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Wait, Spider-Man really is just like, "don't print this news story or I'll leave you to die"? Surprisingly dark.
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Apr 20, 2018 08:13
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Spider-Man can fly now? E: also, when Connors was bleeding out wasn't he all "I can't carry both Banner and Connors at the same time, follow on foot as I swing to the hospital"?
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Bruceski posted:E: also, when Connors was bleeding out wasn't he all "I can't carry both Banner and Connors at the same time, follow on foot as I swing to the hospital"? That's only because Connors was badly injured.
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Apr 20, 2018 09:28
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I feel like Peter's heel turn here is an excuse to put Jonah back in the status quo of "hates Spider-Man" after the seeming catharsis of his Christly revelation.
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Apr 20, 2018 09:59
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Bruceski posted:Spider-Man can fly now? That was just for webswinging. When it comes to hopping over creeks he can carry as many people as a spider could if the spider were as large as a person.
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Apr 20, 2018 12:06
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So the murderous Lizard and the rampaging Hulk getting a talking down, while triple J gets threatened with a gruesome death if he tells the truth about a dangerous fugitive. You're and rear end in a top hat Spidey and dont deserve to have a raccoon son or rich moleman uncle.
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Apr 20, 2018 12:13
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Also, Jonah is absolutely right, Connors' tenure as the Lizard is clearly noteworthy. He's committed several crimes and has proven to be a continuing danger to those around him. Spider-Man attempting to gag the press with threats and intimidation is pure cronyism!
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Apr 20, 2018 12:17
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Holy poo poo I love this comic.
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Apr 20, 2018 13:52
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The ultimate goddamn power trip for Parker. How often do you get to tell your boss "do what I say or I'll leave you to the goddamn alligators"
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Apr 20, 2018 14:00
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this would be right at home in a jay pinkerton edit
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Apr 20, 2018 14:19
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I'm gonna frame today's strip.
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Android Blues posted:I feel like Peter's heel turn here is an excuse to put Jonah back in the status quo of "hates Spider-Man" after the seeming catharsis of his Christly revelation. The conversion while Web Swinging to Damascus.
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Apr 20, 2018 16:21
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The ultimate goddamn power trip for Parker. How often do you get to tell your boss "do what I say or I'll leave you to the goddamn alligators" Well, when you put it like that, while I get that Spider-Man is doing a morally wrong thing, I cannot judge a man for telling his boss to gently caress off and have fun with the gators.
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Apr 20, 2018 17:30
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Unfortunately in the next six weeks as this conversation takes place "You aren't really going to leave Jameson in the swamp are you?" "He thinks Spider-Man is a menace." "So you will?!?!" "No, but he doesn't know that." "So you aren't really going to leave Jameson in the swamp?" "He does think Spider-Man is a menace." "You wouldnt!!!" "No, but he doesn't know that." "So you aren't really going to leave Jameson in the swamp?" Jameson will have starved to death or have been attacked by the angry alligators everyone has been kicking the poo poo out of
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Apr 20, 2018 21:25
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Jamesons don’t actually need to eat to survive, they just go into hibernation without food. Now help me stuff this body in the trunk.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Unfortunately in the next six weeks as this conversation takes place
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Kurui Reiten posted:
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Apr 21, 2018 02:56
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I've had significant head trauma in my life so I speak Newspaper Spider-Man
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Unfortunately in the next six weeks as this conversation takes place It's so good 
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Apr 21, 2018 03:24
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Apr 21, 2018 04:19
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I do appreciate the two different shades of purple pants, colorist your sudden competence has not gone unnoticed.
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 A more accurate version I think.
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Apr 21, 2018 05:35
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I swear to god, is he just carrying them over the river before going back for Jameson? Is this literally just a few days worth of comics building dramas out of him only being able to carry two people at a time?
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A Spider-Man has a Hulk, a Lizard, and a Jameson. He can only carry two at once. A Lizard can't be left with a Jameson and a Hulk can't be left with a Lizard. Lizard. A Jameson can't be left alone. Spider-Man can only make so many trips before his head trauma makes him forget what he was doing. How many trips does he make and who does he carry each time?
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Apr 21, 2018 09:23
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Too easy. First he takes the Jameson and the The Lizard to safety, then comes back for the Hulk, trips on a python and cracks his skull.
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mind the walrus posted:A Spider-Man has a Hulk, a Lizard, and a Jameson. He can only carry two at once. A Lizard can't be left with a Jameson and a Hulk can't be left with a Lizard. Lizard. A Jameson can't be left alone. Spider-Man can only make so many trips before his head trauma makes him forget what he was doing. How many trips does he make and who does he carry each time?
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Hostile V posted:Two trips. He takes Lizard with him the first time, finds the boat with the two dudes in it, comes back with the boat, takes everyone else. 0 trips. His space son comes back and knocks everyone but spidey "unconcious" and stuffs their
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Apr 21, 2018 19:07
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1 trip https://imgur.com/tRbyI57
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it's a trick question. the real solution is for him to not leave his wife with two would-be murderers in the middle of a swamp. it's too late for her now.
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Snake sex party discovered after Florida python implanted with tracking device
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it's a trick question. the real solution is for him to not leave his wife with two would-be murderers in the middle of a swamp. it's too late for her now.
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quote:The seven snakes found were euthanized. Argo was re-released for additional tracking. Hmmmm  
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Unfortunately in the next six weeks as this conversation takes place  wait didnt they do 'PUBLISHER... PERISH!' already!
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Apr 22, 2018 06:38
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Our hero-- using second-degree murder to get what he wants
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Apr 22, 2018 06:42
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Bruce looks like he's getting ready to Hulk out again in the second last panel
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Thats because spidey keeps bumping him against trees
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Spiders: known for seating four.
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Synthbuttrange posted:wait didnt they do 'PUBLISHER... PERISH!' already! Last time was "PUBLISHER...PERISH?" This time it's more affirmative.
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