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Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

little munchkin posted:

how do i get a cute roastie gf

i think you need to be named chuck or something

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Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

did that happen

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Kurtofan posted:

did that happen

Milo's latest sugar daddy just kicked the bucket because he filled up pez dispensers with opiates and left them all around his house

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Awful poo poo has this weird habit of stopping just as soon as a billionaire dies.

:thunk:

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

shiksa posted:

Milo's latest sugar daddy just kicked the bucket because he filled up pez dispensers with opiates and left them all around his house

has someone checked on Notch's candy tubes? :ohdear:

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Zeroisanumber posted:

I wouldn't live in Transnistria if I didn't have some major indictment waiting to send me to helljail if I set foot anyplace west of Bucharest. But maybe he just likes that easy Transnistrian livin'?

If I remember right he doesn't speak a word of the language, is miserable, and tries to get other westerner to order him food.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Zeroisanumber posted:

Awful poo poo has this weird habit of stopping just as soon as a billionaire dies.

:thunk:

Won't stop the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation from propping up charter schools and other lovely ventures. :eng101:

FCKGW
May 21, 2006

little munchkin posted:

how do i get a cute roastie gf

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

These are the guys ISIS would turn into suicide truck bombers.

Grimoire
Jul 9, 2003

little munchkin posted:

how do i get a cute roastie gf

Cruise Arby's for dates

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/classiclib3ral/status/990586051302494208?s=21

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


How much influence does Shapiro actually have?

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Casimir Radon posted:

How much influence does Shapiro actually have?

He made that canadian guy shoot up a mosque.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Neon Noodle posted:

That roastie thing was a new one on me. I cannot loving believe (j/k, I can), that these dudes have to reinvent the idea of female promiscuity “ruining” women. They want virgins, they can’t stand the idea of a sexually independent woman, and they don’t believe in God so they have to come up with some loving nonsense about how women having the same number of sexual partners as men makes them permanently damaged.
They want virgins because they're afraid that if they ever do have sex with a woman they'll be rated against all the other men she's had sex with and they'll be found wanting (and that she'll burst out laughing). It's the same reason they don't want anything to do with prostitutes, and the same reason they're pedos with an anime loli waifu fascination - they're afraid of being laughed at in a moment of vulnerability.

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008
not sure if i want to know but i keep wondering anyway if there's a convoluted and bizarre exaplanation for why a vagina is ruined by one thousand different dicks but not one dick a thousand times

i cant get over how weird the roastie thing is

Dmitri-9
Nov 30, 2004

There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

Casimir Radon posted:

How much influence does Shapiro actually have?

As much as the Wilks Brothers can buy him.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Quick reminder that you should never EVER let anything go, and you should think about it constantly.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

FMguru posted:

They want virgins because they're afraid that if they ever do have sex with a woman they'll be rated against all the other men she's had sex with and they'll be found wanting (and that she'll burst out laughing). It's the same reason they don't want anything to do with prostitutes, and the same reason they're pedos with an anime loli waifu fascination - they're afraid of being laughed at in a moment of vulnerability.

its kind of ironic cuz there is no worse sex then sex between two virgins who dont know what they're doing

but i guess you have to have had sex to realize that

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

Pornographic Memory posted:

not sure if i want to know but i keep wondering anyway if there's a convoluted and bizarre exaplanation for why a vagina is ruined by one thousand different dicks but not one dick a thousand times

i cant get over how weird the roastie thing is

yeah incels are like an alien psychology at this point

they have so many strange, specific, and superstitious beliefs about sex and how it permeates every human behavior and activity that it's almost impossible to talk to them about anything because they twist it around to be about sex and how they aren't having any

Yeowch!!! My Balls!!!
May 31, 2006

Casimir Radon posted:

How much influence does Shapiro actually have?

his only competition for the Young Conservative market uncomfortable with going full-fash is the diaperman ever since milo messily self-destructed

so he's got a fair amount of influence over that crew

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

Casimir Radon posted:

How much influence does Shapiro actually have?

I have never seen him outside this thread. He is definitely not as big as he thinks he is

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

Pornographic Memory posted:

not sure if i want to know but i keep wondering anyway if there's a convoluted and bizarre exaplanation for why a vagina is ruined by one thousand different dicks but not one dick a thousand times

i cant get over how weird the roastie thing is

the best part is how for some odd reason this doesn't apply to dudes who have sex with lots of women, that's fine. for some reason sexual liberation and freedom is only bad when ladyfolk do it, hmm :thunk:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

B-Rock452 posted:

I have never seen him outside this thread. He is definitely not as big as he thinks he is

my moron brother used to post his “Shapiro DESTROYS” garbage all the time but I blocked him a year and a half ago so idk if The Kids still think he’s brilliant. That Canadian dude who shot up that mosque definitely liked his “all Muslims are actually murderers, coming to kill us, right now” rhetoric

Zwabu
Aug 7, 2006

Shapiro actually writes lovely articles and does some media appearances.

