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RIP craigslist personals so many jo bros wander the wilderness, crystals uncharged and howling mournfully for their mate. the silver light of the moon only serves to highlight the meloncholic glimmer of discarded jo crystals. instead of dew, the grass is wet with the tears of mustachioed angels. angels who have lost their wings.
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Apr 28, 2018 17:30
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He's not even wearing his crystal in his own ad. Hard pass.
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Apr 28, 2018 17:31
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He says he wants you to wear a crystal but he really wants to see you in is a pearl necklace.
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Apr 28, 2018 17:43
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:RIP craigslist personals Aslo a lot of nice young lady escorts who now can't vet clients online are being murdered in alleys right now
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Apr 28, 2018 17:47
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naem posted:Aslo a lot of nice young lady escorts who now can't vet clients online are being murdered in alleys right now I didn't want to get all serious about it, but for the record this is A Very Bad Thing, for the reasons you mentioned and also because cops/social services check backpages/craigslist for abducted kids and recover them that way sometimes.
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Apr 28, 2018 17:57
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oh dope posted:He's not even wearing his crystal in his own ad. Hard pass. he has it wrapped around his jerk off arm
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Apr 28, 2018 18:01
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Ponies Ist Krieg posted:I didn't want to get all serious about it, but for the record this is A Very Bad Thing, for the reasons you mentioned and also because cops/social services check backpages/craigslist for abducted kids and recover them that way sometimes. Trump comes from a long line of pimps. The pimps are running America right now.
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Apr 28, 2018 18:03
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Hail glorious crystal lord, may you j/o forever
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Apr 28, 2018 18:03
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Closing Craiglist ads and Backpage was a victory for social justice, freedom and liberty.
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Apr 28, 2018 18:05
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oh dope posted:He's not even wearing his crystal in his own ad. Hard pass. Who says he wears it around his neck?
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Apr 28, 2018 18:06
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big nipples big life posted:Who says he wears it around his neck? Turns out I'm utterly ignorant about jo crystals and how they're worn.
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Apr 28, 2018 18:08
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To charge a jo crystal you are supposed to wrap it around the dominant hand, you absolute buffoon. Proximity matters 
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Apr 28, 2018 18:09
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Lauroon Kyanka posted:he has it wrapped around his jerk off arm someone has never seen seminal film barb wire
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Apr 28, 2018 18:41
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*semenal
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Apr 28, 2018 18:42
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you keep track of strange things, op
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Apr 28, 2018 18:44
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Colonel Cancer posted:*semenal Don’t you pull the wings off my butterfly
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Apr 28, 2018 18:52
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The Saucer Hovers posted:Don’t you pull the wings off my butterfly This is the thread for pulling things
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Apr 28, 2018 18:54
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who else can remember exactly where they were that day? i was on the internet, i'm sure of it
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Apr 28, 2018 19:04
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it wasn't even a real post you know
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Apr 28, 2018 19:08
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a goon made it
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Apr 28, 2018 19:08
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it's on the front page. i think a guy from fyad made it.
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Apr 28, 2018 19:10
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It was real, I was there. My black onyx jo crystal gained ample energies from this fateful meeting.
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Apr 28, 2018 19:10
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The Goku of J'ing O.
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Apr 28, 2018 19:14
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Arrhythmia posted:it's on the front page. i think a guy from fyad made it. Because he's really into this stuff. It's real
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Apr 28, 2018 19:20
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where did the time go
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Apr 28, 2018 20:09
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time really flies. it feels like yesterday
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Apr 28, 2018 20:16
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With enough charge a jo crystal could turn the tides of time, mayhaps?
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Apr 28, 2018 20:17
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I have several JO crystals embedded into a gauntlet I wear. I need to JO strong men and women to charge them and achieve my full power.
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Apr 28, 2018 20:19
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Destroying half the universe? I'm just closing these incognito tabs 
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Apr 28, 2018 20:34
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so is that a weird low window or an elaborately set aquarium behind him?
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Apr 28, 2018 20:42
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craigslist cannibal never forget quote:Mr Brandes swallowed 20 sleeping tablets and half a bottle of schnapps before Meiwes cut off Brandes' penis, with his agreement, and fried it for both of them to eat.
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Apr 28, 2018 20:42
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This is a classic 'bate and switch.
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Apr 28, 2018 20:44
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curlys gold posted:craigslist cannibal never forget i get the impression that the cannibal wasn't even all that into the other dude but felt like he had to go through with it for the sake of politeness. "no, no I'm cool. you go take a bath, i've got some reading to catch up on. [internally: "will this scrub ever take the hint and gently caress off, jesus"]"
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Apr 28, 2018 20:50
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Oh cool I was wondering about jo crystals today
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Apr 28, 2018 22:38
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lol but seriously I posted:i get the impression that the cannibal wasn't even all that into the other dude but felt like he had to go through with it for the sake of politeness. "no, no I'm cool. you go take a bath, i've got some reading to catch up on. [internally: "will this scrub ever take the hint and gently caress off, jesus"]" nope the german cannibal was totally rock hard during the whole thing
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Apr 28, 2018 23:03
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I've been jerking the crystal for 10 years and, boy, are my arms tired.
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Apr 28, 2018 23:15
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Thanks to this post I have "recharged my crystal" with my bros hundreds of times, and I'm only growing more powerful. Access to this information should not be controlled. Shutting down hooker boards and CL personals is legitimately the one bad thing Trump has ever done.
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i do not remember this aspect of power rangers is this some fanfic thing?
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