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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
thanos: the hands of fate

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GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

murked by dragon posted:

why was trump making angry tweets earlier?

hes extremely unhappy with himself and has been for decades and has an inferiority complex the size of the grand canyon and nobody likes him and most people mock him because he is a piece of poo poo and treats people closest to him like disposable objects.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


It's always loving projection

Upside Potential
Jun 14, 2006
If you think this guy is terrible, wait till next year.
Revengers Forever Tussle

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
@lowtac what the gently caress is this bullshit

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Lord of Pie posted:

the military is stupid as poo poo

I believe that may be a feature not a bug

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

kopasetic posted:

if trump starts bombing iran, we won't get to see him get a nobel for ending the korean war

Because he’ll get one for bombing Iran?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
still one of my favorite trump headlines

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

thanos: the hands of fate

god imagine trying to get infinity gauntlets through airport security

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/990939325436256256

quote:

In a section on whether prosecutors should pursue the most serious charges possible, language was deleted about how decisions should be based on “an individualized assessment” of cases and that charging decisions should “fairly reflect the defendant’s criminal conduct.”

That section now reads: “Once the decision to prosecute has been made, the attorney for the government should charge and pursue the most serious, readily provable offenses. By definition, the most serious offenses are those that carry the most substantial guidelines sentence, including mandatory minimum sentences.

...

Farther down, this line was removed from a subsection about when prosecutors should pursue additional charges against a defendant: “The bringing of unnecessary charges not only complicates and prolongs trials, it constitutes an excessive — and potentially unfair — exercise of prosecutorial discretion.” This language was also in a version of the 2015 manual with no post-1997 update note.

Enjoy your mandatory mandatory minimum sentence, and just for fun I'm gonna sprinkle on whatever else looks interesting to try.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
tumps

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Pooky posted:

https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/990939325436256256


Enjoy your mandatory mandatory minimum sentence, and just for fun I'm gonna sprinkle on whatever else looks interesting to try.

lol good

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

rear end cobra posted:

lmao this is the president

it looks like he's made out of clay

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Lawman 0 posted:

You have neo malthusians in this thread like all the time op.

Greets!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

mormonpartyboat posted:

god imagine trying to get infinity gauntlets through airport security

i dont kno exactly what an infinity gauntlet is but im sure getting thru with purple skin is the hard part

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

A Handed Missus posted:



window goes down
gats come out

you can't explain that

wanna see that Sopranos intro parody m8 w/ Trump driving up 2 Chappaqua

free idea

:sg:

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

euphronius posted:

the fifth season is an excellent book

double recommendations

:yeah:

finished it on the weekend and stoked to read the rest of the series

author is extremely online also

https://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/990249331386183680

galenanorth
May 19, 2016

Rocks posted:

it looks like he's made out of clay

very lifelike Secret Service decoy :tinfoil:

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

turdfuzz posting threads from the grave

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
first-world sustainability is a lie

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...
oh my god

tillerson was there so that the press will laugh and carouse with the comparatively affable pompeo as he leads us into Iraq War 3: Q? Ah, no, n! Edition

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Crusader posted:

:yeah:

finished it on the weekend and stoked to read the rest of the series

author is extremely online also

https://twitter.com/nkjemisin/status/990249331386183680

fake news women are inscrutable martian robots that have to be reprogrammed with the right sequence of code phrases to get them to dispense sex

Cithen
Mar 6, 2002


Pillbug

Rocks posted:

it looks like he's made out of clay

https://twitter.com/NatBaimel/status/741663011111215104

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Everyone should probably buy stock in private jail firms.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Al! posted:

i dont kno exactly what an infinity gauntlet is but im sure getting thru with purple skin is the hard part

idk people who are extremely trying to not sound racist always talk about being nice to purple people once they run out of human colors

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

rear end cobra posted:

Because he’ll get one for bombing Iran?

we really should do it during McCain's funeral

it's what he would have wanted

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
new trump thread, huh?

well, we'll see

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Pooky posted:

Everyone should probably buy stock in private jail firms.

You don't deserve that gang tag.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

mormonpartyboat posted:

idk people who are extremely trying to not sound racist always talk about being nice to purple people once they run out of human colors

They hate gays too.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Mayor Dave posted:

first-world sustainability is a lie

Post-scarcity is just around the corner pal!

Addamere
Jan 3, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
how is this the new thread for may when it was started in march??

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

dont be mean to me posted:

You don't deserve that gang tag.

Buying jail futures to fund ACLU donations.

The margins are tight but I think it'll work.

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Addamere posted:

how is this the new thread for may when it was started in march??

TRUMP

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

petit choux posted:

Post-scarcity is just around the corner pal!

look, i know about the law of compounding trump but this is a bridge too far

Mr. Sharps
Jul 30, 2006

The only true law is that which leads to freedom. There is no other.



Addamere posted:

how is this the new thread for may when it was started in march??

recycling is good

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Pooky posted:

Everyone should probably buy stock in private jail firms.

That literally makes you an enemy of the people.
You might as well be buying human skin lampshades

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

paranoid randroid posted:

fake news women are inscrutable martian robots that have to be reprogrammed with the right sequence of code phrases to get them to dispense sex

lol look at this virgin noob who thinks they dispense sex, they ARE SEX IDTIO

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

paranoid randroid posted:

fake news women are inscrutable martian robots that have to be reprogrammed with the right sequence of code phrases to get them to dispense sex

correct, and the master code for all women is "my name is chad"

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