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The_end
May 17, 2014
If you push a button on the coffin. It plays the jingle that plays when your character dies in Super Mario.

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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
whoop, whoop

hathfallen
Dec 22, 2003

The_end posted:

If you push a button on the coffin. It plays the jingle that plays when your character dies in Super Mario.

well now that just opens up a completely horrible debate about which version would be the most cursed

probably the one from SM64 where the spectre of Bowser goes HOH HOH HOH at the end

WalletBeef
Jun 11, 2005


jokes on him, the princess is in another casket

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

WalletBeef posted:

jokes on him, the princess is in another casket

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8KB2mhsDTY

The_end
May 17, 2014

hathfallen posted:

well now that just opens up a completely horrible debate about which version would be the most cursed

probably the one from SM64 where the spectre of Bowser goes HOH HOH HOH at the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8KB2mhsDTY

the only appropriate sound.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Lowering the casket needs
this sound.

Final song played should be thia.

Lauroon Kyanka
Sep 17, 2017

*trips on a ladybug*

*dies of old age*

Command Ant posted:

It would have been a proper cursed image if there was an adult in the coffin.

a fat princess peach in a walmart scooter

hathfallen
Dec 22, 2003

Yeah but that's the wing cap on his coffin and that's from ajhdjhsdhfskd why did someone actually do this

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023



please tell me he died in karting accident

Scrotum Modem
Sep 12, 2014

he prob ate a poison mushroom. game over, kid

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!
Mauled to death by an alligator snapping turtle.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
*lols sadly*

https://twitter.com/danarubinstein/status/989312422677745664

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

the only way to fullbore curse this uber-curse would be one of the sullen family members tucking a green 1-Up mushroom into the coffin before closing it.

That popped into my head because of this thread so now you all get to share in it.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
How about no more dead kids? Thanks...

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

Scratch Monkey posted:

How about no more dead kids? Thanks...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AYujWCCHRk

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Just, :lol:

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones

Scratch Monkey posted:

How about no more dead kids? Thanks...



What if the dead kids are funny tho

naem
May 29, 2011

hathfallen posted:

Land O Lakes White American. The curse is coming from inside the entire country.

I mean we did build the country on a Native American burial ground..

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Scratch Monkey posted:

How about no more dead kids? Thanks...



JUSTICE WARRIOR

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



Scratch Monkey posted:

How about no more dead kids? Thanks...



Trump has definitely touched a fishing pole before. He was actually quite the fisherman in his day, a lot of people don't know that. Many fish caught, some of the most tremendous fish of all time. But you don't hear about that in the media *shrug*

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
https://twitter.com/HVRanch/status/980188758002708480

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames

If you slit the Devil’s wrist Ranch dressing would come out instead of blood

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

imagining trump fishing is itself funny af to me

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Milo and POTUS posted:

imagining trump fishing is itself funny af to me

It's the whole loving scenario. Like, did you look at the books the young rogue was reading. The implication that Trump somehow will "teach them to fish." It's just so many levels of cursed it transcends cursed to the point of being hilariously blessed.

Trollking
Sep 9, 2000

Pillbug

Scratch Monkey posted:

How about no more dead kids? Thanks...



It’s great how whenever someone tries to draw or paint Tronk’s hair to look like something a real person would have on their head they completely lose his essence

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy


Swedish curse. The girl is named Tintin Basilika.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

THEY GOT THE M&MS LORE WRONG

MS. GREEN AND MS. BROWN ARE THE SAME PERSON

I NEED TO WRITE A MULTI-PARAGRAPH EXPLANATION OF HOW THIS CANNOT BE AS EVEN CANDY MUST ABIDE BY THE RULES OF PHYSICS AND CAUSALITY

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
Heed the candy head canon.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

we need to find this person and turn them into a power plant. we could end our dependence on fossil fuels!

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
https://i.imgur.com/N7C7KxZ.mp4

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Rutibex posted:

we need to find this person and turn them into a power plant. we could end our dependence on fossil fuels!

Combine her with this and we could power the world!

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

most weight is gained through the lungs

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Rutibex posted:

we need to find this person and turn them into a power plant. we could end our dependence on fossil fuels!

that sounds like some cronenberg body horror/perils of technology combo poo poo tho

like, i'm sure feeding someone huge calorie sums then surgically removing strips of fat for fuel since they produce more than they consume is an old cronenberg script collecting dust in some forgotten drawer

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Please do not post pictures of my car. Thank you.

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Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


uber_stoat posted:

whoop, whoop



Cursed by being born to juggalos. https://robertlindsay.wordpress.com/2010/05/03/what-the-heck-juggalo-funeral/

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