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Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002

Former Human posted:

That's hilarious partly because Howard used to drive an Audi (maybe still does) so what if that's him :ninja:

Howard likes the A8, not a blacked out A4 with a fake spoiler. "The Camaro is poo poo, look at the Charger!"

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Former Human
Oct 15, 2001

This ain't Hot Rod Magazine, pal!

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

baba booey

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
We're talkin' about corn-fed girls. Corn!

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jjj3POxlcGU

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

beep beep get the gently caress outta my way

beep beep get the gently caress outta my way

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
*grunt* you that reporter I called? *grunt*

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Crotch Bat posted:

*grunt* you that reporter I called? *grunt*

Crap don't let the bunnies out

:crossarms:

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
That was the last bit of quality Eric stuff post-Artie. Fred and Howard started pretty relentlessly busting his balls over how he talks and my favorite part is he never understood it. He thought natural breaks in speaking were what they'd mock him over, not that he breaks up not only words but somehow also syllables themselves. I think he always thought he spoke normally so he never grasped what was so funny to them.

Kragger99
Mar 21, 2004
Pillbug
Keys woman!

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Eric refused to play a wheelchair zombie on The Walking Dead

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Kragger99 posted:

Keys woman!

I loved how Fred and Howard devolved this line into just a strained grunt.

"rrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrhhhhhh*

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/cwotd/status/988034417707962368

:allears:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
When I say baba, you say

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.
Yea, go stick another hairbrush in your rear end.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Crotch Bat posted:

Yea, go stick another hairbrush in your rear end.

Wow. Rude.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

nine-gear crow posted:

When I say baba, you say

I give your effort a noine

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose

Bonzo posted:

I give your effort a noine

But the execution was about a two.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

nine-gear crow posted:

When I say baba, you say

heeeeeiiiiiiin

Sand Monster
Apr 13, 2008

Crotch Bat posted:

Yea, go stick another hairbrush in your rear end.

gently caress you, you white rear end in a top hat!

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

Happy birthday loretta

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

beep by grandpa posted:

Happy birthday loretta

... thanks.

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

I'm behind, I just finally heard Ronnie's melt down from last Tuesday.

I don't see how they can possibly get married.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Squashy Nipples posted:

I'm behind, I just finally heard Ronnie's melt down from last Tuesday.

I don't see how they can possibly get married.

If Stephanie never gets into vet school it could limp along for awhile I guess .

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Billy West was on Gilbert's podcast today

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Squashy Nipples posted:

I'm behind, I just finally heard Ronnie's melt down from last Tuesday.

I don't see how they can possibly get married.

I'm shocked that they're even still together. She seems so...normal.

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
It really trips me out. She is younger than me and Ronnie is older than my dad... I have a friend who is 10 years younger than her husband and you can tell it is super challenging for them sometimes. Over 30 years? I just don't get it.

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

Lifespan posted:

It really trips me out. She is younger than me and Ronnie is older than my dad... I have a friend who is 10 years younger than her husband and you can tell it is super challenging for them sometimes. Over 30 years? I just don't get it.

That's cos he's Scores Man dammit. He's about meeting girls, he's about meeting guys.

Crotch Bat
Dec 6, 2003

Much like with everything else in life, the Euros seem to have more sense on how to do things in a fun atmosphere without sucking the soul out of the event.

Lifespan posted:

It really trips me out. She is younger than me and Ronnie is older than my dad... I have a friend who is 10 years younger than her husband and you can tell it is super challenging for them sometimes. Over 30 years? I just don't get it.

That's gotta be like 20-25 and 30-35 then. A 10 year gap starts to get really insignificant as you get up there in age. 30, though, is forever generational, that's hard to work through.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

baba booey

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/artiequitter/status/989092153170235392

BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Can anyone tell me a funny joke or routine Nick dipalo has done?

DeadBonesBrook
May 31, 2011

How do you do, fellow Regis?

BobbyK posted:

Can anyone tell me a funny joke or routine Nick dipalo has done?

He was hilarious at the Artie roast.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

BobbyK posted:

Can anyone tell me a funny joke or routine Nick dipalo has done?

He's part of Chris Rock's writing staff.

beep by grandpa
May 5, 2004

BobbyK posted:

Can anyone tell me a funny joke or routine Nick dipalo has done?

He's great at roasts but he had one funny joke about moving to LA that's always stuck with me cause the delivery was really good. He just moved to LA 6 months ago and he likes it there... Spent the first month trying to turn left on Fairfax Avenue.

some bust on that guy
Jan 21, 2006

This avatar was paid for by the Silent Majority.

BobbyK posted:

Can anyone tell me a funny joke or routine Nick dipalo has done?

When I asked Robin what she liked most about her new boat, she said it has a stern that she doesn't have to pretend is funny.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Farty Lange

Squashy Nipples
Aug 18, 2007

some guy on the bus posted:

When I asked Robin what she liked most about her new boat, she said it has a stern that she doesn't have to pretend is funny.

I love this joke! The man is a good writer, I can see why Rock employs him.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Howard: "Eric, you gotta have presence. 'LET ME TELL YOU ONE THING! MY CLIENT....'... Give me the name of a wrestler, Eric."

Eric: "Brock Lesnar"

H: "'BROCK REZNOR, WILL NOT GET IN THE RING FOR ANYTHING LESS THAN A MILLION DOLLARS!"

---

Howard: "The guy from No Gravity seems pissed."

Artie: "New Gravity."

H: "I think he's saying 'No Gravity'"

A: "Oh really? I wouldn't want to get their name wrong."

H: "So he's trying to interview New Gravity..."

---

Howard: "Man, Lorette sounds like a party!"

Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 20:15 on Apr 25, 2018

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BobbyK
Jun 4, 2008

by Cyrano4747

some guy on the bus posted:

When I asked Robin what she liked most about her new boat, she said it has a stern that she doesn't have to pretend is funny.

Yeah this is great

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