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Proper Kerni ng
Nov 14, 2011

F-35B lives up to the thread title by making an emergency landing Tsuiki Air Base in Fukuoka: https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20180424_27/

Cyrano4747 posted:

Yes, this is correct.

It is also correct that young, ideologically driven men will legit volunteer for some crazy dangerous stuff. Maybe they're standing next to someone who "volunteered," but its a bit much to assume that all volunteers are the unwilling dupes of their superiors.
Some guys get voluntold, some guys suck dick for bus fare and then walk home, some guys think "I can handle a little acetylcholinesterase inhibitor if it means 36 hours away from this soul-grinder".

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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Proper Kerni ng posted:

F-35B lives up to the thread title by making an emergency landing Tsuiki Air Base in Fukuoka: https://www3.nhk.or.jp/nhkworld/en/news/20180424_27/

Some guys get voluntold, some guys suck dick for bus fare and then walk home, some guys think "I can handle a little acetylcholinesterase inhibitor if it means 36 hours away from this soul-grinder".

"
The ministry says the jet may have had problems involving part of its body during flight. No injuries or damage have been reported.
"

Somebody forgot to button up an inspection panel on the topside of the jet pre-flight is my completely uneducated guess (I've seen this happen before). Having seen what happens when someone forgets to button up a panel before flight, the airframe is probably a writeoff due to forces being applied to poo poo that should not have force applied to them.

BIG HEADLINE
Jun 13, 2006

"Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"
There's a story in "Bye, Bye Baby" where a Tomcat crew got waylaid on Japan and an access panel wouldn't latch closed, so the RIO was just whaling on the thing with his boot, with all the Japanese crew chiefs staring at them slack-jawed in awe and horror, since according to the guy telling the story "their planes were so clean you could eat off of them."

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.

Cyrano4747 posted:

It is also correct that young, ideologically driven men will legit volunteer for some crazy dangerous stuff. Maybe they're standing next to someone who "volunteered," but its a bit much to assume that all volunteers are the unwilling dupes of their superiors.

The Shackleton expedition to the antarctic is legendary for its newspaper ad: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success."

Sadly it's probably a bit too legendary; Wiki says nobody's been able to find contemporary evidence of it. Regardless, thousands of comfortable civilians knew the dangers and still jumped at the chance. (The expedition did not go well and by all accounts would not have been my idea of a fun trip. But everyone did make it back home - eventually.)

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Now I am become Borb,
the Destroyer of Seeb
If your sea faring history hard-on is still flailing about, I recommend "Taboo."

You get to see the East India Company as the bad guys they basically were, it's fun.

Arglebargle III
Feb 21, 2006

There was a report just put out that correlated social instability and violent expansionism with disposable and surplus young men. Early modern Europe must have existed somewhere on that scale to find people willing to sail halfway around the world to notorious fever swamps for the chance at riches and fame.

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

Proper Kerni ng posted:

, some guys suck dick for bus fare and then walk home

:rimshot:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Captain von Trapp posted:

The Shackleton expedition to the antarctic is legendary for its newspaper ad: "Men wanted for hazardous journey. Low wages, bitter cold, long hours of complete darkness. Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success."

Sadly it's probably a bit too legendary; Wiki says nobody's been able to find contemporary evidence of it. Regardless, thousands of comfortable civilians knew the dangers and still jumped at the chance. (The expedition did not go well and by all accounts would not have been my idea of a fun trip. But everyone did make it back home - eventually.)

Well, 3 people in the Ross Sea Party (the supply/support group that was supposed to lay caches from the Ross Sea back to the South Pole and rendezvous with the Shackleton expedition there) died after the main expedition failed to land, so they didn't all make it home. The party did manage to lay all the caches even though the main expedition never made it ashore.

