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Mu Zeta posted:I mean she's communicating the message of the president pretty effectively IMO. She talks like a mix between a dementia-addled 1950's racist and the mom from Arrested Development, but with less direction or conviction and even more anger, if you can imagine that.
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Had Subway for dinner. Ordered a chicken bacon ranch, with lettuce and green peppers. Got home, realized they gave me mayonnaise instead of the titular ranch. It was disappointing.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 14:12 |
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I have recently moved for the sole purpose of shortening my commute to work, and now my commute is too short for me to eat breakfast during.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 14:42 |
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The Mighty Moltres posted:Had Subway for dinner. Ordered a chicken bacon ranch, with lettuce and green peppers. Got home, realized they gave me mayonnaise instead of the titular ranch. It was disappointing. One of the worst feelings is when you're expecting one flavor, and then you get something totally different. It's like your brain hits a speed bump.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 14:52 |
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I leave for another expedition tomorrow, two months off the coast of New Zealand drilling into a volcano, and mostly I'm just going to miss my fiancee Gets harder to leave every time. Also I have to pack and that's never fun.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 16:19 |
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I'm well enough to work full time again but I was really enjoying the lazy days I was having while I was sick.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 18:47 |
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ReidRansom posted:
Agreed. I work as a touring roadie and I thought I had more time off between tours, but I landed another job that starts in 4 weeks and lasts for 10 months. Having to pack for warm weather, cold weather, and everything in between sucks.
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# ? Apr 30, 2018 19:16 |
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My mom keeps asking to hang out with me because she spends so much time on the road but when we hang out she just spends all her time on her phone or complaining about her exes. She never asks me how I'm doing and if I don't want to hang out with her she literally whines at me. Like a puppy. I've tried to talk to her about it but she recently befriended a bunch of 4channer dudes so I literally cannot talk to her without a racist tirade happening. Also I'm pretty sure I bombed my English final but my grade's good enough I'm not too worried. Just annoyed I misunderstood what we were doing and didn't think to clarify.
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# ? May 1, 2018 16:51 |
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I was given coffee today but this nut flavored creamer was used and all I taste is macadamia nuts. It's overwhelming.
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# ? May 1, 2018 19:05 |
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I just went cross-eyed over reading a misuse of literally in a textbook.
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# ? May 2, 2018 02:23 |
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We moved the other day, and as a bit of a moving present / he-wanted-to-offload-it, my brother gave me a fold-out table for my computer. It replaced a computer desktop I've had for literally most of my life, from the house I grew up in, to the dorm I went to, to my former apartment. Outside of a divot in the middle since it's a fold-out, it's perfect. The keyboard is at the perfect height. I can type with ease (and a lot less typos), my posture is better because of the height I'm able to sit, etc. That's the (first world) problem: everything lovely muscle memory I've learned is out of the window. It's just weird. late edit to add something since I'm the last poster anyway: I just want to connect my Windows 7 computer to my wireless headphones. I bought an adapter, I installed the adapter, the adapter is supposedly working, my computer claims it has it noticed my headphones as a bluetooth device... but the actual connection between the two devices just isn't happening. It's the kind of technical problem where googling the problem spits back nothing but people who are having the same issue as me. MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 01:25 on May 3, 2018 |
# ? May 2, 2018 04:08 |
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I have to get a specific type of probiotic acidophilus for my pets. The only place around that sells that kind of stuff doesn't have the right kind and doesn't take special orders. Amazon has it but I'm pretty sure this stuff has to stay cold and AZ doesn't do refrigerated boxes. Buying from the vet is a 300% markup.
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# ? May 3, 2018 09:40 |
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I get to take a highly uncooperative cat to the vet this morning. I'm already covered in puppy scratches. I'm going to look like I stuck my hands in a garbage disposal.
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# ? May 3, 2018 13:28 |
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queserasera posted:I get to take a highly uncooperative cat to the vet this morning. I'm already covered in puppy scratches. I'm going to look like I stuck my hands in a garbage disposal. Welcome to my life 24/7. Sometimes I worry my coworkers don’t buy the “it was my cat that cut up my arm” explanation.
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# ? May 3, 2018 13:54 |
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Thin Privilege posted:Welcome to my life 24/7. I've had to tell mental health workers that "I have a cat, I'm not self-harming" before. It's especially awkward when they already know you're depressed.
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Bertrand Hustle posted:I've had to tell mental health workers that "I have a cat, I'm not self-harming" before. It's especially awkward when they already know you're depressed. An EMT yelled at me because I had a cat scratch on my arm and didn’t believe it to be that. Dude, you can see the dozens of old self-harm scars, how does this one tiny one that is 100% different from the rest register as self-harm? It was like 1/3” long, randomly placed on my arm, and very obviously a cat scratch. A tiny one. For not self-hurting people: imagine an EMT saying your paper cut is seen as self harm. That’s how stupid it was. Thin Privilege has a new favorite as of 16:28 on May 3, 2018 |
# ? May 3, 2018 16:26 |
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Yelling at depressed people is a good tactic
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# ? May 3, 2018 16:29 |
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Mu Zeta posted:Yelling at depressed people is a good tactic It helps a lot I know from experience
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# ? May 3, 2018 16:30 |
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Oh and I wasn’t depressed I was in the ambulance for a completely unrelated reason. A legitimate medical reason. So there was absolutely no reason for the EMT to start harassing me about “suicidality.”
