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DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

hackbunny posted:

venerable comic strip Nancy has a new cartoonist




gently caress i though those were some sort of meme, but they're real

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

P impressive for a newspaper comic to be funny

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



 

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Applesnots
Oct 22, 2010

MERRY YOBMAS


Beautiful

Applesnots fucked around with this message at 15:29 on Apr 21, 2018

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


sinky
Feb 22, 2011



Slippery Tilde
I think goon Tony Danzas Ho did this one

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

naem
May 29, 2011

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

So got danged blessed I started speaking in tongues.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


At least some good comes from global warming

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

This is worthy of the tips section in old lady magazines.




ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


crispix posted:

This is worthy of the tips section in old lady magazines.






I legitimately can't tell if those are real or not.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

ultrafilter posted:

I legitimately can't tell if those are real or not.

it is real, my friend. these magazines have stories about like... people having extra marital affairs with ghosts and stuff

the cleaning lady at the place i used to work would read them on her break and would almost every day go "tsk tsk tsk..." then read me a very salacious, scandalous and usually bizarre nugget from them

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

The UK is a hosed up place man

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
true but what are ya gonna do

also i have never quite understood why those magazines (there a lot of them: Chat, Take a Break, Woman) have a picture of a lady on the front. Like those aren't famous ladies, they are just models who maybe are in catalogues or whatever. i just would like to know why it is standard to have a lady on the front, like what value does it add :/

crispix fucked around with this message at 19:04 on Apr 21, 2018

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The answer is probably very mundane, like it's because some marketing nerd crunched the numbers years ago and figured out that mags with women on the cover will sell to women 7.6% better than magazines without.

It's "cum play m'lord" for ladies minus the sex appeal.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
That is kind what i expected but i kinda feel like there are things they could put on there that old ladies like rather than just a lady. Like who even is that lady, she could be a hussy or a divorcee for all those old ladies know. If i were in charge of an old lady magazine probably i would put a picture of a cup of tea and different fancy biscuits on there, or maybe a picture of those gold coloured sandals that some old ladies like to wear

or a nice pouffe

crispix fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Apr 21, 2018

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

crispix posted:

if i were in charge of an old lady magazine probably i would put a picture of:

https://i.imgur.com/6QakzYz.mp4

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Pffffft.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

oval office smasher! #blessed :)

Gaz2k21
Sep 1, 2006

MEGALA---WHO??!!??

crispix posted:

true but what are ya gonna do

also i have never quite understood why those magazines (there a lot of them: Chat, Take a Break, Woman) have a picture of a lady on the front. Like those aren't famous ladies, they are just models who maybe are in catalogues or whatever. i just would like to know why it is standard to have a lady on the front, like what value does it add :/

Most of the stories are fake, when I was hard up for cash I got £50 for a few of my Facebook photos that were used in them.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

I really wish feathered hair would make a comeback.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Solice Kirsk posted:

I really wish feathered hair would make a comeback.

be the change you want to see in the world, friend :)

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

everything about this. :allears:

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

so fake it hurts

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Blast of Confetti posted:

so fake it hurts
:negative:
i'm sorry i played right into the british milk councils viral marketing plan

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Blast of Confetti posted:

so fake it hurts

The tweets are real but the account is fake

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

This poat BROKE TH3 INETERNET and has.posters on a gay dead forum LITERALLY CANT EVEN 😂👌

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice

what a maniac

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
would

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



With or without the mask?

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016

fake asses are so god drat disgusting

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

End of Shoelace posted:

fake asses are so god drat disgusting

:goonsay:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

End of Shoelace posted:

fake asses are so god drat disgusting

Simmer down, boy

myDad
Jan 20, 2010

ce n'est pas ma mère
College Slice
personally, i think those women are gorgeous,

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

End of Shoelace posted:

fake asses are so god drat disgusting
You're not wrong but it was a mistake to say so.

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naem
May 29, 2011

if there's grass on the balls im, playing field

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