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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Proteus Jones posted:

Jesus, I just had a nasty flashback. For certain people here, these 3 words will strike terror in their hearts.

C1541. HEAD. ALIGNMENT.

That used to such a problem, companies sold kits to fix it. You took the shroud off and adjusted the alignment screws while running diagnostic software. The thing was, the more you “fixed” it, the more often you had to.
I've heard about it, but I somehow never had that problem with my 1541. And I used the poo poo out of it, too.

One of my favorite tricks involving my 1541 was removing the disk halfway through booting a very good but hellishly difficult game (Asylum). The program would basically give up, dump multiple flag messages to the parser, and shove a bunch of goodies into my inventory. I'd put the disk back in and go my merry way. I guess this is the precursor to cartridge-tilting, and both of them have been rendered obsolete by digitally delivered software (and CD/DVD-ROMs--can you hotswap a CD/DVD to bug up a game in interesting ways? Not counting using them in Monster Rancher and the like).

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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Proteus Jones posted:

Jesus, I just had a nasty flashback. For certain people here, these 3 words will strike terror in their hearts.

C1541. HEAD. ALIGNMENT.

That used to such a problem, companies sold kits to fix it. You took the shroud off and adjusted the alignment screws while running diagnostic software. The thing was, the more you “fixed” it, the more often you had to.

For the unfamiliar, the 1541 had no way of knowing where the head was on an absolute basis. So whenever an event occurs which necessitates moving the head to track 0, the controller simply moves the head 40 tracks in the direction of track 0. If it's on track 40 at the time, fine, the head ends up at track 0 with no drama. If the head's at track 1, then it moves one track over to track zero and then bangs against the hard stop 39 times.

This was not good for head alignment.

Hirayuki posted:

I've heard about it, but I somehow never had that problem with my 1541. And I used the poo poo out of it, too.

Likewise. I mean mine made a hell of a lot of noise, but it never misaligned to the point that it stopped working. But then I also owned one of the infamous IBM Deathstar drives (the ones that were so bad they led indirectly to IBM's exit from the hard drive market) and it also never failed on me despite making a bunch of really interesting noises. So maybe that's my superpower.

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Those Deathstar drives were fast. The crunchy noises reminded me my operating system and games were living on the edge at all times.

I had a couple of those bad Maxtor drives in raid 0 too. YOLO, game installs.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer
If we're on the subject of old IBM's, I was running this baby for a while in the year 2000:



The sad thing was it was only 4 years old at that point and it might as well been 20. No internal CD drive and no USB and I think a 75mhz cpu. You could get Windows 95 on it, but not 98 S2. I think we managed a network install of Linux. It retailed for something like $4k, but I bought it for $180. Kids these days have no idea how fast computers went obsolete in the 80's and 90's.

But man, it was a classy af looking laptop. I put stickers all over mine because I wasn't very classy af.

EDIT: and to be sure, that's $4k in 1996 money. That's $6,300 in today's dollars. And you probably needed the docking station too so maybe $7,800 out the door. They have one in the permanent collection of the New York Museum of Modern Art.

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ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Krispy Wafer posted:

If we're on the subject of old IBM's, I was running this baby for a while in the year 2000:



The sad thing was it was only 4 years old at that point and it might as well been 20. No internal CD drive and no USB and I think a 75mhz cpu. You could get Windows 95 on it, but not 98 S2. I think we managed a network install of Linux. It retailed for something like $4k, but I bought it for $180. Kids these days have no idea how fast computers went obsolete in the 80's and 90's.

But man, it was a classy af looking laptop. I put stickers all over mine because I wasn't very classy af.

EDIT: and to be sure, that's $4k in 1996 money. That's $6,300 in today's dollars. And you probably needed the docking station too so maybe $7,800 out the door. They have one in the permanent collection of the New York Museum of Modern Art.

I never got the gimmick with ultra-thin laptops. I've got a cheap lenovo right now and it feels all



to me. It's thin and lightweight, sure, but...

Explosionface
May 30, 2011

We can dance if we want to,
we can leave Marle behind.
'Cause your fiends don't dance,
and if they don't dance,
they'll get a Robo Fist of mine.


ryonguy posted:

I never got the gimmick with ultra-thin laptops. I've got a cheap lenovo right now and it feels all



to me. It's thin and lightweight, sure, but...

