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Someone serve me up a Hairy Roberts. No seriously I need that photoshop of the drink mixing game. Stat. There will be no catte tax until I get it.  This is how I make my videos. Bootcha fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Apr 26, 2018 |
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Hav posted:Let’s not ignore the casual racism. Ianascloalp but maybe gun culture in the states is racist and sexist and filled with idiot manchildren because of things that aren't guns. Unless guns cause that and I never received the memo.
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Apr 26, 2018 20:55
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CrazyLoon posted:Yay! Only working Anime Gun Car out of three in my probie. You're kind of in luck here, because this stuff is the game. Really nobody is going to care about the theme of Star Citizen if it goes anywhere. Nobody cares about the melodrama of the instrumentally paced heart tugging Sq42 story (unless you're literally Chris Roberts). People want this to be Eve Online except action based. I don't even know what Eve is about except space ships and trading and betrayal of players. Nobody cares about the story except it's supposed to be in space, super action, and everything Eve is except even more.
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Apr 26, 2018 20:59
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Bootcha posted:Someone serve me up a Hairy Roberts. 
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Apr 26, 2018 20:59
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Oh gently caress the glass shader is better?! Hot drat I bet the game is totally playable now! 
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Apr 26, 2018 20:59
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The Titanic posted:Be sure to not vigorously rub your gun near the trigger while you are ironically making a gif of "cleaning my gun by rubbing lol, with my cat while playing Star Citizen and watching wing commander the poo poo tier movie". I already died for the sins of Wing Commander
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Apr 26, 2018 21:00
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Apr 26, 2018 21:02
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I already died for the sins of Wing Commander You seem very healthy for a dead guy. What's your secret? Is it watching Wing Commander? Should everyone do that more? The forgot the most important question: will there be a stream that will cause mass-extinction of goons (cause of death: laughter)? Tippis fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Apr 26, 2018 |
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Apr 26, 2018 21:03
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Tippis posted:You seem very healthy for a dead guy. What's your secret? Is it watching Wing Commander? Should everyone do that more? Chugging a 2l of pepsi and an extra large extra vheese pizza. Daily. Also the daily viewing of wing commander
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Apr 26, 2018 21:06
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Dementropy posted:CitizenCon-2948-Announcement What Should I Bring? Money.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:08
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Even Citizencon has a better refund policy then the game.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:10
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It makes me sick, honestly. I swear "living breathing (x)" is turning into a trigger. Steve Bender didn't even want to call what they're doing AI because it was too advanced in its ambition to be reduced to such a lowly term. CIG's characters are living and breathing and practically sentient beings. They're not just programmed entities behaving according to parameters set by their programmers. I'm sure Bender is popular with Chris simply by virtue of being an unironic amplifier of the same hyperbole Chris has slung out for more than half a decade. They'll have gameplay when they have a vertical slice for Squadron that players can play through and measure against the satisfactions already experienced in other story-centric titles with ground and/or ship combat and branching narratives. They can keep postponing that true unveiling indefinitely and have many incentives to do so, because right now, an hour long mission in squadron is very surely mostly a walking and flying simulator with very light, unsatisfying combat moments, stupid puzzles, and long rear end rides on a monorail so you can see where the money went. Oh how those assets will shine in those non-gameplay moments, and surely there will be some like Batgirl who will just marvel at the beauty of their third iteration on glass shading tech and say "THIS is what next level gaming is all about." But no, it's not. It's just next level watching Chris is focused on and that's what you're going to get just like we did with Wing Commander 4. SIT. WATCH. LISTEN. MARVEL. Behold what a quarter of a billion dollars has produced, a full motion interactive movie based on a plodding script about Winning Your Daddy's Love (SPOILER) only to lose him in a sacrificial third act heartbreaker that Chris believes will make gamers feel emotions never before felt in gaming because LUKE SKYWALKER DIED TO SAVE YOU BUT NOT BEFORE YOU EARNED HIS RESPECT AND HE FINALLY BOTHERED TO LEARN YOUR NAME.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:12
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they forgot the hygiene reminder
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Apr 26, 2018 21:19
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Contingency posted:But nobody else is even trying! Everyone else is crapping out Call of Dooky 8 and Battlefail 9. Publishers aren't willing to take chances, and Star Citizen backers have given them a middle finger--we want amazing games instead of console ports. I for one am willing to wait as long as needed for a polished game rather than the rush job publishers crank out every year. You snowflakes need to learn patience. "What polish?" you asked? You morons don't even know what "Alpha" means. "A feature-complete release?" Ok Derek Shart, you're reported, but let me lay this sick burn--everybody knows this game is coming out. CIG puts out videos every week showing amazing progress and when you come crawling back to this game if I ever run into your ship I'll make sure you're "taken care of." Now begone troll. Totally agree. If it were a scam there wouldn't be 400 employees and lots of multinational teams all working together.  Checkmate, goontiflas.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:26
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Apr 26, 2018 21:27
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 lol, gently caress YOU, WE'RE KEEPING YOUR MONEY
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Apr 26, 2018 21:28
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Slow_Moe posted:Well, if it is any consolation, the people going into the anime coffins are usually dead first, and as such does not feel the painful sting of embarrassment. The fremdshamen is so great the embarrassment surpasses death itself. While they play their trumpets, other angels stop playing and slowly look at the anime angel until they are the only one playing. Then after a while they too stop playing and hang their head. If they went the other way, all of hell gets this televised to them and for a while, the whole place laughs at this one person and some sub-demon comes up to them and says, "You make me disgusted to be here, and I usually love my job."
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Apr 26, 2018 21:35
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Virtual Captain posted:I had trouble understanding his string of words so I turned on captions... thanks... This is what made SomethingJones a hero for me. 
