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Samuringa posted:https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/989974746350673920 quote:So I said, ‘You mean somebody actually called the police on the ice cream man? That’s un-American.’” Funny, someone narcing on the ice cream man is actually the most American thing I’ve heard of in a long time. 
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Samuringa posted:https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/989974746350673920 To be fair, those jingles can be annoying as gently caress.
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Cythereal posted:To be fair, those jingles can be annoying as gently caress. My dad always told me they play music to let kids know when the ice cream is sold out.
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in my country they dont have jingles, they just come by every second weekday (depending where you live) and ring their bell a couple times literally the least annoying thing
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Krankenstyle posted:in my country they dont have jingles, they just come by every second weekday (depending where you live) and ring their bell a couple times It doesn't matter. If the jingle of an ice cream truck and the happy shouts of children running up to grab a treat bothers you enough for you to call the cops, your soul has expired and it's time for you to depart your wretched flesh prison.
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that is true. calling the cops is insane under any circumstance. i was just trying to brag about the discreet scandinavian ice cream trucks
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Krankenstyle posted:that is true. calling the cops is insane under any circumstance. i was just trying to brag about the discreet scandinavian ice cream trucks The Discreet Charm of the Norse Smoothie
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Absurd Alhazred posted:The Discreet Charm of the Norse Smoothie please dont look up scandinavian ice cream names
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Cartoon Man posted:My dad always told me they play music to let kids know when the ice cream is sold out. Your dad was a wise man.
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Cartoon Man posted:My dad always told me they play music to let kids know when the ice cream is sold out. Your dad is an rear end in a top hat who didn't want to pay for ice cream. Zil posted:Your dad was a wise man. Also this.
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When I was a kid we always bought ice cream at the store. I don't remember ever buying it from a truck.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:When I was a kid we always bought ice cream at the store. I don't remember ever buying it from a truck. You missed out. The best ice cream comes from trucks, the best candy comes from vans, and the best drinks are pre-opened and given by smiling strangers. I had more wisdom to give, but I can't remember it for some reason and I have a dull ache where my kidney used to be.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:When I was a kid we always bought ice cream at the store. I don't remember ever buying it from a truck. well my mom worked in an ice cream/milkshake bar when she was a teenager & we actually got homemade icecream until i turned 9 and we got to be too many children at home
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Krankenstyle posted:well my mom worked in an ice cream/milkshake bar when she was a teenager & we actually got homemade icecream until i turned 9 and we got to be too many children at home I guess her milkshake really did bring all the boys to the yard.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I guess her milkshake really did bring all the boys to the yard.  we were three boys
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And if you took your milkshakes outside, boys would bring milkshakes to the yard, instead of the other way round.
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Krankenstyle posted:god, pay attention. terse prayer, that
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lol my religious aunt would hate that but she already hates us milkshake boys you know what stop forcing me to overshare
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Jesus, how bad does rotting durian smell?
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Jesus, how bad does rotting durian smell? You almost wonder if it would be an improvement.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:Jesus, how bad does rotting durian smell? I passed out just imaging the olfactory horror it would be.
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Krankenstyle posted:no, we didnt take them outside. mom did, obviously. we were too small to carry the big heavy glasses without spilling on the inside floors. but when outside etc, that brought us three boys to the yard. This sounds like one of those weird sentences you're supposed to solve a riddle from
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Proteus Jones posted:I passed out just imaging the olfactory horror it would be. Fermented durian on the other hand is something they put on into sauces, dips and other dishes.
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Zil posted:Durian is one of those things where it is great if you are the one eating it, but torture for everyone else around you. This sounds more like one of those things where if you really love getting punched in the balls and you're doing it in public everyone else has a right to hate you
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Aesop Poprock posted:This sounds more like one of those things where if you really love getting punched in the balls and you're doing it in public everyone else has a right to hate you I mean, kind of? Durian is delicious. But eat it with a clothespin on your nose, and for God's sake eat it in private.
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I wonder if anyone ever used the "at least it's not Surströmming" defence.
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Or on a deserted tropical beach at sunset.
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Samuringa posted:https://twitter.com/TheAVClub/status/989974746350673920 Reading the article, not surprised at all this was in Elgin. Never underestimate how pissy and petty people can be in the suburbs. I once had the cops called on me when I dressed up as Alice Cooper for Halloween and was sitting out on my front stoop handing out candy claiming I was doing some devil stuff out front. I had an idea who it was and if I wasn't in my knockoff straightjacket, I would've flipped her the Dio horns. Horrible Lurkbeast posted:I wonder if anyone ever used the "at least it's not Surströmming" defence. Though, what smells worse? Durian or Surströmming
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There are YouTube videos of people retching once the tin is opened so I'd guess Surströmming. I never smelled either though.
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I'm Swedish and yes, it is surstömming. Without a doubt.
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The OTHER result of American sex education.
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