LGR has a pretty good video describing what led to the butterfly keyboard, at least.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRVJCtREW38

Coffee And Pie
Nov 4, 2010

"Blah-sum"?
More like "Blawesome"
I miss the nubbin/clit mouse

Pham Nuwen
Oct 30, 2010



Coffee And Pie posted:

I miss the nubbin/clit mouse

My new X260 has it. It also has three mouse buttons still.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Hirayuki posted:

I've heard about it, but I somehow never had that problem with my 1541. And I used the poo poo out of it, too.

One of my favorite tricks involving my 1541 was removing the disk halfway through booting a very good but hellishly difficult game (Asylum). The program would basically give up, dump multiple flag messages to the parser, and shove a bunch of goodies into my inventory. I'd put the disk back in and go my merry way. I guess this is the precursor to cartridge-tilting, and both of them have been rendered obsolete by digitally delivered software (and CD/DVD-ROMs--can you hotswap a CD/DVD to bug up a game in interesting ways? Not counting using them in Monster Rancher and the like).

There was a way of swapping FF7 disc with a specific other game, and it would gently caress up the world map in a way that let you walk up to the Northern Crater and then you'd switch the disc back and finish the game.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Pham Nuwen posted:

My new X260 has it. It also has three mouse buttons still.

I picked up one of the Anniversary Editions when they were going on sale before the T480 launch, so I have the old keyboard too. Not that the new one isn't nice.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug

Coffee And Pie posted:

I miss the nubbin/clit mouse

Business laptops are still delivered with them.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Pham Nuwen posted:

My new X260 has it. It also has three mouse buttons still.

"obsolete" tech: Middle mouse button that is actually a button and not a loving scroll wheel/button combo that inevitably stops working properly because shoehorning two different mechanisms together like a one-man-band of bad design is cheaper.

I'll take a nipple mouse over a trackpad any day though since they usually put them right below the space bar in a prime location for accidental touching.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Proteus Jones posted:

Jesus, I just had a nasty flashback. For certain people here, these 3 words will strike terror in their hearts.

C1541. HEAD. ALIGNMENT.

That used to such a problem, companies sold kits to fix it. You took the shroud off and adjusted the alignment screws while running diagnostic software. The thing was, the more you “fixed” it, the more often you had to.

This is why I installed soft stops in my 1541. Along with a reset button and a drive select switch.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

ryonguy posted:

"obsolete" tech: Middle mouse button that is actually a button and not a loving scroll wheel/button combo that inevitably stops working properly because shoehorning two different mechanisms together like a one-man-band of bad design is cheaper.

Is this a common issue? I have never seen a scrollwheel/button combo fail.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Toast Museum posted:

Is this a common issue? I have never seen a scrollwheel/button combo fail.

It's pretty much the only reason I replace mice anymore. The middle-click on the scrollwheel sometimes won't register the click, or worse, it'll register as two or three clicks.

Even a heavily-used mouse will still last a few years, though.

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

I have had the same Logitech mx518 for like 15 years.

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


I had something very similar to that for like 5 years, then it broke when I spilled soup on it. Protip: don't spill soup on your mouse.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

I lose more mice from accidentally dropping them on the floor than anything else

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


My mice die about every five years, usually its right click going spotty/multi-registering clicks. One mouse in particular I blame on minecraft. But, the last time I paid for a mouse was when WoW:BC came out. Since then, every time it goes out Logitech has happily sent me a new model equivalent to my old one, no muss no fuss. Their warranty support owns bones.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
I don't know if wired mice are more rugged, but the only reason I replaced my last one which I bought around the time vanilla WoW was a thing was because someone decided lasers were bad and everything switched back to optical.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

Powered Descent posted:

It's pretty much the only reason I replace mice anymore. The middle-click on the scrollwheel sometimes won't register the click, or worse, it'll register as two or three clicks.

Even a heavily-used mouse will still last a few years, though.

Or it'll register as a scroll action. Or if you go to scroll oops you accidentally used too much pressure, here's a new tab for you to close. One I have even has left-right functionality of some sort, so I'm practically halfway to having a nubbin mouse on top of my mouse :v:. It wouldn't and shouldn't be an issue if the functions were separate mechanisms. I've literally never had any other problem with any other feature of any mouse I've ever owned, it's always the scroll wheel getting gummed up to the point of uselessness.

