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Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe



quote:

The best part isn't the decision to buy it (there's not much of a story there outside of "let's buy this inflatable hot tub," but that Rosen accidentally had the hot tub sent to his mom, who then drove it up to campus to drop off at Rosen's dorm. Rosen's mom is truly the real MVP of this story.

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

lmao im dying at the little chlorine floater. the man gets the details

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Niners gave Tartt a 2-year extension.

Good. I like him.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
Okay, my opinion of McGlinchy just went up a little; we apparently wear the same glasses. If he can fix his burger opinions and his pass blocking (in that order of importance), I may eventually not hate him for existing.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Hell yeah makes me feel better about skipping on Josh Jackson.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Coldforge posted:

Okay, my opinion of McGlinchy just went up a little; we apparently wear the same glasses. If he can fix his burger opinions and his pass blocking (in that order of importance), I may eventually not hate him for existing.

glad my shiny new first round mauler looks like a dweeb

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

hifi posted:

glad my shiny new first round mauler looks like a dweeb

I’ll have you know it’s very stylish and sensible eyewear :colbert:

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Good God the NFCW QBs are a bunch of dweebs.

And then there's Jimmy G.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

drat, how short must that guy next to Russ be?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
McGlinchy chose his new number.

I have upgraded his pick status from horrible to...nice.

Edit: rules out any possibility of trading for Gronkowski, though.

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 22:18 on Apr 27, 2018

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

hifi posted:

lmao im dying at the little chlorine floater. the man gets the details

once one girl gets pseudomonas, ain't nobody else going in.

Rosen thinks 2 steps ahead.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Coldforge posted:

McGlinchy chose his new number.

heh.. nice

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS

Whew, I was afraid the baffling decision to sign Dantae Johnson meant we wouldn't be resigning Maxwell, that's a huge relief. Mostly because I really don't want us starting Johnson.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/kentsomers/status/989974258100023296

hmm

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

So.... what exactly happened when they turned the cameras off, Josh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsjTuGH83hE

Will Hernandez seems like a real cool dude tho

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
John Lynch traded up in the second round to get a punt returner

DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


Coldforge posted:

https://twitter.com/mmcglinch68/status/956403513055047680

God loving drat it, worst first round pick since AJ Jenkins.

I know you're a Something Awful Poster but he's still probably better at being a professional giant fatass who eats constantly than you

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Spoeank posted:

John Lynch traded up in the second round to get a punt returner

They get super spooked about missing "their guys." First time GM problems.

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs
I have extremely mixed feelings about Pettis to the Niners

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Manoueverable posted:

I have extremely mixed feelings about Pettis to the Niners

God drat it, why isn't there a "world's smallest violin" smilie?

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Coldforge posted:

God drat it, why isn't there a "world's smallest violin" smilie?

It's in part that I don't think he'll do much at the pro level as a receiver and imo it's kind of a bad pick for the Niners in the second round

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Manoueverable posted:

It's in part that I don't think he'll do much at the pro level as a receiver and imo it's kind of a bad pick for the Niners in the second round

Pretty sure they're going to use him as a PR/KR specialist for the near future. Dumb to trade up for him in round 2, but this is a FO that took Solomon Thomas at 3rd overall and Mike McGlinchy at 9.

They're still figuring out this whole draft thing.

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i hate christian kirk because he looks like the joker with sam bradford eyes and went to a&m despite being from arizona but he's mine now so hopefully he's an all pro

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

those scottsdale people though, you ask them what burger and they'll say, the burger theory ultimate sriracha protein style, or something.

pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer
Josh Rosen owns

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
49ers draft has really been pretty bad so far. McGlinchy and Pettis were both pretty big reaches, and Warner is just kind of meh (I like Tarvarius Moore). I hope they have another amazing 4th and 5th rounds, like last year, or their rebuild is going to stall out.

They’ve shown a real tendency to target “their guys” in both FA and the draft, and pay a huge premium to ensure they get them. It’s worrisome, especially when those players don’t actually work out (hi, Joe Williams).

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Apr 28, 2018

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
After last year, it was abundantly clear the issue was valuation far more than evaluation, and this draft has done nothing to change my opinion

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

i posted this in the draftermath thread but i feel like the cardinals are getting good secondary guys instead of trying to replace fitz and, i guess, aq shipley right away. the draft this year wasn't really built for what they need but they could fill holes and still go bpa. i feel like they still need a cornerback and they should do something at TE, and at least corner needs to be a real home run swing pick, they've had third and fourth tier guys but nobody really there to be robin to PP since cromartie

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
Outside of the Rams I have no idea how the rest of the NFCWest teams are going to perform and it loving rules.

Anarchy ball 2018

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

if the cardinals don't sign any more free agents the training wheels are really gonna come off with some of the younger guys, that's all i can really say.

andre smith, fitz, bethea, andy lee, and phil dawson raise the average service years in the nfl of the team by .8. this team got really young really quick

Nit Wit Dog Shit
Sep 28, 2000

Toilet Rascal
I like the Rams' first pick in the draft. Taking Joe Noteboom was a smart choice.

Snead and McVay break it down.

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
Penny and Green sounds like a lawyer show or a buddy cop comedy. I'd watch both.

DaFrugalGamer
Aug 6, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
The Seahawks are looking scary right now, the NFCW easily bekongs to then

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
now it's just getting rediculous

https://twitter.com/thefootballgirl/status/990280631371251712

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

You mean awisome.

Vhak lord of hate
Jun 6, 2008

I AM DRINK THE BLOOD OF JESUS
gently caress yes
https://twitter.com/Seahawks/status/990289933624459264

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

It's a great thing. Seattle taking Griffin seemed fairly pre-ordained, heck he probably requested it to play with his brother.

Good on you, Seahawks.

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.
lmao they followed it up by hoping no one would notice the punter they just traded up for to draft in the 5th.

Coldforge fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Apr 28, 2018

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