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UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


poo poo, I am a bugman.

:69snypa:

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pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

UnfortunateSexFart posted:

poo poo, I am a bugman.

:69snypa:

Bugmen aren't real, but fan ads are.

Hail the great harlequin of the cosmos 999

Inept
Jul 8, 2003

pap smear posted:

Hail the great harley quinn photoshoot by cosmo +34413

me your dad
Jul 25, 2006

Not sure if this one had been mentioned, but /r/Dopplebanger/is by far one of the creepier subreddits.

Basically it's guys posting pictures of co-workers and friends and asking for porn actresses that resemble them.

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

SpazmasterX posted:

This too. As such I would advise people to avoid the following subreddits:

r/gonewildcurvy
r/gonewildcolor
r/couplesgonewild
r/gonewildstories
r/gonewild30plus
r/asiansgonewild
r/bigboobsgw
r/altgonewild
r/workgonewild
and
r/pelfies

i could easily be wrong on this, but if you're concerned with your porn being ethical (which we honestly should be), i dont know that you can do much better than this semi-pro/self-made stuff.

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
Do I even want to know what a "pelfie" is?

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

SpazmasterX posted:


r/gonewildcurvy
r/gonewildcolor
r/couplesgonewild
r/gonewildstories
r/gonewild30plus
r/asiansgonewild
r/bigboobsgw
r/altgonewild
r/workgonewild
and
r/pelfies

/subscribe

I like all my titties ethically sourced.

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

punk rebel ecks posted:

Do I even want to know what a "pelfie" is?

Yes.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
I mean, most people dont create anything, much less of any value.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I buy a lot of fountain pens but I don't post photos on Reddit :smith:

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Heath posted:

I buy a lot of fountain pens but I don't post photos on Reddit :smith:

You sir are missing out on literally thousands of internet points and possibly reddit gold!

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

MarcusSA posted:

You sir are missing out on literally thousands of internet points and possibly reddit gold!

Edit: OMG reddit gold? I wasnt expecting this, thanks so much

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!

pap smear posted:

Bugmen aren't real, but fan ads are.

Hail the great harlequin of the cosmos 999

Standard porn model, fully nude except a red ribbon in one pigtail and a blue ribbon in the other

"Omg most accurate Harley cosplay ever"

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


I got 2,000 upvotes for saying "yes" once.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





SpazmasterX posted:

This too. As such I would advise people to avoid the following subreddits:

r/gonewildcurvy
r/gonewildcolor
r/couplesgonewild
r/gonewildstories
r/gonewild30plus
r/asiansgonewild
r/bigboobsgw
r/altgonewild
r/workgonewild
and
r/pelfies

You seems to have encyclopedic knowledge of reddit porn. Where's the best sub for me to find ASCII porn of busty ladies?

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Pawn 17 posted:

You seems to have encyclopedic knowledge of reddit porn. Where's the best sub for me to find ASCII porn of busty ladies?

r/ASCII_Archive

Capri Sun Tzu
Oct 24, 2017

by Reene
Man I cant BELIEVE those sickos over in <obscure nasty subreddit I look at all the time>

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SpazmasterX posted:

This too. As such I would advise people to avoid the following subreddits:

r/gonewildcurvy
r/gonewildcolor
r/couplesgonewild
r/gonewildstories
r/gonewild30plus
r/asiansgonewild
r/bigboobsgw
r/altgonewild
r/workgonewild
and
r/pelfies

its actually /r/gwcurvy

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
very shocked to discover that r/dangerouslycheesy doesn't exist

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Careful Drums posted:

its actually /r/gwcurvy

Not anymore it's not :ssh:

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





SpazmasterX posted:

r/ASCII_Archive

Excellent, now if you'll excuse me I have some research to do.

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
There is an actual black market for reddit accounts. The whole site is a marketing platform.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





r/unixporn is pretty nasty. It's just grognards showing their taint, and jerking it

gbs but from 2004
Oct 24, 2004

wow u rude pig

"i STarTed this TOIlEt Of A tHreaD aNd HAve sOmEHOW aVoidEd A red teXt"
Lollin at /r/simps

Vaginas that look like homer simpsons mouth. I dare you to think of a sexier comparison

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
/r/stims puts TCC to shame.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
I hate reddit!!!!

(I really do, this is not ironic)

Hollenhammer
Dec 6, 2005

pap smear posted:


What is a Reddit hobby, then? The best example is collecting mechanical keyboards. I cannot for the life of me understand these people. They literally spend thousands of dollars on keyboards. I can even understand why Black people blow $4,000 on a subwoofer for their jalopi, but why do you need to spend over $200 on a keyboard?

pap smear
Jan 21, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

Professional Mechanical Keyboard Review by Barnaby Nerdgasm

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985



I would prefer to be euthanized.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
The responses to questions like: "So, Redditors, what's really bought it home to you that you're aging?" are always pretty funny.

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
"My back always aches, my joints are shot and my giantic gut's prevented me from seeing my own penis for years now. Middle age sure does suck, eh guys?"

- some balding ball of jello in his early thirties.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sentient Data posted:

Standard porn model, fully nude except a red ribbon in one pigtail and a blue ribbon in the other

"Omg most accurate Harley cosplay ever"

the pigtail thing reminded me that they're on point with almost all porn sub sub genres.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
MRW My wife gets home late and I've been cooking

[Bruce Willis 'Welcome to the Party, Pal'] gif

+2123582342 upvotes for this lame and predictable joke

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

It's PYF with a scoring system

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Ornamental Dingbat posted:

It's PYF with a scoring system

yeah it's what SA would turn into

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
Oh poo poo. we totally forgot about /r/childfree/

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

Bonzo posted:

Oh poo poo. we totally forgot about /r/childfree/

Didn't forget, just hadn't arisen in the conversation. Lotta weird sad people in there competing to see who hates children the most.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Childfree has been around in some form or another since the early 2000s. I remember finding it on Livejournal and thinking they were all virulently lovely.

Then I found childfree_hardcore, which was for the people who thought childfree didn't hate kids and parents enough.

Edit: apparently the Livejournal community was active as recently as 2016.

Heath fucked around with this message at 17:50 on May 1, 2018

Weaponized Autism
Mar 26, 2006

All aboard the Gravy train!
Hair Elf
I think it's more parent-hate than child-hate, but from what I've read they all seem to have short tempers.

"I was in the supermarket and a child bumped into me ugh fuuuuck just ruined my day"

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learnincurve
May 15, 2014

Smoosh
It basically boils down to a support group for selfish people who dont want to openly and honestly tell their parents to stop asking about grandchildren as they dont want kids, because they know they will be cut out of their inheritances. Lot of bitterness about siblings having children because they secretly see every new baby as taking slice of their pie.

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