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Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




MrJacobs posted:

Yeah. It also hinders her primary weapon, which she didn't lose throughout the movie.
And Dredd is a sucker for pedantic technicalities like that.

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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

The justice system in Judge Dredd doesn't seem to be a hinderance to crime whatsoever. People like Mama are born into it and somehow she's the ultimate bad guy.

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Mu Zeta posted:

The justice system in Judge Dredd doesn't seem to be a hinderance to crime whatsoever. People like Mama are born into it and somehow she's the ultimate bad guy.

The world of Judge Dredd is a dystopian satire.

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Werong Bustope posted:

The world of Judge Dredd was a dystopian satire.

Fixed that for you.

WeAreTheRomans
Feb 23, 2010

by R. Guyovich

Jedit posted:

Fixed that for you.

Now it's property porn

small ghost
Jan 30, 2013

Jedit posted:

Fixed that for you.

Fair.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Mu Zeta posted:

The justice system in Judge Dredd doesn't seem to be a hinderance to crime whatsoever. People like Mama are born into it and somehow she's the ultimate bad guy.

They mention in the film that Judges only have the resources to deal with 5% of the crime that happens in Megacity One. There are a lot of criminals and very few Judges.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Mu Zeta posted:

The justice system in Judge Dredd doesn't seem to be a hinderance to crime whatsoever. People like Mama are born into it and somehow she's the ultimate bad guy.

One of the corrupt judges literally make a little speech about how hosed the system is.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Alhazred posted:

One of the corrupt judges literally make a little speech about how hosed the system is.

It's a meat grinder, Dredd, and we're the errand boys sent by the grocery clerks to collect the bills. :black101:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




MariusLecter posted:

It's a meat grinder, Dredd, and we're the errand boys sent by the grocery clerks to collect the bills. :black101:

Did you mix up quotes for Apocalypse Now and Dredd on purpose?

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
From the new Venom trailer, that shot of the guy going WHO ARE YOU and Brock going WE'RE VENOM is absolutely going to be the last shot of the movie before cutting to black/main title isn't it
Also this is my irritating movie moment why come movies now don't have the title at the beginning and do it now at the very end before credits, that's so obnoxious

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
What movies have you seen that do that? The only credits I've seen a title card open into were opening credits.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Why do movies not have that introduction scene anymore that says "now on VHS"?

Armacham
Mar 3, 2007

Then brothers in war, to the skirmish must we hence! Shall we hence?

Calaveron posted:

Also this is my irritating movie moment why come movies now don't have the title at the beginning and do it now at the very end before credits, that's so obnoxious

So there's actually a mildly interesting explanation for this. The various guilds and unions have contractually obligated requirements for how credit is given to their members. This will vary slightly from production to production. The old convention was to put all the credits at the beginning, and then just have a title card saying "The End" at the conclusion of the film. This is why older movies have really long boring credits sequences at the beginning. It was supposed to be imitating a playbill as if it were a live production. George Lucas was actually fined $250,000 by the director's guild of america because he didn't put his own name in the beginning of Star Wars in 1977.

A lot of movies nowadays will just have a title card at the beginning. Many modern films will actually have 2 closing credits sequences because they are obligated to list certain credits twice and with no opening credits, this is the only solution.

Independent films can pretty much do whatever they want if they don't have any union involvement.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:

Schubalts posted:

What movies have you seen that do that? The only credits I've seen a title card open into were opening credits.

Honestly it's mostly MCU movies but I'm sure I've seen other movies and even some video games do it

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Henchman of Santa posted:

Basically every character is getting film representation now. It's a matter of time before we finally get Moon Knight or whatever.

So when do we get a Cerebus film that is hailed as the MRA incel alt-right holy grail?

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Schubalts posted:

What movies have you seen that do that? The only credits I've seen a title card open into were opening credits.
Children of Men.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

The end of Titanic where it zooms in on Jacks eyes as hes waiting on the staircase and you see Titanic sailing directly into the screen and smash cuts to credits over For Whom The Bell Tolls... so obnoxious.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Peeny Cheez posted:

Children of Men.

This one has the title card at the beginning and the end

GoldStandardConure
Jun 11, 2010

I have to kill fast
and mayflies too slow

Pillbug

marshmallow creep posted:

Isn't it a point that the helmet interferes with her telepathy? I swear that comes up.

Yes.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

BuddyChrist posted:

Since somebody brought up The Shadow...

Why in the world when you need a prop to play a substantial role in the movie would you pick a prop that was already used in a prominent role in another movie? The exact knife (phurba) from The Golden Child (ya know "I-I-I-I want the Knife") shows up prominently in The Shadow. I mean the knives are a real thing that exist but there are several different examples, why would you use the same one?

As someone who accidentally watched both of those films a lot growing up.

They are different knives, Golden Child's knife is a far longer and pointer knife

The shadow:


The Golden Child's knife


That hdtgm podcast hosed up

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Memento posted:

So when do we get a Cerebus film that is hailed as the MRA incel alt-right holy grail?

