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Here's a real winner from Reddit's bastion of STDH r/IDontWorkHereLady:Reddit posted:
https://www.reddit.com/r/IDontWorkHereLady/comments/8dfj1r/i_dont_work_here_here_is_my_home_that_i_own_that/
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 19:46 |
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:57 |
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quote:A few years ago, I was a sweet summer child freshly out of college thats as far as i got you win
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 21:39 |
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Former DILF posted:thats as far as i got you win I made it to "maternal unit" and could go no further
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 21:49 |
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I could even believe that some shithead busybody made a rude comment to a person painting a house, but that poo poo is so obnoxious and poorly written that I'd bet the farm on nothing in the story being true.
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# ? Apr 19, 2018 22:08 |
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Passing busybody: "Hey, you shouldn't be drinking on the job!" Dude: "gently caress off, this is my house." And, scene.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 03:30 |
I ran into the best reveal in STDH on Tumblr. Someone posted about how they once attended a Midsummer Night’s Dream performance that was framed as a fever dream from eating a Chipotle burrito and had a bunch of surreal imagery. Of course everyone said it was obviously fake and dumb. Then someone went “No, this was my play” and posted photos and a video of the entire production and it really loving happened. http://vampireapologist.tumblr.com/post/170844619288/cyanideending-cyanideending
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 04:00 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:Passing busybody: "Hey, you shouldn't be drinking on the job!" But what's the narrative here? What's the angle? There's no emotion!
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 06:10 |
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chitoryu12 posted:I ran into the best reveal in STDH on Tumblr. the bar is so loving low for gimmicky shakespeare plays that you'd be hard pressed to find one that hasn't been done professionally shakespeare in the park, shakespeare in the nude, shakespeare but everyone is black except patrick stewart, shakespeare but with dogs, shakespeare but it's set in the present, shakespeare, but it's in the future, shakespeare in the past, but in the wrong place...
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 07:42 |
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Shakespeare but they're lions
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 07:44 |
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Shakespeare but X is the drama class equivalent of All Star but X.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 08:32 |
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Hamlet but with a really short protagonist I’ll call it Manlet
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 08:47 |
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Furia posted:Hamlet but with a really short protagonist Hamlet atop a County Kildare brewing company? Hamlet On Rye Don't blame me. YOU STARTED IT! I LEARNED IT FROM YOU!
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 08:55 |
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Steamed Hamlets
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 09:25 |
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Macbeath.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 11:07 |
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Shakespeare but every time they say a word Shakespeare coined it gets 5% faster.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 11:59 |
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Splicer posted:Shakespeare but every time they say a word Shakespeare coined it gets 5% faster. ...I'd... I'd want to see this one
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 12:36 |
Tunicate posted:the bar is so loving low for gimmicky shakespeare plays that you'd be hard pressed to find one that hasn't been done professionally I did three Shakespeare plays in high school. Midsummer was done in the 80s (I was dressed like Lloyd Dobler in his trench coat) and Much Ado About Nothing was shifted to a college campus where it was the debate team instead of soldiers returning from war. Romeo & Juliet is where poo poo got weird. It was set in the 1960s, with the Montagues being made up of anti-authoritarian hippies, draft dodgers, and veterans and the Capulets being made up of white collar businessmen and their families. But the director got the idea to make it meta, by framing it as being the real 1960s where the Shakespeare performance was actually a community theatre performance being put on to help settle local tensions during the Vietnam War. So everyone not only had their Shakespearean character, but also their actor character, and the actors had all sorts of connections between each other. The basic idea was included in the program, but none of the actor characters had any details of their histories or relationships given to the audience. We had to try and express them through our "out-of-character" reactions to events, including every fight scene devolving into a real brawl that culminates in Mercutio getting stabbed and Tybalt getting shot "for real" on stage.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 13:06 |
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It's me, the perfect 6'2 blonde hair green eyes ivy league athlete getting into it and assaulting a mentally ill person
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 13:09 |
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Why does everyone have green eyes. Ive never met anyone with them
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 13:20 |
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Shakespeare in Love except everyone is a stuffed toy animal. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lkvX7Um7ww
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 13:35 |
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Nuclear War posted:Why does everyone have green eyes. Ive never met anyone with them My favorite STDH is people who insist that their eyes change colors depending on their mood. For instance, right now I'm shitposting so they're brown. Eye color might darken a little from when you're a baby, but it is otherwise completely static.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 15:08 |
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Nuclear War posted:Why does everyone have green eyes. Ive never met anyone with them I have green eyes.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:12 |
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I'm looking for a Chinese girl with green eyes.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 16:52 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:My favorite STDH is people who insist that their eyes change colors depending on their mood. For instance, right now I'm shitposting so they're brown.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:19 |
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Tunicate posted:the bar is so loving low for gimmicky shakespeare plays that you'd be hard pressed to find one that hasn't been done professionally Why's that one a gimmick, huh?
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:23 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:My favorite STDH is people who insist that their eyes change colors depending on their mood. For instance, right now I'm shitposting so they're brown. They also may appear to change color when your pupils get more/less dilated - for example, David Bowie wasn't born with differently-colored eyes, they just looked different because his left eye was damaged in a fistfight and got permanently dilated
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:25 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:My favorite STDH is people who insist that their eyes change colors depending on their mood. For instance, right now I'm shitposting so they're brown. Also lighting plays a huge part in that as well. My eyes are brown, except under a bluish light, then they're green. A lovely green, but green.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:34 |
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quote:No Salvation For Them
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:38 |
I'm sure this story happened exactly as told. I just don't understand why it's being told as an "owned" story.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:40 |
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I expect some imaginative people had been told by perceptive friends or family that "your eyes sometimes look one colour and sometimes another". Because they can't see their own eyes, and because they have more imagination than is sensible, they end up thinking of something that sounds much more dramatic than it actually is. In reality, of course, the idea that "colours look different depending on light and shade" is scarcely a bold new concept. Certainly not if the colour is a difficult in-between sort of shade, as many people's eyes are.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:47 |
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Eye color might darken a little from when you're a baby, but it is otherwise completely static.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 17:53 |
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Ein cooler Typ posted:I'm looking for a Chinese girl with green eyes. Jade green eyes...
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 18:21 |
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Joel McHale recreated a stdh episode where everyone gets up and claps It's as ridiculous as it sounds. Also, I guess that's a pretty good niche for a YouTube channel, recreating Reddit stdh and posting them to the thread E: also have the the text in the description, and it's golden
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:40 |
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AlbieQuirky posted:
Same
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 19:49 |
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Mt eyes are different colors but I'm blind in one so it's more grey than blue.
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# ? Apr 20, 2018 22:58 |
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What color is the dress?
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# ? Apr 21, 2018 04:17 |
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Low-hanging fruit? Yes. Purestrain STDH? Also yes.
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# ? Apr 22, 2018 03:25 |
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Liberal community college lol
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# ? Apr 22, 2018 03:51 |
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He is right in that many people make poor nutritional choices and have difficulty in refraining from eating overly processed high in sugar foods resulting in an inordinate number of people being overweight and/or obese to an unhealthy degree.
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OTOH lollin at that fuckin fat bitch
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