Really everything about how Shackleton managed to rescue the expedition is pretty on par with some of the most heroic poo poo you can read about in history. Dude climbed over South Georgia island to get to the settlement and return with a rescue ship with nothing but some screws pushed into his boots to make makeshift ice boots, 50 feet of frayed rope, and a carpenter's adze.

poo poo the guy even managed to convince most of his original crew, who had not gotten paid for the failure of the Endurance expedition, to come with him on the Shackleton-Rowett expedition. Truthfully he didn't need to do much convincing, because he was pretty much golden in the crew's eyes after salvaging the previous expedition, they figured no matter what went wrong, Shackleton would get them home again.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Apr 25, 2018

ought ten
Feb 6, 2004

orange juche posted:

Well, 3 people in the Ross Sea Party (the supply/support group that was supposed to lay caches from the Ross Sea back to the South Pole and rendezvous with the Shackleton expedition there) died after the main expedition failed to land, so they didn't all make it home. The party did manage to lay all the caches even though the main expedition never made it ashore.

Really everything about how Shackleton managed to rescue the expedition is pretty on par with some of the most heroic poo poo you can read about in history. Dude climbed over South Georgia island to get to the settlement and return with a rescue ship with nothing but some screws pushed into his boots to make makeshift ice boots, 50 feet of frayed rope, and a carpenter's adze.

poo poo the guy even managed to convince most of his original crew, who had not gotten paid for the failure of the Endurance expedition, to come with him on the Shackleton-Rowett expedition. Truthfully he didn't need to do much convincing, because he was pretty much golden in the crew's eyes after salvaging the previous expedition, they figured no matter what went wrong, Shackleton would get them home again.

If you haven’t read this New Yorker piece you should: https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2018/02/12/the-white-darkness

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013
''On 24 May 2001, a Cessna 152 violated Israeli airspace and was shot down by an Israeli AH-64 Apache. Estephan Nicolian, a Lebanese student pilot, was shot down after ignoring repeated warnings by Israeli ATC to turn back. This is the only known operational air-to-air kill using an AGM-114 Hellfire missile''

http://www.nytimes.com/2001/05/25/world/on-tense-day-israelis-down-civilian-plane-from-lebanon.html


It's old news, but still, found by googling if Hellfires can be used against aircraft. Answer is yes.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Can’t believe vaha hasn’t noticed me spamming air defense uses of hellfires in tests.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010

Vahakyla posted:

''On 24 May 2001, a Cessna 152 violated Israeli airspace and was shot down by an Israeli AH-64 Apache. Estephan Nicolian, a Lebanese student pilot, was shot down after ignoring repeated warnings by Israeli ATC to turn back. This is the only known operational air-to-air kill using an AGM-114 Hellfire missile''

http://www.nytimes.com/2001/05/25/world/on-tense-day-israelis-down-civilian-plane-from-lebanon.html


It's old news, but still, found by googling if Hellfires can be used against aircraft. Answer is yes.

At mach 1.3 and a 5 mi max range (wikipedia) they don't seem fast enough to use against anything with any speed. Even then I would think the target would have to be well within the engagement envelop.

e: the F&F seeker though should be good for pretty much any target.

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

mlmp08 posted:

Can’t believe vaha hasn’t noticed me spamming air defense uses of hellfires in tests.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Reposting just for how funny the HEAT jet is in the context of hitting these little targets is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwar09qcUAc

Vahakyla
May 3, 2013

mlmp08 posted:

Reposting just for how funny the HEAT jet is in the context of hitting these little targets is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwar09qcUAc

I don't understand why it even has to be HEAT at this point.

Pictured in both: an airplane


Vahakyla fucked around with this message at 13:05 on Apr 25, 2018

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Leaving the HEAT onboard is cheaper and easier than reworking the existing missiles to remove it. Also retains extra surface-to-surface capability.

bewbies
Sep 23, 2003

Fun Shoe
hellfire's biggest limitation is it is like the slow retard cousin of missiles. its accuracy is exceptional and it is very, very easy to integrate.

so, it is fine against low slow drones (WHICH IS USEFUL) but any modern combat jet would laugh at it.