Probably when a studio is insane enough to give Dave Sim :20bux: for the rights.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Panfilo posted:

They mention in the film that Judges only have the resources to deal with 5% of the crime that happens in Megacity One. There are a lot of criminals and very few Judges.

It changes a fair bit over time, but in the comics Mega-City One has an unemployment rating around 86% and draconian laws against things like sugar and most forms of entertainment that aren't bland and inoffensive. (video games are long banned) Massive amounts of crime as much about something to do as anything else, and citizens resort to some very strange trends to alleviate boredom.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
That's something that always annoys me with characters like Reign from Supergirl (not finished the season yet, so only talking in broad strokes because I don't know how it will end, this may happen later) - no one ever calls the characters calling for some alien form of justice out for being just as naive as what they claim the system we have in place is. Just make the point, we tried murdering everyone that broke the law, we don't anymore because it didn't work. We already tried her way, it failed and now with the "softer" laws we have crime rates have dropped significantly over the last few decades.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
Episode 3 of the new Lost in Space on Netflix, Judy 3d prints a "torque wrench" but what comes out is just a plain socket wrench, and when she uses it to unscrew a bolt it turns in the wrong direction.

So I can't watch the show anymore.

Inspector Gesicht
Oct 26, 2012

500 Zeus a body.


I know Dr Smith is a woman in this telling, but is the character still an open paedophile that no one notices?

marshmallow creep
Dec 10, 2008

I've been sitting here for 5 mins trying to think of a joke to make but I just realised the animators of Mass Effect already did it for me

Terms and technology change over time. (Is there a smiley that combines :smuggo: with :downs:?)

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Inspector Gesicht posted:

I know Dr Smith is a woman in this telling, but is the character still an open paedophile that no one notices?

No, she has a manipulative relationship with Will but it’s more just convincing him to do dumb poo poo to gently caress over his family. Outside of that I didnt get a creepy vibe from it.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Joey Freshwater posted:

No, she has a manipulative relationship with Will but it’s more just convincing him to do dumb poo poo to gently caress over his family. Outside of that I didnt get a creepy vibe from it.

Shes way creepy but not in a pedo way, just a totally obvious malevolence that everybody should notice, but dont.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Armacham posted:

A lot of movies nowadays will just have a title card at the beginning. Many modern films will actually have 2 closing credits sequences because they are obligated to list certain credits twice and with no opening credits, this is the only solution.

The Marvel films have been doing this for a good while now, cold open with a title card, then double credits at the end. It works for them because the post-credits teaser has become a thing on it's own that people anticipate, so now they've just doubled up on that and every Marvel movie has the standard post-credits scene, then a super secret teaser after the second credits.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Biplane posted:

Shes way creepy but not in a pedo way, just a totally obvious malevolence that everybody should notice, but dont.

Yeah sorry I meant creepy in a pedo way. She's definitely off her rocker otherwise

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Panfilo posted:

They mention in the film that Judges only have the resources to deal with 5% of the crime that happens in Megacity One. There are a lot of criminals and very few Judges.

And yet the crime rate in Mega-City One is lower than it is in America.

MrJacobs
Sep 15, 2008

Alhazred posted:

And yet the crime rate in Mega-City One is lower than it is in America.

Yeah but mc1 criminals make up for it with heart. And really cool drugs

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

blarzgh posted:

Episode 3 of the new Lost in Space on Netflix

I'm sorry , what?

Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters
I like Lost in Space, but the first few episodes really just have a non-stop onslaught of huge problems rearing their head any time the Robinsons literally try to do anything. I half expected someone to try to make a sandwich that would start a nearby chain effect that would threaten to tear apart their ship.

Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


Schubalts posted:

I'm sorry , what?

It's real bad don't bother.

rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Agent355 posted:

It's real bad don't bother.

It's not that bad. You just have to not mind the thing that Morpheus mentioned. It harkens back to old-school sci-fi, like the original Lost in Space or Star Trek TOS or Next Gen in that every episode there's some huge new calamity that's going to destroy everything and kill everyone, and by the end of the episode it's been resolved and will never be encountered again. They do add an over arcing plot to tie things together, but it is very "problem of the week".

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Schubalts posted:

I'm sorry , what?

They clearly burned their special/practical effects budget on Eps 1&2, and while the acting is surprisingly good, the writing is pretty foamy so I don't know how much longer I'm going to last with it

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
They should have just picked up where the John Woo LiS pilot ended. Everyone's about 15 years older, bitter and jaded about being lost in space for 30-90% of their lives.

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Agent355
Jul 26, 2011


blarzgh posted:

They clearly burned their special/practical effects budget on Eps 1&2, and while the acting is surprisingly good, the writing is pretty foamy so I don't know how much longer I'm going to last with it

this is my problem. The goofy schlock stuff may be fun for some people but I just find it kinda irritating and boring.

Also precocious children are never good in film.

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