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Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

The SAA (or affiliated militias) launched an attack on the SDF east of the Euphrates today, and seem to have captured some territory/done some damage this time before being pushed back or withdrawing. It'll be interesting to find out more about what happened and why, but so far it seems like the US response was pretty limited.

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Saladman
Jan 12, 2010
There's like zero chance that the Kurds will give up the oil fields there (or that the US would let that happen, for that matter) without some pretty major political settlement happening. Especially now that the Afrin campaign is over, the SDF isn't really over-extended, and I can't imagine they lost a strategically-significant amount of men or materiel there.

Or some weird sudden collapse of the Syrian Kurds, like when Barzani overstretched his hand.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

Saladman posted:

There's like zero chance that the Kurds will give up the oil fields there (or that the US would let that happen, for that matter) without some pretty major political settlement happening. Especially now that the Afrin campaign is over, the SDF isn't really over-extended, and I can't imagine they lost a strategically-significant amount of men or materiel there.

Or some weird sudden collapse of the Syrian Kurds, like when Barzani overstretched his hand.

They lost a lot of people in Afrin, it was pretty bad.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Here we go:

https://twitter.com/afp/status/990633970592305152?s=21

Radio Prune
Feb 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/QalaatAlMudiq/status/990550537534918657

https://twitter.com/QalaatAlMudiq/status/990562884555100162

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Per Barak Ravid. The quote is from a meeting MBS had with Jewish leaders in New York during his US tour.

quote:

"In the last several decades the Palestinian leadership has missed one opportunity after the other and rejected all the peace proposals it was given. It is about time the Palestinians take the proposals and agree to come to the negotiations table or shut up and stop complaining."
— MBS

https://www.axios.com/saudi-crown-p...37ddb5a553.html

Morzhovyye
Mar 2, 2013

https://twitter.com/LinaArabii/status/990364816798879744

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos

Secret police special forces

and they followed standard ROE for blue helmets.

OctaMurk
Jun 21, 2013

And what if they warned the SAA and the rebels got killed instead? It's not their job to act as the SAA's intelligence.

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
Israeli jets hitting hama pretty hard

https://twitter.com/dannymakkisyria/status/990696323899953158?s=21

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
Apperently hit a Missile factory.

the explosion was big enough to set off seismographs

https://twitter.com/myearthquakeapp/status/990691523472838657

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


OctaMurk posted:

And what if they warned the SAA and the rebels got killed instead? It's not their job to act as the SAA's intelligence.

Yeah I'm not sure what the UN guys were supposed to do differently. Joking about it on tape is pretty dumb but they're explicitly supposed to be observing the Syria/Israel border here, not taking sides in Syria's civil war.

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lina Arabii is a major regime shill account, and the video report is from god knows who. If it wasn't some bullshit taken out of context to spread misinformation, it'd be an exception to the rule.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

I mean, Rouhani's basically staked his testicles on the deal working, the Criminally Insane Wing was already trying to oust him oved pushing it through and plotting with Iran's enemies to destroy the country etc etc

I'm not sure he'd be delighted about having to get a new version through.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

guidoanselmi posted:

Also worth noting that Modi is rumored to be celibate...maybe a secret redditor on /r/incel

Ok, that last part is me starting that rumor. For a real link: https://www.pri.org/stories/2014-04-21/indians-prefer-politicians-who-refuse-have-sex-or-get-married

Modi's marriage story is pretty wacky.

CherryCola
Apr 15, 2002

'ahtaj alshifa

GreyjoyBastard posted:

Modi's marriage story is pretty wacky.

Celibacy is a huge thing in Hindu Fundamentalist circles. I dated a guy who announced to me out of the blue that he intended to be celibate after marriage. Believe that when men ejaculate they lose a bit of their life force. Women are just expected to deal with it and sacrifice.

MechanicalTomPetty
Oct 30, 2011

Runnin' down a dream
That never would come to me

CherryCola posted:

Celibacy is a huge thing in Hindu Fundamentalist circles. I dated a guy who announced to me out of the blue that he intended to be celibate after marriage. Believe that when men ejaculate they lose a bit of their life force. Women are just expected to deal with it and sacrifice.

