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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Westworld being in China would explain all the deaths from technology gone wrong.

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mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants
They didn't terraform poo poo they just bought Australia and evicted all the foreigners lol

MetaJew
Apr 14, 2006
Gather round, one and all, and thrill to my turgid tales of underwhelming misadventure!
I'm just imagining how many rich Chinese go to park 6 or whatever to samurai up some Japanese hosts because death to Japan.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
More like hunt tigers to make host tiger penis wine, even tho theyve been told it's carcinogenic to eat host parts

BexGu
Jan 9, 2004

This fucking day....

nickmeister posted:

Naw I just follow him on Twitter.

Dudes pretty funny on twitter and the books looks really fun.

https://twitter.com/paulmidler/status/989251212221472768

BexGu fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Apr 26, 2018

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
In the States I'm the type who holds the door open for strangers and asks the cashier how his day is going.

By the end of my 2 week stay in Beijing I was remorselessly shoving grannies out of the way left and right.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

quote:

Calls for government to ban 'crass' Real Bodies exhibit

A group of lawyers and academics are calling on the federal government to shut down a Sydney exhibition featuring preserved human bodies.

Twelve human rights experts have signed an open letter to Prime Minister Malcolm Turnbull and NSW health minister Brad Hazzard expressing their concerns over how the exhibits were sourced.

The group – which includes lawyers as well as academics from the University of Sydney – claims there is evidence to suggest the exhibition is using the bodies of executed Chinese prisoners, including political prisoners.

"Allegedly the exhibits are sourced from the unclaimed corpses of people who have died in hospital," the letter reads.

"However, it is not possible the bodies were 'unclaimed', as according to [Chinese] regulations and autopsy rules ... bodies can only be declared 'unclaimed' after 30 days.

"The plastination process, which involves the use of silicon, epoxy, and other polymer mixtures to replace the fluid in the human body, must occur within 48 hours of death. Therefore, it is not possible to plastinate a corpse that is 30 days old."

However the chief executive of Imagine Exhibitions, the company behind the Real Bodies show, has rejected the allegations.

Speaking to Fairfax Media, Tom Zaller said the claims contained in the letter are "ridiculous" and have "no basis".

"I've been doing these exhibitions in one form or another since 2003," he said. "We have been down this road so many times.

"There's absolutely no truth in what's being said. The bottom line is all of the specimens used in our exhibition are legally sourced and they have all died from natural causes, which has been expressed since the beginning of these exhibitions touring – as well as forensic anthropologists."

Zaller said the exhibition is educational and there was no "foul play" whatsoever.

"Everything is done through the right processes," he said.

The chief executive said it was untrue that the plastination process needs to start 48 hours after a person has died.

"Plastination, in layman's terms, is the removal of any liquids," he said. "It doesn't matter how old it [the specimen] is; that's the process. It could be 100 years old."

The specimens for the Real Bodies exhibition were sourced from Dr Hong-Jin Sui, an anatomy expert from China's Dalian Medical University.

In 2008, the organisers of an unrelated anatomy exhibition – but one that Zaller worked on – were forced to add a disclaimer to their website saying they were unable to independently verify their exhibits were not the bodies of executed Chinese prisoners. The statement came after a US congressional inquiry, as well as an investigation by New York's then attorney-general.

The inquiries were sparked by a story on the ABC's 20/20 program. The American public broadcaster later reported that a source lied to its journalists because Dr Sui was a competitor.

France and Israel have banned similar exhibitions featuring preserved bodies. The group of concerned Australian lawyers and academics argue local lawmakers should follow suit.

"We are astonished that visas and permits for bringing this exhibition into Australia were issued by the Australian government given the lack of documentation demonstrating ethical and legal sourcing of each body," the group wrote.

"No motivation for profit or political sensitivities could ever justify such a crass and undignified violation of human rights."

Various human rights organisations have raised concerns about an alleged black market for cadavers in China over the years. Others have said that even if the specimens come from uncollected bodies, they should only be displayed if it can be absolutely verified that the person wanted their corpse donated to science.