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# ? May 3, 2018 16:33 |
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What kind of fukken EMT was that? If I was really convinced it was self harm, I'd just put it in the report and give that info to the nurse/doc during handoff at the hospital, probably behind the corner. And also only if it's one of the lovely hospitals that I know skims over stuff like that. And that's two big "ifs." It was pounded into my head that EMTs/Paramedics do not diagnose, and do not treat diagnosis. We are supposed to be completely objective, and treat symptoms. Don't care that someone may have terminal lung cancer, only care that right now they're not breathing. I can treat the symptom of "not breathing," can't do poo poo about the underlying cause in an ambulance. Hell, even when someone is stabbed with a tree branch or something, we only stabilize and treat possible bleeding, we don't remove the loving branch. Symptoms, not diagnosis. Queen_Combat has a new favorite as of 16:38 on May 3, 2018 |
# ? May 3, 2018 16:35 |
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They probably did put in their notes “suicidal” or similar but thank god the doctors in the ER weren’t morons and didn’t commit me cause I was in a legit medical emergency. “Hmm I see a small cut on your arm” “Yeah I used to cut myself but haven’t done it in many years” “Well this one looks fresh” (literally used the word fresh) “It’s a cat scratch I have 7 cats” * doesn’t believe me, proceeds to berate me about being depressed/suicidal
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# ? May 3, 2018 16:49 |
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Honestly I wouldn't believe anything said by someone who owns 7 cats.
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# ? May 3, 2018 16:51 |
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RCarr posted:Honestly I wouldn't believe anything said by someone who owns 7 cats. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47msKc3abqo&t=8s
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# ? May 3, 2018 16:56 |
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Would you believe they had seven cats though?
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# ? May 3, 2018 17:01 |
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Someone that says they have 7 cats probably has closer to 12
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# ? May 3, 2018 17:16 |
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Would you believe they had seven cats though?
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# ? May 3, 2018 18:03 |
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My new house location triples my travel times to most things. It's only a first world problem because my original travel times to everything was stupid short, so my travel times have gone from "insanely envious" to "completely normal and not at all anything to complain about". Like, I can't bitch that it takes me twenty minutes to get to a certain movie theater, just because it used to take five and change.
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# ? May 3, 2018 19:45 |
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BUT YOU ARE!?!?!???!
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# ? May 3, 2018 19:55 |
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I got a rumbly tummy and I dunno why.
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# ? May 3, 2018 20:13 |
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Sentient Data posted:Someone that says they have 7 cats probably has closer to 12 Nah I’m not THAT crazy. Crazy enough, but not that crazy. FWP: I wish I had a bigger apartment to hold more cats (mainly just want to foster... don’t know if I could resist keeping kittens though... )
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# ? May 4, 2018 00:35 |
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Sometimes I wish all children were kept on leashes.
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# ? May 4, 2018 00:56 |
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Picnic Princess posted:Sometimes I wish all children were kept on leashes. There are rare kids that are super well behaved. It’s like a beautiful rare pearl. But I can’t stand their voices. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclxYOXDgSM&t=85s I prefer my own interpretation, which is what I thought he said but I guess it was my imagination.” “The sound of children’s voices are like needles in my ears.”
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# ? May 4, 2018 01:10 |
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I work in very busy gift shops at one of the top family destinations in my half of the country. It's utter chaos. Herding 100 cats on catnip would be easier to deal with. I also saw a toddler get into a flamingo enclosure today as I was leaving work. The dad retrieved him but good luck not getting bird flu, kiddo.
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# ? May 4, 2018 01:18 |
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my new undies are too tight and keep grabbing at the bottom of my ball sack and pinching the skin so i'm having to stand up every 5 mins and adjust downwards and I think people are starting to notice
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# ? May 4, 2018 01:22 |
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Simply explain that your enormous penis is too big and must constantly be readjusted
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# ? May 4, 2018 05:17 |
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If you don’t have a penis, disregard the above post
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# ? May 4, 2018 05:18 |
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Maybe I'm not woke enough (also it's early in the morning) but how would you have a ballsack but no penis?
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# ? May 4, 2018 05:48 |
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Helios Grime posted:Maybe I'm not woke enough (also it's early in the morning) but how would you have a ballsack but no penis? I don't make the rules, I just print 'em
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# ? May 4, 2018 05:51 |
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oldpainless posted:If you don’t have a penis, disregard the above post More like oldpeenless
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This morning before my first day of work at the first job I have had for yonks the arm snapped off my glasses , they are only a 10 month old pair too
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