That sounds like a great way to initiate a population crisis.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

MechanicalTomPetty posted:

That sounds like a great way to initiate a population crisis.

I think it's safe to say India isn't going to be running out of people any time soon.

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

CherryCola posted:

Celibacy is a huge thing in Hindu Fundamentalist circles. I dated a guy who announced to me out of the blue that he intended to be celibate after marriage. Believe that when men ejaculate they lose a bit of their life force. Women are just expected to deal with it and sacrifice.
So how do they intend to procreate?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

CherryCola posted:

Celibacy is a huge thing in Hindu Fundamentalist circles. I dated a guy who announced to me out of the blue that he intended to be celibate after marriage. Believe that when men ejaculate they lose a bit of their life force. Women are just expected to deal with it and sacrifice.

but why

celibate before marriage, ok I get it, but after? that's just masochism

also i feel like they'd have to jack off at some point

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006
https://youtu.be/WAz1pmPEWZY

Some kind of meme is going on

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!

Collateral Damage posted:

So how do they intend to procreate?

Catholic church preached celibacy for the whole population for a good couple hundred years, yet Europe managed to procreate. The secret is that people are hypocrits and generally like sex a lot.

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

Kurtofan posted:

that's just masochism

Oh man

An odd kind of piety: The truth about Gandhi's sex life

Dante80
Mar 23, 2015

https://twitter.com/AJENews/status/990834556734459904

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

OctaMurk posted:

They lost a lot of people in Afrin, it was pretty bad.

How many, how much of the force they sent?

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

https://twitter.com/AJENews/status/990895081698848769?s=19

Update on quoted post.

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

lollontee posted:

How many, how much of the force they sent?

Turkey says the YPG lost about 4000, the SOHR says they lost about 1500, and the SDF says they lost about 800.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

yeah they should laugh at a bunch of nazis dying who cares?

HorrificExistence
Jun 25, 2017

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/yossi_melman/status/990945288876634112

lollontee
Nov 4, 2014
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Sinteres posted:

Turkey says the YPG lost about 4000, the SOHR says they lost about 1500, and the SDF says they lost about 800.

Any idea of the size of their forces that made it out? Or more importantly, still remain in afrin countryside.

OhFunny
Jun 26, 2013

EXTREMELY PISSED AT THE DNC

https://twitter.com/BarakRavid/status/990952249953325057?s=19

Ah. So that's the play here.

Rough times ahead I fear.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
Iran would sooner kill millions more arabs before they even touch an Israeli hair. dont expect any kind of blowback for israel since iran and it's allies are a bunch of fascists who wouldnt last 12 seconds in the face of an actual military opposition..

Al-Saqr fucked around with this message at 17:35 on Apr 30, 2018

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
I saw some bullshit from Israeli officials earlier about 80k Iranian soldiers staging at some base near the Golan so don't be surprised if that claim gets thrown out.

Radio Prune
Feb 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/QalaatAlMudiq/status/990892237843296256

https://twitter.com/QalaatAlMudiq/status/990873157237182465

Miruvor
Jan 19, 2007
Pillbug
Is anyone else watching Bibi's powerpoint presentation?

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Holy poo poo, he learned nothing from his mockworthy UN presentation.

https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/991002445940654080

Honestly since the real audience is the US President, dumbing it down like this is probably a good idea though.

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

Miruvor posted:

Is anyone else watching Bibi's powerpoint presentation?

lol no he'll just say some stupid poo poo.

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

Sinteres posted:

Holy poo poo, he learned nothing from his mockworthy UN presentation.

https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/991002445940654080

Honestly since the real audience is the US President, dumbing it down like this is probably a good idea though.

Bomb chart redux :laffo:

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/991002664526852096

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ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


Sinteres posted:

Holy poo poo, he learned nothing from his mockworthy UN presentation.

https://twitter.com/jbillinson/status/991002445940654080

Honestly since the real audience is the US President, dumbing it down like this is probably a good idea though.

Two words is in the upper range of Trump's attention span, so yeah prolly. A calculated move.

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