bonzo posted:

lol holy poo poo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/comments/8dikfl/request_no_food_in_the_house_rn_and_no_car_to_go/

what the hell is this

# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:00

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

amusinginquiry posted:

what the hell is this

Pizza subroutines

# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:08

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Capri Sun Tzu posted:

If you're upset about dumb things like reddit then maybe I should come to your house and kick your rear end a little bit

Try it bitch, I know karate

# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:43

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

SpazmasterX posted:

Found it!

https://www.reddit.com/r/WtSSTaDaMiT/

what's wrong with this

seems fairly harmless as far as fetishes go

# ? Apr 20, 2018 18:27

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

It's dumb tho

# ? Apr 20, 2018 18:31

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

Ein cooler Typ posted:

what's wrong with this

seems fairly harmless as far as fetishes go

They're all disappointingly static

The best reddit porn subs are the ones with gifs and very short clips like a porn version of YTMND

# ? Apr 20, 2018 18:31

SpazmasterX: Jul 13, 2006; Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Ein cooler Typ posted:

what's wrong with this

seems fairly harmless as far as fetishes go

Nothing's wrong it, it's just a very specific fetish subreddit and that's funny.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 18:46

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

the 6-minute post rule thing is loving retarded. i refuse to use reddit on this one feature alone. i have no idea how to get rid of it, but it's so aggravating on initial-exposure that i have no interest in fixing it. running your own threads is cancer.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 18:51

Capri Sun Tzu: Oct 24, 2017; by Reene

unpleasantly turgid posted:

the 6-minute post rule thing is loving retarded. i refuse to use reddit on this one feature alone. i have no idea how to get rid of it, but it's so aggravating on initial-exposure that i have no interest in fixing it. running your own threads is cancer.

Huh

# ? Apr 20, 2018 18:52

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

You have to wait six minutes bteween posts? poo poo ten seconds is too long when I'm on a posting tirade

# ? Apr 20, 2018 18:56

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

I can photoshop an Otto in maybe 2 minutes now. The gently caress are they doing with that rule?

# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:11

i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Ein cooler Typ posted:

what's wrong with this

seems fairly harmless as far as fetishes go

You shall not covet your neighbor�s house. You shall not covet your neighbor�s wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
� Exodus 20:17

You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, �Do not murder,� and �anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.� But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment � You have heard that it was said, �Do not commit adultery.� But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
� Matthew 5:21-22, 27-28 (NIV)

:hai:

# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:17

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Blue Train posted:

You have to wait six minutes bteween posts? poo poo ten seconds is too long when I'm on a posting tirade

I do poo poo posting as I poop. Can't have that much down time in between posts.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:18

i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

unpleasantly turgid posted:

the 6-minute post rule thing is loving retarded. i refuse to use reddit on this one feature alone. i have no idea how to get rid of it, but it's so aggravating on initial-exposure that i have no interest in fixing it. running your own threads is cancer.

The internet sewer system was designed to only handle so many poo poo posts at once

# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:20

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

I can photoshop an Otto in maybe 2 minutes now.

lol

i like that posted:

You shall not covet your neighbor’s house. You shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, or his male or female servant, his ox or donkey, or anything that belongs to your neighbor.
— Exodus 20:17

You have heard that it was said to the people long ago, “Do not murder,” and “anyone who murders will be subject to judgment.” But I tell you that anyone who is angry with his brother will be subject to judgment … You have heard that it was said, “Do not commit adultery.” But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
— Matthew 5:21-22, 27-28 (NIV)

Sounds like a call for burkas to me

# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:20

Lacey: Jul 10, 2001; _{Guess where this lollipop's going?}

Blue Train posted:

You have to wait six minutes bteween posts? poo poo ten seconds is too long when I'm on a posting tirade

It's almost like they want everyone to register multiple accounts.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:23

i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Blue Train posted:

You have to wait six minutes bteween posts? poo poo ten seconds is too long when I'm on a posting tirade

God wants you to give him your posting burdens so you can be set free

Blue Train posted:

Sounds like a call for burkas to me

We tried that already but it didn't work because men were not subject to the same rules. Indeed, women are punished for the evils of man. A male chastity device is the one true answer.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:23

Thursday Next: Jan 11, 2004; FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

Away all Goats posted:

roll tide

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    coal side

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    role hide

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 did anyone say roll tide yet???