Rotacixe
Oct 21, 2008

mlmp08 posted:

Reposting just for how funny the HEAT jet is in the context of hitting these little targets is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwar09qcUAc

The repetitive music and the drop before each shot makes me half expect to them to engage increasingly absurd targets as part of a gag. Will they shoot at this? Absolutely.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

bewbies posted:

hellfire's biggest limitation is it is like the slow retard cousin of missiles. its accuracy is exceptional and it is very, very easy to integrate.

so, it is fine against low slow drones (WHICH IS USEFUL) but any modern combat jet would laugh at it.

Oh yeah? Not if that jet is parked on the tarmac and your air defense vehicle sneaks up on it!

SimonCat
Aug 12, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
Redacted for OPSEC.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Vahakyla posted:

I don't understand why it even has to be HEAT at this point.

It's already there, why change it?

This reminded me of the LOSAT effect. No better kill than overkill.. :clint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiojguQy8pI

Dante80 fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Apr 25, 2018

Raenir Salazar
Nov 5, 2010

College Slice

SimonCat posted:

Redacted for OPSEC.

Obviously I don't want anyone getting their careers in jeopardy or anything like that but I do wanna mention that a big reason why I like this thread is the knowledge that the posters here are actually knowledgeable while also occasionally provides a chuckle when you notice whenever someone really wants to correct someone but can't. :allears:

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012


Dante80 posted:

It's already there, why change it?

This reminded me of the LOSAT effect. No better kill than overkill.. :clint:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiojguQy8pI

I can't stop giggling because that stupid missle firing sounds like something out of Looney Toons.

Neophyte
Apr 23, 2006

perennially
Taco Defender
I'm sure this has been posted before but who cares - it's 20 minutes of '63 planes shooting the poo poo out of targets with rockets, bombs, missiles, and our special sticky friend Mr. Napalm!

At around 15 minutes look for the M-M-MULTIKILL bomb run!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ig4XOziHC2Q

Hauldren Collider
Dec 31, 2012
Bipartisan bill to ban F-35 sales to Turkey was introduced in the Senate today. Long overdue IMO

http://thehill.com/policy/defense/385057-senators-look-to-block-f-35-delivery-to-turkey-over-imprisoned-american-pastor

I feel like the party that starts here can only end with Turkey leaving NATO, ultimately. A coworker of mine who worked in intel told me that when he was in the military they were instructed to avoid sharing anything with the Turks...another acquaintance of mine at the State Department says that no one at State is under any illusions about our relationship with them, though they are required by policy to refer to Turkey as "our NATO ally Turkey"

And at work, we've been told that if we find ourselves in Turkey we're not allowed to attempt to VPN into the corporate network and any such attempts will be blocked. The other countries on that block list? Russia, China, Iran, North Korea, etc...

Hauldren Collider fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Apr 27, 2018

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Doesn't Turkey have F-35 parts depots/manufacturing plants and also a poo poo ton of Cold War era NATO infrastructure including chemical, biological and nuclear material?

Captain von Trapp
Jan 23, 2006

I don't like it, and I'm sorry I ever had anything to do with it.
I don't see much motivation on their end to unilaterally withdraw. We'd probably have to kick them out, and I'm not sure I see sufficient realpolitik motivation there either.

That said, strategic location notwithstanding, I'm not at all sure they're a net positive to the alliance.

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

mlmp08 posted:

Reposting just for how funny the HEAT jet is in the context of hitting these little targets is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zwar09qcUAc

I was so disappointed the Hummer wasn't flying also

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Erdogan isn't going to make the step of leaving NATO. Just like he keeps pretending to want full membership in the EU. He wants to have the door slammed in his face so as to be able to play the victim of the West's anti-Turk racism to his domestic audience.

