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Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

:smuggo:

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mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
Mars's long held commitment to the principle of self-governance, long lasting peace between our peoples etc etc

Who gets the moon?

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

mossyfisk posted:

Mars's long held commitment to the principle of self-governance, long lasting peace between our peoples etc etc

Who gets the moon?

The Moon gets the Moon.

Maximum chaos. Maximum Balkanizing.

Dr. Snark fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Apr 14, 2018

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
If any of the aliens on the moon are intelligent enough we could try and put them in charge. They've certainly been there longer.

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
So is the human UT player in control of Putina? The hardliners? The NAU? Do they all have people controlling them?

Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe

Pharnakes posted:

So is the human UT player in control of Putina? The hardliners? The NAU? Do they all have people controlling them?

The NAU is actually being run based on Trump's latest tweets. Hence the missiles.

Ceebees
Nov 2, 2011

I'm intentionally being as verbose as possible in negotiations for my own amusement.

Veloxyll posted:

Man, remember when the plan was to put all humanity under one (our) leadership?

Before the disparate eggs can be joined into a unified omelette, first their shells must be broken!

Oh wait, we're full communism mars...

And then we put ketchup on the omelette so it's red!

Crazyeyes24
Sep 14, 2014

Your good vision is your fatal weakness!
Surrender NAU!

ultrabindu
Jan 28, 2009
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPC-jCCaYSg

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Well, that video was confusing.

LLSix
Jan 20, 2010

The real power behind countless overlords


Impressive.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

I haven't listened to Disturbed in like ten years.

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!


It's almost like the entire world has gone, mad?

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!



Last time on the War of the Worlds:

Saros posted:

10 Feb, 1524hrs

After several minutes the Terran ships reach maximum shield capacity of sixty for the Battleships and thirty two for the Light Cruisers. For reference the Martian ships with the toughest shields, Pollux class Heavy Cruisers have forty-five shield strength and Azreal Destroyers have twenty.


Sebmojo is nearly in missile range...

The Pit; 10 Feb, 1525hrs

The small Kinnara class ships are falling out of sensor range while the entreaties to the Terran ships in Nova Sol and the Ranginui forces go out. All are still on direct courses for their respective gravitational survey points.

----10 Feb, 1525hrs----

General Sebmojo drummed his fingers along the side of his command pad built into the acceleration couch perched before the enormous tactical display. The single nervous tic he allowed himself before the men and women of his command eased the tension somewhat at the ranges to the hostile Terran ships whirled down second by second. Three numbers occupied his attention.

One hundred and seven million kilometers.

Ninety three million kilometers.

One hundred and twenty eight million kilometers.

The first was his fleets distance to the transports and their old model escorting ships. The second the no escape range for the transports, missiles fired within this range would reach the transports no matter the evasive route they took. The third and most worrying was the range to the massive and modern Terran force.

It's capabilities largely unknown except it had displayed a turn of speed indicative of Ion Engine technology (and where could they have gotten that he wondered) and powerful shields. A straight comparison of tonnage was extremely worrisome. His own command, the single newest and most powerful formation in the Martian fleet massed 115,000 tons of warship with another 29,000 tons of support jumpships while the Terran New ships massed about 175,000 tons of warship.

----10 Feb, 1552hrs----




RNG TR: 104m [-3]
NO ESC: 93m
RNG TF: 118m [-10]

----10 Feb, 1607hrs----

He wanted little more than to get up and pace as the minutes ticked away and the distances slowly ticked down. The Terran's must have badly underestimated the range of our missiles he told himself, otherwise surely they would have been more cautious about luring us in?

RNG TR: 100m [-4]
NO ESC: 93m
RNG TF: 112m [-6]

----10 Feb, 1612hrs----

The enemy fighter launch continues to close in, however tactical is confident the newly calibrated point defenses can handle the salvo.

----10 Feb, 1627hrs----


RNG TR: 96.5m
NO ESC: 93m
RNG TF: 105m

----10 Feb, 1647hrs----

Hardly noticed in all the tension the salvage force from the Pit finally arrives at Mars. Excited scientists swarm over the Kasag components with promises of great things to come.



Striking similarities are noticed between some designs and and those beginning to pour in from Pluto as a freshly talkative Facility unloads the vast databases of the 'Collaboration Stage 1 technological standard' to the Martian scientists at the outpost there.