I just want a real middle mouse button so I don't have to worry about all that crap. And not a "Just buy the NerdGimmick BJ69SX it has remappable buttons" because every one I've ever seen still has the stupid scroll wheel button right where a useful middle button should be.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
My friend have you heard of the MX Master? That middle button normally set to be a clutch-switch for the freewheel scroll (which is amazing and you can make it automatically switch, and set the threshold for it doing so -- it's my favorite feature of any mouse ever) can be reprogrammed to be a middle button because it's not a mechanical clutch like on other Logitech mice.

This may seem insane but I use the thumbwheel for volume, the thumb button (not back/forward, the bottom thumb) for mute/unmute, and the clutch switch is the standard clutch switch. But, if the thumbwheel ever breaks, I'll use gestures for volume. The middle click underneath the MX Master's wheel, when not in freewheel mode, is very solid and I rarely ever get an accidental scroll.

I bet (no, I KNOW) that I use middle-click way more than the right mouse button. When browsing, or researching (open tab with middle click, close tab with the same), it's maybe used more than the normal left-click, too. Middle mouse buttons are serious business, and no sarcasm on that one. I never would have moved onto the MX Master if my second-favorite mouse of all time, the M705 Marathon, didn't get a funky middle-click after about two years on each one I've purchased. Yes, I can open them up and re-bend the tabs, and I have, but it only works for so long.

Put the MX Master's scroll wheel and clutch mechanism in the M705 and give it similar battery life, and I'll stock up on ten.

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

Metal Geir Skogul posted:

My friend have you heard of the MX Master?
Seconding the amazingness of this mouse. Worth every penny. Upgraded from a failing MX Revolution last year and love it.

ryonguy
Jun 27, 2013

ryonguy posted:

Just buy the NerdGimmick BJ69SX it has remappable buttons

Cool $50+ for a mouse that has something a five dollar one should have in the first place.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


ryonguy posted:

Cool $50+ for a mouse that has something a five dollar one should have in the first place.

Wow its AUD$149!

For that money I'll just find another RAT7 or RAT9 if i want wireless.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



mobby_6kl posted:



Not obsolete!

:golfclap: I only got the point of this post when I scrolled down and noticed what page we were on.
:five::five::five:

Also, the poster mentioning having to look up a certain word on the owners manual to unlock a game gave me a flashback to something I haven't thought about in years. Back in the 80s when choose your own adventure books were The Cool New Thing, I had one called Be An Interplanetary Spy (or something like that). Not only did you CYOA, but the some of the decisions you made were based on solving puzzles in the book. One involved copying the ISBN and then doing a math problem based on it, and that told you which page to turn to to avoid peril.

That was some top of the line interactive fun back in the Stone Age.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

JacquelineDempsey posted:

:golfclap: I only got the point of this post when I scrolled down and noticed what page we were on.
:five::five::five:

Also, the poster mentioning having to look up a certain word on the owners manual to unlock a game gave me a flashback to something I haven't thought about in years. Back in the 80s when choose your own adventure books were The Cool New Thing, I had one called Be An Interplanetary Spy (or something like that). Not only did you CYOA, but the some of the decisions you made were based on solving puzzles in the book. One involved copying the ISBN and then doing a math problem based on it, and that told you which page to turn to to avoid peril.

That was some top of the line interactive fun back in the Stone Age.

I used to hit the local copy shop and use the self-service machines to copy whole manuals back in the day.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!
Pillbug
Just got my hands on a Thinkpad X220, T430s and T440s from the electronics recycling. The 220 needs a new disk, the 440 has a cracked screen, and the 430 needed a good cleaning and to have its RAM reseated. I've never had the opportunity to spend much time with Thinkpads before, and the build quality on these is insane!

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

evobatman posted:

Just got my hands on a Thinkpad X220, T430s and T440s from the electronics recycling. The 220 needs a new disk, the 440 has a cracked screen, and the 430 needed a good cleaning and to have its RAM reseated. I've never had the opportunity to spend much time with Thinkpads before, and the build quality on these is insane!

My mom worked for IBM and there was a lot of despair when they exited the small computer business. With desktops it made sense because they couldn't compete with all cheap clones, but IBM should have kept their laptops. They could have followed an Apple model and kept the engineering in-house and just outsourced the production.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Krispy Wafer posted:

My mom worked for IBM and there was a lot of despair when they exited the small computer business. With desktops it made sense because they couldn't compete with all cheap clones, but IBM should have kept their laptops. They could have followed an Apple model and kept the engineering in-house and just outsourced the production.