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Thursday Next fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Apr 20, 2018

# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:39

Basch lives!: May 31, 2011; Grimy Drawer; Dinosaur Gum

Blue Train posted:

You have to wait six minutes bteween posts? poo poo ten seconds is too long when I'm on a posting tirade

Not for submitting comments. It's 6 minutes for submitting new threads.

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Try and find a thread on Reddit that isn�t 90% the same repeated pop culture reference or a stupid reddit joke that everyone on there does RELENTLESSLY

See: �I�m not your buddy guy / ah the ol reddit switcharoo / broken arms mom / comparing anything to a video game�

The current trend is answering "Yes" to an either/or type of question. Thousands upon thousands of upvotes and pm offers for sex when you do that.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 22:31

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

I hate all the web nazis

# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:10

gbs but from 2004: Oct 24, 2004; wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"

Basch lives! posted:

Not for submitting comments. It's 6 minutes for submitting new threads.

The current trend is answering "Yes" to an either/or type of question. Thousands upon thousands of upvotes and pm offers for sex when you do that.

Ha ha because they offer several options expecting only one to be chosen but replying yes implies they are in fact saying all the options presented are applicable even though this was not in the inferred rules of the question! what a hilarious joke that I would like to see repeated many many times

# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:14

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

gbs but from 2004 posted:

Ha ha because they offer several options expecting only one to be chosen but replying yes implies they are in fact saying all the options presented are applicable even though this was not in the inferred rules of the question! what a hilarious joke that I would like to see repeated many many times

yes

lmao

# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:17

Vaginal Vagrant: Jan 12, 2007; by R. Guyovich

There have been two things worth dealing with reddits horrible format for. The first was that coot with two wangers and the second was the necromunda rules.

# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:17

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

Julius CSAR posted:

I hate all the web nazis

# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:18

Elderbean: Jun 10, 2013

Reddit is the definition of beating a dead horse. They'll take the dumbest joke and run it into the ground until it's reached the earth's core.

Elderbean fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Apr 20, 2018

# ? Apr 20, 2018 23:18

End of Shoelace: Apr 5, 2016

when you go to r/gaming, and find a post titled SPEAKS FOR ITSELF I THINK!! with an image macro thats like "my mother and father taught me the basics. video games taught me how to live", and it has a lot of upvotes.

also, go to r/gaming and see how many trembling fast-approaching-middle-age redditors you find that pine and whine for the good ol times of playing the nes and having your mom do everything

# ? Apr 21, 2018 00:18

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

Bonzo posted:

lol holy poo poo.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Random_Acts_Of_Pizza/comments/8dikfl/request_no_food_in_the_house_rn_and_no_car_to_go/

Why do they have to make begging for pizza so complicated?

# ? Apr 21, 2018 00:42

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

I like the warning to watch out for freeloaders and scammers when the thing is literally devoted to begging for free poo poo

# ? Apr 21, 2018 01:16

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 16:15

Ein cooler Typ: Nov 26, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

End of Shoelace posted:

when you go to r/gaming, and find a post titled SPEAKS FOR ITSELF I THINK!! with an image macro thats like "my mother and father taught me the basics. video games taught me how to live", and it has a lot of upvotes.

also, go to r/gaming and see how many trembling fast-approaching-middle-age redditors you find that pine and whine for the good ol times of playing the nes and having your mom do everything

Are you saying those times weren't better?

# ? Apr 21, 2018 02:21

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