Does Charlie Kirk actually create any content like that, or does he just take money from rich wingers and go speak on campuses and pretend to recruit students?

If I understand Kirk's bio correctly, he never actually graduated from college himself despite being the designated point man for College Republican Recruitment.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

it owns that the shooting survivor girl triggers them that much

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Zwabu posted:

If I understand Kirk's bio correctly, he never actually graduated from college himself despite being the designated point man for College Republican Recruitment.

~*a higher calling*~

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Pornographic Memory posted:

not sure if i want to know but i keep wondering anyway if there's a convoluted and bizarre exaplanation for why a vagina is ruined by one thousand different dicks but not one dick a thousand times

i cant get over how weird the roastie thing is

it boggles the mind

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

shapiro is useful because he pretends to be a conservative intellectual so he can give people on the right who care about that kind of poo poo (there are a few of them) someone to point to when they want to have an argument that sounds smart, though most of what he does is just sling insults and racism disguised as arguments

kirk takes money from wealthy donors to funnel into campus "activism" which is really just a front for recruiting new conservative operatives for potential candidacies (like local seats), to join lobbying groups, or to work with/as fundraisers for campaigns (bundlers and the like); part of his job also involves picking chapter captains who will compile blackmail material for him and his paymasters so they can better control their future tools

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Zwabu posted:

Shapiro actually writes lovely articles and does some media appearances.

Does Charlie Kirk actually create any content like that, or does he just take money from rich wingers and go speak on campuses and pretend to recruit students?

If I understand Kirk's bio correctly, he never actually graduated from college himself despite being the designated point man for College Republican Recruitment.

charlie kirk did a sit-down interview with the president of the united states, as equals

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

Ague Proof posted:

charlie kirk did a sit-down interview with the president of the united states, as equals
They are, in a lot of ways.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
it was funny because Charlie Kirk was trying to get Trump to talk about left-wing bias and anti-Trump fascism on college campuses but he was too much of a narcissist to imagine large groups of people who hate him so he said it wasn't a real thing

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:

codenameFANGIO posted:

my moron brother used to post his “Shapiro DESTROYS” garbage all the time but I blocked him a year and a half ago so idk if The Kids still think he’s brilliant. That Canadian dude who shot up that mosque definitely liked his “all Muslims are actually murderers, coming to kill us, right now” rhetoric

Reminder that his dad writes those headlines. He just seems brilliant if you already agree with what he says.

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
ben shapiro reads books

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Pornographic Memory posted:

not sure if i want to know but i keep wondering anyway if there's a convoluted and bizarre exaplanation for why a vagina is ruined by one thousand different dicks but not one dick a thousand times

i cant get over how weird the roastie thing is

The belief is that a vagina molds itself to the shape of a penis inserted into it, and with many penises it takes on a composite shape of all of them which reduces sexual stimulation for both parties.

They believe this regardless of any reason or evidence because it justifies their belief in male-dominated hetero monogamy; a woman would be absolutely sexually satisfied if she remained with the first guy she hosed, but women don't do this and thus are unreasonable and must be controlled for their own good.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Ague Proof posted:

it was funny because Charlie Kirk was trying to get Trump to talk about left-wing bias and anti-Trump fascism on college campuses but he was too much of a narcissist to imagine large groups of people who hate him so he said it wasn't a real thing

it also shows that the upper echelons of the right don't even give a poo poo about it. its just red meat to the base and invitations for angry reactionaries on campuses.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
even if that were true itd only lead to less pleasure if you have the smallest penis of her suitors

love those self-owns

gaydad
Mar 23, 2015

BrutalistMcDonalds posted:

weev has been feuding with cantwell again. cantwell released private chats talking to anglin where anglin mentioned weev's jewish background. although apparently the level of weev's affiliation with the tribe is up for debate.

anyways that's pretty boring but he has some fun posts about his exile life:





PMR = transnistria

lol at them still writing in greentext outta 4chan

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

mandatory lesbian posted:

even if that were true itd only lead to less pleasure if you have the smallest penis of her suitors

love those self-owns

The "Chads" all have giant penises of course, because incels don't imagine you can be confident without literally everything about you meeting some kind of ideal.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
By being obsessed with cucking, so does their minds become permanently cucked and enslaved to the concept of inadequacy. There's literally no hope for these dudes, you just have to identify and expose them for the safety of others.

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Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything
there is help for them but their toxic self-reinforcing communities based on hopelessness will stop them from getting it

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