----10 Feb, 1647hrs----


The atmosphere aboard the bridge of the Atrocity Exhibition tenses even further as the counter whirrs past the 93m km mark and Sebmojo holds his fire. With the main force of Terran ships now inside maximum missile range of the Martian force Sebmojo keeps his cool and steeples his fingers as the range ticks through another million kilometers.

"Fleet Tactical ready?" he calmly asks.

"Ready Sir!" comes the reply.

"Designate Transports Alpha, Beta, Charlie! One salvo from the cruisers on each."

"Fire one!"



Forty missiles roar away at the distant targets. The miniaturised launchers struggle to reload them as the crew calmly waits out the agonising eighty second delay.

"Helm bring us down to two thousand kps and maintain heading, we don't want to close with the Terran Warships or fighters just yet."

----10 Feb, 1650hrs----


A second salvo goes out.... mistakenly targeted at the same transport. A red faced tactical officer quickly explains a bug in the brand new targeting systems failed to automatically cycle the targets of the same class as set...

[This one was my fault so you get the ships back to full stores for free, an extra salvo yay!]


A third salvo follows shortly after - this time correctly targeted at the second transport.



A final salvo goes out at the third transport and Sebmojo considers his options.


The Fleet and the large fighter strike from Mars are both nearly in range (blue rings).


The exact ranges of any Terran missiles are unknown but the older ships had at least 45m km range for updated Ion missiles and the new ships are unlikely to have less than 80m km for their newest missiles. Over-engineered Martian shipkillers can reach to an astounding 100m km range but the hostile Terran fleet no doubt has significant point defenses and their shields will recharge if given time between salvos.

------------------

:siren:FLASH ALERT ::: MARS FLEETCOM:siren:



A panicked call from Terran... Civil servants? Is coming in across the 'red line' channel set up to prevent nuclear war with Mars. A small craft or projectile has been spotted approaching Terran space at extremely short range. Resolving the target is almost impossible but it must mass several hundred tons at least and it is approaching on a direct course to Luna at nearly Sixty Thousand kilometers per second. No engine signature or thermal plume is associated with the object and it's path backtracks roughly towards the outer system, maybe Pluto or the Ranginui jump point.

Saros fucked around with this message at 00:30 on May 2, 2018

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
Warcrimes :argh:

Dr. Snark
Oct 15, 2012

I'M SORRY, OK!? I admit I've made some mistakes, and Jones has clearly paid for them.
...
But ma'am! Jones' only crime was looking at the wrong files!
...
I beg of you, don't ship away Jones, he has a wife and kids!

-United Nations Intelligence Service

:stare: Someone want to ask Facility what in the living hell is happening right now!?

For reference, that...thing is going at 20% the speed of light. There's no way that could be anything but Facility or Speedy.

scavy131
Dec 21, 2017
It's coming from the direction of Pluto, so this is most likely auntie, which is good? Maybe? If it doesn't get shot down by an energy weapon it may pull those other Collab drones out of storage on Luna and go all sentient robot on the crabs. Or they may declare peace in the Sol system by force of super-arms. We'll have to see, but we may want to tell anyone on Terra who can listen to maybe not try shooting it out of the sky, or at least that it's not ours.


I really hope this missile strike works on the UT because if they can't reclaim Ceres hopefully it'll push them into some sort of settlement or attempted amnesty agreement. Heck at this point if they all decided to run off to Jupiter and have the UT-in-exile or something that'd be wonderful as this shooting needs to stop sooner than later.

Cathode Raymond
Dec 30, 2015

My antenna is telling me that you're probably wrong about this.
Soiled Meat
Facility has decided to cleanse the apostates on Earth for they have turned away from Her holy machine light.

Praise be to Facility. Amen.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its just a weather balloon.

Crazycryodude
Aug 15, 2015

Lets get our X tons of Duranium back!

....Is that still a valid thing to jingoistically blow out of proportion?


Tell them that Facility wants its drones back, assholes.

Crazyeyes24
Sep 14, 2014

Your good vision is your fatal weakness!
As Auntie's primary liaisons, Mars will happily escort the drones back home.

CoffeeQaddaffi
Mar 20, 2009

Synthbuttrange posted:

Its just a weather balloon.

You believe that hogwash? Please, this is just space swamp gas.