But not everyone believes such exhibits are offensive. The Real Bodies exhibits have been inspected by the NSW health department and are suitable for people aged four years and over, according to organisers.

In a statement promoting the exhibition, Gavin Burland from the Sydney School of Veterinary Science said the show is a great educational experience.

"These plastinates provide a unique view into the human body that is normally reserved to the medical field," he said. "The public will be able to explore and interact with these displays to better understand what's inside that makes us function as people."

The Real Bodies exhibition is currently showing at Sydney's Byron Kennedy Hall from 10am to 5pm, with tickets selling from around $30.

More than 200 human specimens are on display.


http://www.canberratimes.com.au/ent...424-p4zbix.html

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Christ, if they don't harvest your organs they turn your corpse into a side show for people to gawk it.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
A dog falling from the roof of a two-storey building has struck a woman on the head, leaving her with a serious neck injury in Guangzhou City, Southern China.

Two women were walking in the city's Baiyun District earlier this month when one of them was suddenly hit by the dog.

Surveillance camera footage showed the woman slump unconscious after being hit by the animal, which witnesses said weighed at least 20 kilograms.

The accident could have been even worse — the other woman in the video is seen holding a baby.

Local witnesses described how they heard a loud sound and saw an animal falling to the ground.

"It was very loud, like a bag of cement falling down," said a local woman who witnessed the incident.

In a stroke of luck, the two women had been walking to a local clinic at the time.

A nearby doctor came to the injured woman's aid.

"I saw that her lips suddenly turned black … the doctor next door rubbed the area below her nose with some herbal oil," the witness said.

The woman took more than 12 minutes to regain consciousness.

"She had totally blacked out," said another local.
Dog flees the scene

Neighbours quickly called an ambulance and the unfortunate woman was sent to hospital, but the dog had already fled from the scene.

"The dog ran off at once. It was fine, because its fall [was] buffered by the person," said a witness.

As for the whereabouts of the canine— it has seemingly since stayed away from the scene of the crime, locals said.

"I often saw it (that dog) before, but these days, I haven't seen it any more since the accident," said the female witness.

The second floor of the building is used as a factory.

Workers said that they have never kept any dog there, and believe it may have entered the factory via another passage and jumped off the roof.

"It's such a rare thing. You've never heard of a dog jumping off a building, have you? Let alone a dog jumping off a building and hitting a person," said a worker from the factory.

The woman sustained fractures to the second, third and fourth bones of her cervical vertebrae and remains in hospital, doctors said.

Police are investigating the incident.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
"Hey, betcha ten bucks you can't hit that chick with the dog"

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel
"A nearby doctor came to the injured woman's aid.

"I saw that her lips suddenly turned black … the doctor next door rubbed the area below her nose with some herbal oil," the witness said.

The woman took more than 12 minutes to regain consciousness.

"She had totally blacked out," said another local.

Dog flees the scene

Neighbours quickly called an ambulance and the unfortunate woman was sent to hospital, but the dog had already fled from the scene."

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Dogs are the new temporary migrant workers

Darkest Auer
Dec 30, 2006

They're silly

Ramrod XTreme
Herbal oil to cure fractured neck bones

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Is this China? It looks like China.



It's probably China.

CIGNX
May 7, 2006

You can trust me
That's an S-Oil station, which is in South Korea, which has always been a part of China.

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Darkest Auer posted:

Herbal oil to cure fractured neck bones

Using smelling salts to revive someone from a state of shock is actually a pretty good idea so there’s at least a slim chance that’s what the doctor was trying to do

It’s just a...quite slim chance.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Der Shovel posted:

Is this China? It looks like China.



It's probably China.

If you look at the writing on the green building to the left just before he hits the windows, it doesn’t look like Chinese.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Coolguye posted:

Using smelling salts to revive someone from a state of shock is actually a pretty good idea so there’s at least a slim chance that’s what the doctor was trying to do

It’s just a...quite slim chance.

This is super bad as you want to immobilise someone so they don't aggravate any injuries. If you must move someone before real medical personal arrive you stabilise the neck in the position it is currently in as best you can. If he managed to wake her up it would have likely killed or paralysed her. The "Doctor" was an idiot.