He's already making a lot of speeches about how "Turkey can't trust her strategic partners" but if he were the one to make the move out, he'd lose a big PR point. So he's just gonna be more and more obnoxious until he can get himself kicked out.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
If the nations of NATO aren’t willing to take a bullet for Turkey, Turkey shouldn’t be in the alliance.

Godlessdonut
Sep 13, 2005

Platystemon posted:

If the nations of NATO aren’t willing to take a bullet for Turkey, Turkey shouldn’t be in the alliance.

The problem is that for a while now Turkey hasn't been willing to do the same.

Murgos
Oct 21, 2010
Eh, Turkey’s location is pretty ideal for any thing in the region. Probably better to just wait it out.

Mortabis
Jul 8, 2010

I am stupid

Murgos posted:

Eh, Turkey’s location is pretty ideal for any thing in the region. Probably better to just wait it out.

Turkey's location is useful to them but to any honest observer it's clear it's no longer useful to us, because their interests don't align with ours anymore and they're not going to honor their obligations.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mortabis posted:

Turkey's location is useful to them but to any honest observer it's clear it's no longer useful to us, because their interests don't align with ours anymore and they're not going to honor their obligations.

NATO is its own discussion but the idea that we’ve no use for Turkish land, air, and sea access is objectively wrong.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.
http://freebeacon.com/national-security/mattis-russian-mercenaries-syria-ordered-annihilation/

quote:

Secretary of Defense James Mattis explained Thursday why he directed a strike that reportedly killed hundreds of Russian mercenaries in Syria back in February.

Mattis told the Senate Armed Services Committee that the U.S. has a deconfliction line with Russia to ensure that the two countries can communicate in order to avoid direct conflict with one another in Syria. He said that a group of "irregular forces" were in conflict with U.S. forces, and once it was ascertained that those forces were not Russian regulars, Mattis directed a counterattack.

"The Russian high command in Syria assured us it was not their people, and my direction to the chairman was for the force, then, to be annihilated," Mattis said. "And it was."

Well then.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
^Well then indeed. :stare:

mlmp08 posted:

NATO is its own discussion but the idea that we’ve no use for Turkish land, air, and sea access is objectively wrong.

It's not that so much as "we don't have the necessary access and security" in Turkey anyway.

Comrade Gorbash
Jul 12, 2011

My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.
Turkey has also gone back and forth with its leadership before, and Erdogan does have some real opposition, so I imagine a lot of NATO members would prefer to just wait it out and see if the situation resolves itself.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Turkey is sufficiently geographically valuable that short of an invasion of Europe it's hard to imagine them being kicked out of NATO rather than being awkwardly tolerated and ignored as best as possible a'la Saudi Arabia.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Weird.
V
V
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quote:

Reuben F Johnson, Berlin - IHS Jane's Defence Weekly
27 April 2018


Key Points
  • A US NOTAM has warned pilots of multiple laser attacks near the Chinese base in Djibouti
  • China is known to have produced laser dazzlers before signing the Protocol on Blinding Laser Weapons.
The US military has released a notice to airmen (NOTAM) warning aircraft about “unauthorised laser activity” in Djibouti.

“There have been multiple lazing events involving a high-power laser in the vicinity of N1135.70 E04303.14. Use extreme caution when transiting near this area,” the NOTAM said.

Those co-ordinates are for a location in the sea 750 m from China’s new military base in Djibouti.

The NOTAM was posted on the Federal Aviation Administration website on 14 April with an end date of 14 June.

Multiple intelligence sources report that China’s People’s Liberation Army Navy (PLAN) is suspected of operating a high-power lasing weapon at the base or on a ship offshore.

The use of lasers to temporarily blind pilots has been increasing over the years and dates back to the Cold War when US Navy pilots were periodically attacked by lasers emanating from Soviet naval vessels and spy trawlers.

source: http://www.janes.com/article/79630/us-warns-pilots-of-laser-attacks-in-djibouti

I had no idea the Chinese were playing with those things.

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Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye


:stare:

Also for some reason I read that URL as starting with "free bacon"

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