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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Sam HUBbard, Ohio State DE. Obviously.

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

Coldforge posted:

Sam HUBbard, Ohio State DE. Obviously.

nice work chief

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
the guy in the gently caress trump hat is gonna be welcomed with open arms in sheriff joe's territory

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
owns the bones

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress

:suicide:

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
And here we...go

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
MOTHERFUCKING gently caress

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/Cardschatter/status/989685289231659008

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Benny the Snake posted:

MOTHERFUCKING gently caress

congrats on your new player

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i feel like mike mcglinchey would have been an absolute bust with the cardinals but maybe he can be a home run with the 49ers. or not

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Coldforge posted:

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:suicide:

Mike McGlinchey isn't that bad a pick. C'mon.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Mike McGlinchey isn't that bad a pick. C'mon.

He's a mediocre, 24 year old tackle who couldn't even look great playing next to Quenton Nelson.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

Coldforge posted:

He's a mediocre, 24 year old tackle who couldn't even look great playing next to Quenton Nelson.

Plus there were a few reportedly really good prospects still on the board (Fitzpatrick, Edmunds). :/

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
I should add that at least 50% of my angst is because the loving Cardinals got the best QB in the draft.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Don't gently caress this up, Carrol :colbert:

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
lol Seahawks. Thank you for being so reliably bad in the first round.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

gj getting the sixth best rb hawks

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
:saddowns:

What the gently caress Seahawks

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
My dream of Lamar Jackson and Russell Wilson trick plays dies stillborn :(

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
Well, if you had any hope for the Hawks going into the draft, that should pretty much dash it

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Yes. Yesssssssss. Give in to despair, Seahawks fans.

algebra testes
Mar 5, 2011


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/mikejurecki/status/989693970312716289?s=19

People are upset he said this. Lmao

Edit: or they are trolling about being mad he said this. Either way this is gonna be great.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

hifi posted:

gj getting the sixth best rb hawks

Penny rules and is easily in the contention for 3rd or 4th best RB.

But yeah he probably could have been available in the second which sucks.

Still better than SF who picked a bad player sooo :shobon:

EmbryoSteve
Dec 18, 2004

Taste~The~Rainbow

My blood sugar is gon' be like

~^^^^*WHOA*^^^^~

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

Penny rules and is easily in the contention for 3rd or 4th best RB.

But yeah he probably could have been available in the second which sucks.

Still better than SF who picked a bad player sooo :shobon:

I think that the hawks definitely could not find a taker to trade back and decided that these are the picks they will lose this year, and since they dont pick til the 3rd just reached for a dude they really liked. While unexpected it is going to be fun to love or hate the guy next year. Should be fun to see what he can or cannot do.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The more I think about the McGlinchey pick the angrier I get

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Spoeank posted:

The more I think about the McGlinchey pick the angrier I get

:hfive:

The god drat Cardinals had the best pick today. That makes me even angrier.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
What’s better for the Rams? Trading for Brandin Cooks or staying put and getting Harold Landry? He’s the only player I could have seen the Rams taking at 23

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
I'm going to drink and watch his film on draft breakdown dot com but lets be clear here I'm the one that's having the draft breakdown online

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Spoeank posted:

I'm going to drink and watch his film on draft breakdown dot com but lets be clear here I'm the one that's having the draft breakdown online

I mean I have already resigned myself to whatever misfortune befalls the Hawks next season so this has kinda been a holding pattern of melancholy

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
lmao his number one downside in every evaluation is that he needs to gain strength mass oh god hes the aj jenkins of ots


Also I feel like being too weak and tiny might be a bad thing for a tackle who is already 310 lbs?!

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Spoeank posted:

lmao his number one downside in every evaluation is that he needs to gain strength mass oh god hes the aj jenkins of ots


Also I feel like being too weak and tiny might be a bad thing for a tackle who is already 310 lbs?!

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pedmeq1HuaXqpQa_M5yFMEc_Il9Sn0QGjgWqw0dpoBo/edit

He's basically bloodlines.txt

I will say he's very good at picking up what the defense is doing, and reacts quickly to it. The problem comes when he has to do something about it. The thing that would surprise me least is if he goes on IR this season, and comes back next year looking ten years younger and twenty pounds heavier because they don't test for PEDs or HGH while you're rehabbing (with seven relatives who played in the NFL, and being a Notre Dame alumnus, you know he's got the hookup).

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Apr 27, 2018

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://mobile.twitter.com/pennyhen...site=FieldGulls

https://mobile.twitter.com/pennyhen...site=FieldGulls

He was made for this team

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Seattle *is* the Carlsbad of the Pacific NW, so I suppose so.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
First the rams, then the niners, now possibly the cardinals all have promising young quarterbacks.

NFC West gonna be the most powerful division in football.

What a time to be alive.

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
There are a lot of good guards in this draft. If Seattle grabs Hernandez from UTEP or another good guard prospect, then fills out the later rounds with high-upside defensive players, I will be pretty darn happy :)

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Coldforge posted:

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Pedmeq1HuaXqpQa_M5yFMEc_Il9Sn0QGjgWqw0dpoBo/edit

He's basically bloodlines.txt

I will say he's very good at picking up what the defense is doing, and reacts quickly to it. The problem comes when he has to do something about it. The thing that would surprise me least is if he goes on IR this season, and comes back next year looking ten years younger and twenty pounds heavier because they don't test for PEDs or HGH while you're rehabbing (with seven relatives who played in the NFL, and being a Notre Dame alumnus, you know he's got the hookup).

I watched some of his tape and speed to power turned him into a goddamn whimpering infant. He's also seemingly incapable of picking someone up on the second level. He gets too far forward and ahead of himself and loses all sense of balance and control of what he is doing.

The "upgrade" from Trent Brown to this is apparently a larger gap than any of the good defenders available there.


I'm really mad right now and my group text with my father-in-law/brother-in-law/cousin-in-law just keeps going GOTTA PROTECT JIMMY GOTTA PROTECT JIMMY

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

JIZZ DENOUEMENT posted:

There are a lot of good guards in this draft. If Seattle grabs Hernandez from UTEP or another good guard prospect, then fills out the later rounds with high-upside defensive players, I will be pretty darn happy :)

I thought going for him in the first place was the smart move or trading back. I really wonder what pick Penny might have fallen to if they hadn't have taken him

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Rashaad Penny is a vintage John Schneider "gently caress it, take the guy on our board, who cares if it's 2 rounds too early" pick


If we were gonna take a 1st-round RB I would've rather had Guice but whatever

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Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

:hawksin:

Intel&Sebastian fucked around with this message at 16:38 on Apr 27, 2018

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