Her neck was broken 3 times over and she was knocked out cold, not in shock. You can't do anything about head injuries on the street unless you're a neurosurgeon able to correctly diagnose the injury and the skill to use a power drill.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Der Shovel posted:

Is this China? It looks like China.



It's probably China.

That is Korea. Still absolutely terrible drivers, but much better than mainlanders.

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

The course corrected between those poles at speed so it’s pretty driving imo

Dravs
Mar 8, 2011

You've done well, kiddo.
All of this is pretty funny (and seems to essentially be 100% taken from China and Russia), but I thought the thread would enjoy the last clip the most.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09MK6qLPWOg&t=354s

Imperialist Dog
Oct 21, 2008

"I think you could better spend your time on finishing your editing before the deadline today."
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:backtowork:
The best is the one with the guy dives head first into the bus repeatedly in front of the cops

Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

oohhboy posted:

This is super bad as you want to immobilise someone so they don't aggravate any injuries. If you must move someone before real medical personal arrive you stabilise the neck in the position it is currently in as best you can. If he managed to wake her up it would have likely killed or paralysed her. The "Doctor" was an idiot.

Her neck was broken 3 times over and she was knocked out cold, not in shock. You can't do anything about head injuries on the street unless you're a neurosurgeon able to correctly diagnose the injury and the skill to use a power drill.

Well being KOed isn’t just being KOed, there’s reasons why you’re KOed and shock is one of them. Reviving someone and then getting them to help you splint/immobilize their own neck in these situations is frequently a thing for ems in the West since splinting that poo poo is harder than it looks. You’re completely right about all the other stuff, and by no means was I saying that this was a well handled emergency. I was just pointing out this isn’t necessarily TCM horseshit.

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Der Shovel posted:

Is this China? It looks like China.



It's probably China.

This is literally a cutscene from GTA V

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

webmeister posted:

This is literally a cutscene from GTA V

Holy poo poo the angle and everything is almost a perfect match.

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Coolguye posted:

Well being KOed isn’t just being KOed, there’s reasons why you’re KOed and shock is one of them. Reviving someone and then getting them to help you splint/immobilize their own neck in these situations is frequently a thing for ems in the West since splinting that poo poo is harder than it looks. You’re completely right about all the other stuff, and by no means was I saying that this was a well handled emergency. I was just pointing out this isn’t necessarily TCM horseshit.

An unconscious patient is a compliant one, much easier to immobilise. If you need them to help put their own neck together maybe you are in the wrong job. Concussed people will wake in their own time and treatment of their injury is what helps wake them. Being unconscious is a symptom of the injury. The fact he started to give worst aid by pulling out herbal oil is leaning TCM horseshit.

Remember this is China, when people call someone a doctor it doesn't mean the same thing in the West. It's a dice roll as to whether he was even a real doctor.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

From this month's National Geographic magazine article about bird fossils...

quote:

At the China National GeneBank in Shenzhen, scientists are using faster, more precise techniques to churn out drafts of entire genomes for all living bird species by 2020. Their work should help researchers not only understand living birds but also to match useful traits in fossil animals to those in the animals' living descendants.

I want to give the benefit of the doubt, but the 2020 makes be believe in the worst. 2020 huh? Just churning out entire genomes, faster better stronger preciser drafts of bird genomes. Ok. ok.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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value-brand cereal posted:

From this month's National Geographic magazine article about bird fossils...


I want to give the benefit of the doubt, but the 2020 makes be believe in the worst. 2020 huh? Just churning out entire genomes, faster better stronger preciser drafts of bird genomes. Ok. ok.

China really does not deserve the benefit of the doubt with regards to those sorts of bold claims at this point.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

value-brand cereal posted:

From this month's National Geographic magazine article about bird fossils...


I want to give the benefit of the doubt, but the 2020 makes be believe in the worst. 2020 huh? Just churning out entire genomes, faster better stronger preciser drafts of bird genomes. Ok. ok.

Someone will eventually run their own bird genomes and if any discrepancies happen, the sheer face loss...
What's expat money on? Rogue scientists, blaming the disputed findings finder, or "no why, not wrong" excuse?

