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A Handed Missus posted:Lady Gaga crying in her Rolls Royce on election night im the driver who hates his job but is ok with getting paid
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not everyone hates working, bernie bro
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Pick posted:not everyone hates working, bernie bro wtf i would never vote for bernie... well maybe if i was a us citizen and your weird electoral system forced me to choose but honestly hes too centrist also i do hate working from a pure heart
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Being a limo driver sounds like it would be kinda fun tbh
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The pope pulling melania aside and telling her Donnie needs to stop eating so many cannolis
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Apr 21, 2018 18:18
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Steve Jobs having the incredibly rare pancreatic cancer that isn't a death sentence and deciding to eat cantaloupe instead of getting chemo and dying because of it
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Business Gorillas posted:i found out due to a work potluck that australians eat "fairy bread", which is bread, butter, and sprinkles The Dutch do the same but chocolate sprinkles
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Apr 21, 2018 18:25
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Business Gorillas posted:Steve Jobs 
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Apr 21, 2018 18:45
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Business Gorillas posted:Steve Jobs having the incredibly rare pancreatic cancer that isn't a death sentence and deciding to eat cantaloupe instead of getting chemo and dying because of it really good song though and its one of those songs that white people love who dont like "rap" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwBjhBL9G6U
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*names computer after child abandoned, denied parentage of*
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:*names computer after child abandoned, denied parentage of* Oh so that's where H.P. computers get their name from
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:*names computer after child abandoned, denied parentage of* what's this about?
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Apr 21, 2018 20:07
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large adult son posted:what's this about? steve jobs named his first daughter Apple IIc and then he threw her in the garbage which was both weird and too much
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Apr 21, 2018 20:09
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her name was Apple III and she died as an infant because Steve jobs took wozniaks advice on how to help keep her from overheating
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steve jobs devised a system where he essentially bought a new car every 6 or so months because that way he could legally not have plates
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logikv9 posted:steve jobs devised a system where he essentially bought a new car every 6 or so months because that way he could legally not have plates idgi which of those 6500 cars was his daughter
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Krankenstyle posted:wtf is sprinkles hundreds and thousands
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The funniest thing is that it was confirmed that Hillary ordered it in Donna Brazile's book and Donna kept trying to stop it because Disney was getting all salty about the situation Also related, Donna Brazile knew that the hillary campaign wasn't going well because the interns working for it weren't loving enough Feldegast42 has issued a correction as of 20:55 on Apr 22, 2018 |
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Apr 22, 2018 20:50
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large adult son posted:what's this about? an old apple pc was named LISA after his daughter https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Brennan-Jobs "Jobs, however, publicly denied paternity after she was born, which led to a legal case. Even after a DNA paternity test established him as her father, he continued to deny it.
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Trump being so far outside of washington groupthink could mean that he might end the Korean war. Like if this happens my head might explode.
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Seems more likely the Koreas will end the war on their own just to keep the nut job away. Which may technically fall under "Trump ends the Korean war", but I'm not so sure.
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steinrokkan posted:Seems more likely the Koreas will end the war on their own just to keep the nut job away. you can be 100% sure that he will think of it that way, and his 2020 campaign will sell it to voters that way
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Apr 23, 2018 17:42
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steve jobs is the only good argument for rejecting syrian refugees
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GalacticAcid posted:steve jobs is the only good argument for rejecting syrian refugees holy poo poo I never knew  quote:Abdul Lateef Jandali[10][11][12] was born to Abdulfattah Jandali and Joanne Schieble, and was adopted by Paul Jobs and Clara Hagopian, who named him Steven Paul Jobs.
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Apr 23, 2018 17:47
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This was the very peak of fear that he was running because that's the only reason anyone ever eats pork tenderloins in Iowa
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Jeb! Repetition posted:This was the very peak of fear that he was running because zuck doesn't require food for sustenance
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Business Gorillas posted:Steve Jobs having the incredibly rare pancreatic cancer that isn't a death sentence and deciding to eat cantaloupe instead of getting chemo and dying because of it such a good feel
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steinrokkan posted:Seems more likely the Koreas will end the war on their own just to keep the nut job away. Trump was too dumb to be swayed by the bullshit Washington Neocon/liberal groupthink of "don't negotiate with our enemies because that legitimizes them!" And he's going to end up having a greater positive impact on international politics than Obama. Dehumanize yourself and face to Trump.
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Apr 23, 2018 19:44
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the goon that named his daughter bernice sandra
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Jeb! Repetition posted:This was the very peak of fear that he was running because that's the only reason anyone ever eats pork tenderloins in Iowa Does dating someone from Iowa count? It's still baseless pandering then.
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TIL That the Hobbit movies weren't just poo poo, they were used as a bludgeon to blow up all film based unions in New Zealand in order to appease Warner Brothers studio executives.
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Just remembered "now watch this drive"
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Also John Edwards had a baby with another woman while his wife was dying if cancer while running for president
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Jeb! Repetition posted:This was the very peak of fear that he was running because that's the only reason anyone ever eats pork tenderloins in Iowa Pork tenderloins are great you take that back But yeah if a national politician is in your state eating your food to look like a non-lizardperson its not hard to connect the dots 
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Retromancer posted:TIL That the Hobbit movies weren't just poo poo, they were used as a bludgeon to blow up all film based unions in New Zealand in order to appease Warner Brothers studio executives. the original Mountain left Game of Thrones to play Bolg and then they just made his part CGI anyway while his part in Game of Thrones got recast
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ikanreed posted:Also John Edwards had a baby with another woman while his wife was dying if cancer while running for president LMAO that this used to be the kind of thing that would make you leave politics forever in shame.
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This did not get nearly the attention it deserved when it was published
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ikanreed posted:Also John Edwards had a baby with another woman while his wife was dying if cancer while running for president hell yeah this also reminds me of when santorum's wife had a miscarriage and he had the baby brought home so they could treat it like a member of the family for a couple days before burying what was left of it
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Jeb! Repetition posted:This was the very peak of fear that he was running because that's the only reason anyone ever eats pork tenderloins in Iowa That looks like pork schnitzel, which is delicious when seasoned correctly and served with spaetzle and red cabbage of course, in Iowa, the seasoning is probably a shaker's worth of salt and nothing else
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