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Daztek posted:
They never learn. Whatever you write on your site, it doesn't overwrite the law.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:44
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$87 for a couple hour power point presentation? Isn't that remarkably expensive in relation to real conventions?
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Apr 26, 2018 21:44
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phosdex posted:$87 for a couple hour power point presentation? Isn't that remarkably expensive in relation to real conventions? Seems like a kinder price scaling than they do on their spaceship jpegs compared to how much regular jpegs cost.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:50
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phosdex posted:$87 for a couple hour power point presentation? Isn't that remarkably expensive in relation to real conventions? If you bought into the earlier power point presentations they were cheaper. Allay your FOMO by buying your ticket now.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:51
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Tippis posted:You seem very healthy for a dead guy. What's your secret? Is it watching Wing Commander? Should everyone do that more? He cut out all salt and all fried foods.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:52
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XK posted:2,400 tickets? Really? They will find last minute fillers, a lot of them.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:54
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monkeytek posted:They will find last minute fillers, a lot of them. Ben can fill all the remaining seating places, even if no ticket is sold.
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Apr 26, 2018 21:57
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G0RF posted:YOUTUBE: Around the Verse - Bringing Gameplay to Life (SQ42 Update)” "If you reboot me, do I not" sound_2332a.wav not found "I'm hankering for a good" "procedural" "egg" "meal tonight. I'm looking forward to" "drinking" "it!" "I'm so" "real" "that I will be your favorite waifu/husbandu forever! For all" "this release" "!" 
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Apr 26, 2018 21:59
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Bootcha posted:Someone serve me up a Hairy Roberts. You're a really good artist and painter! It's so lifelike!
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Apr 26, 2018 22:00
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Jobbo_Fett posted:I already died for the sins of Wing Commander You died for nothing. 
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I know this will never happen, but at least back in the day they put some effort into their lies. I think there were even photoshops of their blade design for that ship. Now a days, they just lie and say they'll do stuff but don't even make a picture of it. Come on, CIG, go back to lying with a little effort behind it.  I feel like this stuff started to die off around the hull series. Like prior to that they had the ship with the farm and the science pods, but they showed pictures of how it will definitely work. Then they got to the hull E or something with like two billion spaces for cargo, and they didn't even show pictures of how it'll be loaded. Now a days we know it'll be loaded by hand, over the course of 3 months and 50 players working non stop together in tedious unity and pleasure.
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Apr 26, 2018 22:06
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The Titanic posted:Then they got to the hull E or something with like two billion spaces for cargo, and they didn't even show pictures of how it'll be loaded. Now a days we know it'll be loaded by hand, over the course of 3 months and 50 players working non stop together in tedious unity and pleasure. fidelity
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Apr 26, 2018 22:07
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Here's a rare picture of a hull E being loaded by a daring citizen moments before embarking on an amazing adventure. 
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Apr 26, 2018 22:14
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If I was working in strong AI, I'd be really pissed at all these shallow expert systems claiming to be AI. A state machine is not an AI.
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Apr 26, 2018 22:15
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My favourite fantasy jpeg is the BMW 890 Jump* in front of the big city** *890 Jump does not exist **big city does not exist THE FIDELITY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Apr 26, 2018 22:15
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phosdex posted:$87 for a couple hour power point presentation? Isn't that remarkably expensive in relation to real conventions? And you have to purchase food, accommodations, etc just to have the privilege to watch Chris talk at you on stage This is somehow worse than one of those get rich quick seminars, because in this situation you get absolutely nothing in return for your money
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I want to talk curtly about my character concept for the game, let me adjust my in-game Honesty lever so I role play my character to maximum fidelity.  Though you know the AI is so real you might just mistake me for one of the 9 billion AIs populating the game. But I hope you'll notice me. Honest. You can trust me. 
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Apr 26, 2018 22:23
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The Titanic posted:Here's a rare picture of a hull E being loaded by a daring citizen moments before embarking on an amazing adventure. I'm assuming said adventure is called "The Sweet Release Of Death"", right?
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Apr 26, 2018 22:23
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I like how in that drink mixing photoshop the "artist" felt the need to steal the instruction graphic from a water bottle filling station, even though it would be nonsensical in a dispenser such as this.
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Blue On Blue posted:And you have to purchase food, accommodations, etc just to have the privilege to watch Chris talk at you on stage No, you also get the warm feeling that you're not alone, and other people, just like you, thought it would be a good idea. * Single charismatic leader. * People always seeming constantly happy and enthusiastic. Especially if you discover that they have been told to act that way for the potential new recruits. * Instant friends. * If you are told who you can or cannot talk to or associate with. * They hide what they teach. * Say they are the only true group, or the best so why go anywhere else. * Hyped meetings, get you to meetings rather than share with you. * Experiential rather than logical. * Asking for money for the next level. * Saying that they have to make people pay for it because otherwise they will not appreciate it. This is of course a very silly reason, plenty of people are able to appreciate things which they did not pay for. * They do not allow their teachings or practices to be questioned. If you question, then automatically the group assumes that something is wrong with you. It can never be the case that anything is wrong with the group’s practices or teachings. Often they will try to shut you down by accusing you of having a “bad attitude”. * They will push you to obey by using guilt. They will demand complete “submission” to the group, its leaders and its teachings. They will do this by making you feel absolutely rotten about yourself. They will ridicule you and attack any weakness you might have (or invent weaknesses you might have if they can’t find any). Their goal is to break your will by causing you mental anguish. -- it's a cult. The Titanic posted:Honest. You can trust me. It's set to '1'.
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Frank_Leroux posted:I'm assuming said adventure is called "The Sweet Release Of Death"", right? I left that open to interpretation by the reader. It's an adventure.
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