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Outrail posted:

"Hey, betcha ten bucks you can't hit that chick with the dog"

throwing a dog out a window, lol...reminiscent of my first ever post in this thread

The Great Autismo! posted:

a guy i work with went home a few weeks ago and heard a cat in his stairwell that i guess had wandered up to his floor? or someone had left it there? i dunno, he lives on the 50th story, no idea how it got there. he loves cats, he has two, and while it was meow-ing in the hallway a guy from his floor came out, picked up the cat, and threw it out the window of their hallway.

can't imagine the cat made it after falling 50 stories, the guy was crushed at work the next day.

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

Fojar38 posted:

China really does not deserve the benefit of the doubt with regards to those sorts of bold claims at this point.

Keep in mind I transcribed that exactly. They really put down 'faster and more precise', though I'm not sure what that is compared to. Other genome drafting?

Mistle posted:

Someone will eventually run their own bird genomes and if any discrepancies happen, the sheer face loss...
What's expat money on? Rogue scientists, blaming the disputed findings finder, or "no why, not wrong" excuse?

I put money on blaming the scientists who worked on the project, promises they will be punished for misleading the world with bad data, and nothing will come of it. Assuming this even comes to light.

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
The herb oil may have just been an aromatic to wake her, like when people faint. Not really appropriate tho.

fish and chips and dip
Feb 17, 2010

Fojar38 posted:

China really does not deserve the benefit of the doubt with regards to those sorts of bold claims at this point.

This cannot be stated enough.

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
Could someone please repost the racist skit of a China/India border dispute complete with a guy wearing a fake beard and a lady saying "bool-dozers"

oohhboy
Jun 8, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

value-brand cereal posted:

Keep in mind I transcribed that exactly. They really put down 'faster and more precise', though I'm not sure what that is compared to. Other genome drafting?


I put money on blaming the scientists who worked on the project, promises they will be punished for misleading the world with bad data, and nothing will come of it. Assuming this even comes to light.

Declaring it is some sort of race against... no one tells you all you need to know why this is being done. Usable data would be a by-product. Good scientists would sequence the relevant subjects that exhibit the traits they are looking for. Genomes of random birds is well, genomes of random birds. The real science would be finding and observing the birds.

This is throwing money at a lot of machines and technicians to run it much like their super computers which don't do anything. Today it takes a day or two to sequence a human for a couple thousand dollars.

This is nowhere the lights of the Human Genome project an epic 13 year, $1Billion dollar project to develop truly new science and technologies requiring multiple fields from maths, computers, engineering, doctors of every speciality, chemists, biologists all doing something nearly completely new. This was the equivalent of the moon shot and the spin off technology since is equally remarkable.

The Great Autismo!
Mar 3, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Buschmaki posted:

Could someone please repost the racist skit of a China/India border dispute complete with a guy wearing a fake beard and a lady saying "bool-dozers"

China is not a cis white male, thus it can not be racist, please be more careful about your words in the future, thank you

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

value-brand cereal posted:

From this month's National Geographic magazine article about bird fossils...


I want to give the benefit of the doubt, but the 2020 makes be believe in the worst. 2020 huh? Just churning out entire genomes, faster better stronger preciser drafts of bird genomes. Ok. ok.

what the gently caress is chinas problem with birds? first the sparrows and now this? when will their bird lust end

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Reclaimed land in China has led to having humans having to feed migratory birds that fly in from countries like Australia. At some point someone is just going to say gently caress it and they'll go extinct

fdjkbnadjnbkjldaf
Mar 2, 2016
Man, I see from Fojar that there are people talking poo poo about China and that they are not the perfect technocratic authoritarian government. But everything I see elsewhere, especially on r/futurology, is that China is on the precipice of being the world tech leader and setting the U.S. aside. Now I know the west is on the forefront of technological innovation, hell Chinese, and Russian technocrats send their children to western universities, but it's undeniable that China has made impressive technological improvements. Considering the fact that China has literally a billion more people than the United States, shouldn't it pretty well established that China will of course be the leading economy in the entire world?

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syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

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