Isn't that exactly what they did for a while? Lenovo took over the brand because they'd already been producing the laptops for years.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Computer viking posted:

Isn't that exactly what they did for a while? Lenovo took over the brand because they'd already been producing the laptops for years.

Maybe. My mom wasn't in hardware so I'm not entirely sure how they were doing it. I know they couldn't keep their margins up on desktop computers, but the significant number of Apple laptops in corporate America tells me there's still a premium market for laptops. IBM could have kept up the build quality of tank-like ThinkPads and made a profit, but I guess they wanted to get out while the brand was still worth a premium.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Computer viking posted:

Isn't that exactly what they did for a while? Lenovo took over the brand because they'd already been producing the laptops for years.

Yes, Lenovo was their manufacturer before the sale.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Lenovo Thinkpads are still about as nice a laptop as you can get, they're even finally improving their screens

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

Hirayuki posted:

I've heard about it, but I somehow never had that problem with my 1541. And I used the poo poo out of it, too.

One of my favorite tricks involving my 1541 was removing the disk halfway through booting a very good but hellishly difficult game (Asylum). The program would basically give up, dump multiple flag messages to the parser, and shove a bunch of goodies into my inventory. I'd put the disk back in and go my merry way. I guess this is the precursor to cartridge-tilting, and both of them have been rendered obsolete by digitally delivered software (and CD/DVD-ROMs--can you hotswap a CD/DVD to bug up a game in interesting ways? Not counting using them in Monster Rancher and the like).

There was a way to cheat on the C64 version of Autoduel by taping over the write notch on the second floppy. Your character started with three gibberish cargo shipments that were worth enough to get you through most of the game. I guess it needed to zero out a starting value for your character or something.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
The Lenovo laptop trackpads that are clickable are abominations. I have an office full of those things and the first thing I do when I have to work on one is plug in a mouse.

Also the Carbon X1 pre gen 5 tend to develop a lovely and incurable flex. Makes it feel like you can wring one out, like a wet towel.

From day one here I started buying Dells, just like at my last place. One day all the Lenovos will be purged.

EDIT: I loved Autoduel and probably did what you described because I was also a filthy cheater.

Dick Trauma has a new favorite as of 17:18 on May 4, 2018

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I'd rather have a worn gen1 X1 than the mediocre keyboards (and layouts) dell try to get away with, but I'll admit that that is a bit of a taste thing.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
Do not taste keyboards.

God, the keyboards I have seen. :barf:

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


Is it time to mention that keyboard goop thread yet?

Aunt Beth
Feb 24, 2006

Baby, you're ready!
Grimey Drawer

Krispy Wafer posted:

Maybe. My mom wasn't in hardware so I'm not entirely sure how they were doing it. I know they couldn't keep their margins up on desktop computers, but the significant number of Apple laptops in corporate America tells me there's still a premium market for laptops. IBM could have kept up the build quality of tank-like ThinkPads and made a profit, but I guess they wanted to get out while the brand was still worth a premium.
The sad thing is that the whole line was profitable, but IBM prefers mainframe profit margins of 50% or greater, so when PC hardware dipped to 20% or something they got rid of it to focus on their core business of layoffs and financial engineering.

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Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Dick Trauma posted:

Do not taste keyboards.

God, the keyboards I have seen. :barf:

I share a desk with another shift and keep a keyboard in my locker. I can see little bits of crumbs in between the keys of my co-worker's keyboard and the mouse is strangely slick. :shudder:

Aunt Beth posted:

The sad thing is that the whole line was profitable, but IBM prefers mainframe profit margins of 50% or greater, so when PC hardware dipped to 20% or something they got rid of it to focus on their core business of layoffs and financial engineering.

The layoffs were crazy. I've met more former IBMer's than I ever knew current ones. The late 80's were an awesome time though. They'd put on employee picnics and have a tent full of arcade games where you could play Ghosts & Ghouls over and over and over again.

Every few years we'd get a new computer and it'd come with a whole bookshelf worth of spiral bound instruction manuals and then you'd spend a hour trying to disable your mouse so you could claw back an extra 4kb of RAM to run your game.

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