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I was trying to continue the alternate timeline job and going for the joke answer of Bernie  very disappointed in all of you
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The President and Vice President are the Castro Twins. If you think the president is someome silly instead, you may be posting from a parallel joke universe.
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My DRB was today. I'm going up, but the base CMC remanded it to my Schoolhouse CoC, which is... a good thing? I've never even met the CO of the base, that would have been a poo poo show for sure (not that today wasn't.) Then I got to spent three hours at dental. So I'm drinking tonight. Hooyah.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:My DRB was today. I'm going up, but the base CMC remanded it to my Schoolhouse CoC, which is... a good thing? I've never even met the CO of the base, that would have been a poo poo show for sure (not that today wasn't.) Well, don't leave us hanging, are you Class I or I Dental?
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:My DRB was today. I'm going up, but the base CMC remanded it to my Schoolhouse CoC, which is... a good thing? Lmao
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Wow, what a first week back. As if our battalion's banner deployment couldn't have gotten more noteworthy, one of our men was murdered in front of a bar.
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maffew buildings posted:Wow, what a first week back. As if our battalion's banner deployment couldn't have gotten more noteworthy, one of our men was murdered in front of a bar. What the gently caress?
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Apr 24, 2018 12:37
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maffew buildings posted:Wow, what a first week back. As if our battalion's banner deployment couldn't have gotten more noteworthy, one of our men was murdered in front of a bar. 
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Apr 24, 2018 13:39
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VA nominee admiral getting poo poo for handing out teddy bear packs. Amongst other things too but Lol.
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Apr 24, 2018 23:13
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FALSE ALARM, NOT A MURDER, JUST A SUICIDE.
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Apr 25, 2018 18:36
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maffew buildings posted:FALSE ALARM, NOT A MURDER, JUST A SUICIDE. Had he undergone suicide prevention training
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One of the guys in his squad said he was at dental when they did the face to face training. This is looking real bad
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Apr 25, 2018 19:11
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maffew buildings posted:One of the guys in his squad said he was at dental when they did the face to face training. This is looking real bad Hope someone didn't gundeck a 3500 or poo poo is gonna roll down hill
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Apr 25, 2018 19:12
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maffew buildings posted:FALSE ALARM, NOT A MURDER, JUST A SUICIDE. Why would you commit suicide outside a bar? Was Jody there with his significant other?
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Apr 25, 2018 20:09
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Proud Christian Mom posted:Had he undergone suicide prevention training Lol
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Nick Soapdish posted:Hope someone didn't gundeck a 3500 or poo poo is gonna roll down hill If someone was comfortable enough to gun deck that the poo poo may learn to levitate. What am I saying it's the military.
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Apr 25, 2018 21:00
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Proud Christian Mom posted:Had he undergone suicide prevention training 
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maffew buildings posted:FALSE ALARM, NOT A MURDER, JUST A SUICIDE. McNally posted:The master chief walked awkwardly into the hospital room, the combination hat in his hands slowly being turned in circles as he unconsciously showed his nervousness. When he realized what he was doing, he set it on the chair by the door and stepped over to the young petty officer's bed. He took a glance at the notecard in his hand and tried to speak, but his voice caught. He took a breath, cleared his throat, and tried again.
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That really is one of the best posts in the history of GIP. Maybe the internet.
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I hope I got the navyspeak right. I was army.
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Sailor is murdered. "gently caress that's awful. Imagine what his family must be going through." Sailor commits suicide. "gently caress that's awful. Imagine how much GMT his command is going to get."
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Cerekk posted:Sailor is murdered. "gently caress that's awful. Imagine what his family must be going through." Actually no. Both my post and Proud Christian Mom's are direct references to a quote from the investigation report into my wife's suicide in which her unit's higher command inquired whether or not she had completed suicide awareness training prior to her suicide. It's dark humor viciously mocking how out of touch Big Army (or Big Navy, in this case) is from the rank and file. tl;dr smdftb
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McNally posted:Actually no. Both my post and Proud Christian Mom's are direct references to a quote from the investigation report into my wife's suicide in which her unit's higher command inquired whether or not she had completed suicide awareness training prior to her suicide. It's also 100% accurate to how almost every command handles a suicide attempt. We had a few people try to off themselves, and every single time the investigation asked whether suicide awareness training had been given to the servicemember. Because as everyone knows, Suicide Awareness GMTs are magical plot armor against a fit of sadbrains combined with actual capability to act on sadbrains, that is brought on by lovely coworkers, lovely leadership, overwork, homesickness etc. orange juche fucked around with this message at 02:44 on Apr 26, 2018 |
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HHQ are always going to CYA because that is about the only thing they are good for
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He should have left a note blaming the suicide prevention training.
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After my DRB (and three hours of dental work) I went home and slept for 14 hours. When I woke up my wife had thrown away all of our pain medication because she thought (probably correctly) that I was coming down with the sadbrains. I laughed and told her that I wasn't bitch-made, it was gonna be my safety razor if it ever came to that. So then she threw that away and now I have to use a loving Gillette. I'm gonna point to that as the last straw in my suicide note just to gently caress with her, lol. I am not going to kill myself, I wouldn't do that to my kids.
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Your wife is good. Take her out to dinner or something.
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I always thought autism was a disqualifer from service but this guy is the monotone deadeye dude I’ve run into in a while.
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LingcodKilla posted:I always thought autism was a disqualifer from service but this guy is the monotone deadeye dude I’ve run into in a while. We wouldn't have nukes or CTIs so it can't be
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Laranzu posted:We wouldn't have nukes or CTIs so it can't be So my son joining some day is a possibility still... gently caress.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:59
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Just sell him some weed and narc on his rear end
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*first double post of my posting career*
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We are going to do some all hands resiliency training, and families are welcome. Reviewing the color spectrum should solve things 
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Godholio posted:That really is one of the best posts in the history of GIP. Maybe the internet. That and the marrying a JO post are wisdom. Fuckin nail on the head.
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Apr 26, 2018 23:13
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Is self-checking in for dangerous consumption of alcohol a DQ in the us navy
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If you're already in, no, it should not be. If you're serious I can get a couple guys to talk to you who know the deal/have really solid careers that are still climbing. I can speak to the getting help and sober part, I did it well before I joined so I don't have experience with a mil component though
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Is self-checking in for dangerous consumption of alcohol a DQ in the us navy No. I know plenty of people that did that and have advanced in their career.
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If need help you should absolutely do it, better to raise your hand then have the finger pointed later. After my DUI I found out that the support system within the military for alcohol abuse is robust and forgiving. There are a lot of sailors working through the same issues and my experience with the programs within the navy were extremely worthwhile. Edit: If you are weighing the pros and cons you should just ask your DAPA. The tone and approach is 100% different than day to day regular navy and honestly gave me an opportunity to catch my breath from the regular optempo of navy life. Kawasaki Nun fucked around with this message at 19:10 on Apr 28, 2018 |
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