Dirt5o8
Nov 6, 2008

EUGENE? Where's my fuckin' money, Eugene?
Surrender to the space swamp gas balloon.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk










This is a massively pro-click, nice work.

pthighs
Jun 21, 2013

Pillbug
^^^ It is excellent, everyone should watch who has not yet.

habituallyred
Feb 6, 2015
Probably time to turn the fleet away from the enemy to make this a running engagement. Maybe one more volley if one of the transports still looks intact.

Did we ever get around to telling auntie that humans like the moon? Because this is starting to look like a strike at those drones on Luna.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









We love you Mechanical Auntie but please don't rail gun the moon

Veloxyll
May 3, 2011

Fuck you say?!

habituallyred posted:

Probably time to turn the fleet away from the enemy to make this a running engagement. Maybe one more volley if one of the transports still looks intact.

Did we ever get around to telling auntie that humans like the moon? Because this is starting to look like a strike at those drones on Luna.

Mars lost a moon, it is about time UT feel our loss.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
So, at several hundred tons and a speed of approximately 0.2c, what sort of energies are we looking at? How big of an impact are we talking about? Enough to blow a sizable hole into the moon? Is it comparable to an extenction-level event?

And another question; if it came from the outer ring, why has it been detected only now? Do speeds that are a significant fraction of the speed of light gently caress with radar detection capabilities? Or is there something else at work?

Dance Officer fucked around with this message at 10:13 on May 2, 2018

Xarn
Jun 26, 2015

Dance Officer posted:

So, at several hundred tons and a speed of approximately 0.2c, what sort of energies are we looking at? How big of an impact are we talking about? Enough to blow a sizable hole into the moon? Is it comparable to an extenction-level event?

We are looking at :rip: level events. Relativistic velocities lead to absolutely insane amounts of kinetic energy.

fake edit:
quick back of the envelope math says that at 200 tons it is equivalent to more than 100 gigatons tnt.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









So enough to shatter the moon, give or take?

E: nope, these nerds reckon 240 teratons so not even close

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 11:03 on May 2, 2018

Pharnakes
Aug 14, 2009
That's still 20,000 times more energy than the largest nuke detonated in human history, so I wouldn't care to be anywhere near that either way.

mossyfisk
Nov 8, 2010

FF0000
Might blast Earth with a shitload of radiation, too.

Hopefully it's just a flyby.

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Auntie reclaiming her drones.

scavy131
Dec 21, 2017
Everyone assumes that this object is moving using standard Newtonian physics, but if it's being propelled using TN materials then it can literally stop on a dime, this however does suggest that whatever it is happens to be using propulsion tech that is absurdly advanced compared to ours, and potentially that it may be both cloaked and baffled. If it's some sort of top-tier collaboration tech sent by Auntie to reclaim those drones, it's damned near magic as far as we're concerned.

As far as the engagement against the Transport fleets goes, at most I'd recommend sticking around to perhaps double volley each of the transports to ensure destruction and then kiting nearby until we can coordinate a simultaneous missile strike on the UT's newfleet with the incoming Mars Fighters. The goal of this engagement is to destroy the Transports and prevent the UT hardliners from being able to reclaim Ceres, let's not start wasting more assets than needed, particularly as things are starting to go haywire around Earth.

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!
There is no engine signature or thermal plume, though. So I seriously doubt there's an engine involved.

Fray
Oct 22, 2010

Dance Officer posted:

There is no engine signature or thermal plume, though. So I seriously doubt there's an engine involved.

With the kind of tech this appears to have, baffling the engines enough to hide the thermal sig is trivial.

scavy131
Dec 21, 2017

Fray posted:

With the kind of tech this appears to have, baffling the engines enough to hide the thermal sig is trivial.

Exactly, depending on how advance upper level Collaboration tech is, it's entirely possible to have 95% or greater reduction in thermal sig.

Fray
Oct 22, 2010

Also, proposal: let's reach out to the NAU about cooperation.

The hardliners/IC have a massive tonnage advantage right now, which we need to cut into as much as we can.

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Z the IVth
Jan 28, 2009

The trouble with your "expendable machines"
Fun Shoe
Consider that Auntie agreed to uplift all of humanity, this drone may just start broadcasting schematics the moment it gets into Earth orbit.

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