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The game asks you to be a good mom and take care of the baby but then you can...slap the baby? You can drop the baby onto the floor, throw the baby into the dumpster, you can set the baby on fire. Get it? You can KILL the baby. I can't breathe, we're going to make millions.
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Palpek posted:The game asks you to be a good mom and take care of the baby but then you can...slap the baby? You can drop the baby onto the floor, throw the baby into the dumpster, you can set the baby on fire. Get it? You can KILL the baby. I can't breathe, we're going to make millions. 
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aba posted:Look at the first trailer on the Steam page. You can even throw the baby into a dumpster. It's a terrible, terrible game. Game of the year.
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http://store.steampowered.com/app/818450/BOOBS_ON_ISLAND/ NSFW.
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The boobs are clearly on women, though, not islands.
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Yeah but the women are on the island, getting 5000 achievements
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Apr 24, 2018 14:48
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5000 sexy achievements :bigtran:
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Lunethex posted:Yeah but the women are on the island, getting 5000 achievements Look mate, the game says "boobs on island" now where the gently caress is my geomammarian filth I paid good money for?
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~ g a y L e s g a m e s ~
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OwlFancier posted:Look mate, the game says "boobs on island" now where the gently caress is my geomammarian filth I paid good money for? The boobs are a metaphor, you're paying for top quality wordsmithing. McSpanky posted:~ g a y L e s g a m e s ~ Honestly out of everything, I was most disappointed in the fact the game is 10c too cheap.
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Why would "Nazi-feminists" invade the island of lesbians? Wouldn't that already be their home base, according to the kind of person who would make that game?
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Schubalts posted:Why would "Nazi-feminists" invade the island of lesbians? Wouldn't that already be their home base, according to the kind of person who would make that game? These are people not known for their logical skills. You know, just saying.
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Palpek posted:The game asks you to be a good mom and take care of the baby but then you can...slap the baby? You can drop the baby onto the floor, throw the baby into the dumpster, you can set the baby on fire. Get it? You can KILL the baby. I can't breathe, we're going to make millions. It’s $2. Insta-buy. Who’s Your Daddy was UNBELIEVABLY fun when it was an extremely limited two-player online game that randomly assigned roles. Being a baby trying to kill yourself was ridiculously fun, as was frustrating other players as a dad. Then they added way too many features, made it an 8-player game, let everyone choose their character, and suddenly it was no longer fun. Try to play it now and there’s nobody else online. It’s sad.
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bad day posted:It’s $2. Insta-buy. Sounds like it belonged in this thread its entire lifespan.
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I don’t know but I’d never experienced laughing maniacally at some complete stranger while I defiantly shove a fork in an electric socket before. It was ridiculously fun and then feature creep made it ridiculously unfun. The idea that as a baby you were supposed to kill your self and the other player trying to stop you from doing so (taking away your fork, giving you a banana to counteract the bleach you drank) was surprisingly compelling. Also being a good daddy and quickly deploying child safety measures meant you got to watch the other player flail around helplessly. Eventually it became dumb - they put in a pool, and new rooms, and it just became too complicated.
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Only saw an ex something awful let's player play a little bit of it. Looked kind of funny. There's something to be said for these early access games adding a lot of terrible features and becoming a different, worse game.
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OwlFancier posted:The boobs are clearly on women, though, not islands. But it's gaylesgames, the mark of quality that we've come to expect. Schubalts posted:Why would "Nazi-feminists" invade the island of lesbians? Wouldn't that already be their home base, according to the kind of person who would make that game? Close to kinkshaming there.
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man if they put store simulator in there they've got a game on their hands that's literally infinitely replayable in the formal sense The ratings aren't bad. Who buys this?? My 84-in-one 90s arcade handheld (which wasn't a gameboy, grandma) is starting to look positively attractive compared to this effort
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Well I’d certainly be interested in a better Steam store interface, so they’re at least adjacent to a good idea.
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This is some galaxy brain achievement hunter poo poo.
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/841210/WW_Fantasy/ "in this game, the player is a hacker, get the command, to return to the headquarters to perform the task, nowwe must separate from our present friends, what's going to be interesting on the way?"  The only characters in the screenshots are anime girls in bikinis  "...We also want to restore the development, but can not solve the problem of personnel funds and financial matter.Because the pressure of work in the game industry is huge, and the development of this project is even more intense. So some of the team members choose to give up the project. And we are not able to achieve full time development,the game has been developed without money.So it will drag all the time and eventually lead to a stagnation of the game." I showed this to my wife and she said the game background almost reads like a suicide note and I can't disagree  edit: fixed the link William Henry Hairytaint fucked around with this message at 20:19 on May 5, 2018 |
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You linked "Human-Powered Spacecraft" 
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I’ve thought about this a bunch of times because during a sale - for example - I’ll actually spend more time shopping for games and buying them than I ever do actually playing them. If I look at my profile it seems I have tons of games but spent most of my time just playing a few of them. If it were clever enough, and had some kind of procedural game generation engine that produced hilarious mash ups of game text/graphics/screenshots/etc in an endless variety, I could really see it as something I would play for hundreds of hours. Because I’ve spent way more time reading steam threads and shopping for games than I do playing them.
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I wasn't even looking for lovely games, but Steam decided they need to be front and center on my loving feed. Or if anime wolves aren't your cup of tits, how about BEGINNER'S GAME? quote:This game is retro 2D shooting mini game.But scenario mode do Implementation. Now,first story is delivering. but will deliver on updates May be Specification change from your review So please write review!  Four of the 6 starter images look like this.  OH LOOK AT THE GAMEPLAY.  He's charging motherfucking $13.49 for this piece of garbage posted:くそげーみゅーじあむ latest work Beginner 's Game Finally released on Steam!
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Well, it does say "the poo poo-game museum" in Japanese right there so at least they're being upfront about it.
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 You can take walks on the school freely by VR Controller. In addition, you can go up a school roof. Then, you can jump off school roof whenever you like. https://store.steampowered.com/app/748060/SchoolJump/
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/855740/Bum_Simulator/ I'm going to play the poo poo out of this game.
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Neltharak posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/855740/Bum_Simulator/ "Bum Simulator posted:Apart from your day-to-day survival you can enjoy many unique activities: The gameplay video is art. Pre-ordered.
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PenguinSalsa posted:The gameplay video is art. Pre-ordered. As horrible as it may make me seem, I actually want to try play Bum Sim. Hopefully it comes with a demo...?
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CommissarMega posted:As horrible as it may make me seem, I actually want to try play Bum Sim. Hopefully it comes with a demo...? You're not alone.. I'd even be tempted to buy it if it showed up in a Steam sale just for the sheer absurdity.
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Neltharak posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/855740/Bum_Simulator/ Yeah, why is this linked in this thread? That game looks legit interesting.
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Came for dickbutt panhandling, stayed for bumwine hadoukens.
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StabMasterArson posted:
This is actually the exact same map/school than the game Crystallize, which is a free Japanese learning game created by Cornell University computer students. I doubt they released that too, it's probably stolen assets.
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https://twitter.com/HuniePotDev/status/997257011384340482 This is interesting.
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Dehry posted:https://twitter.com/HuniePotDev/status/997257011384340482 Does Valve actually publish those guidelines anywhere? No sympathy for the Huniepop guy but VR Kanojo is still happily funneling money through valve to infamous rape sim devs, so Randallteal fucked around with this message at 02:53 on May 18, 2018 |
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