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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/991116401007104007

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Duscat posted:

i'm just gonna be yelling "DEEPFAKE" every time i used to say "lol" in the pre-deepfake times so that just saying deepfake becomes as meaningless as the deepfakes themselves

DEEPFAKE

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
whats deepfake

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
what if we did nazis again but instead of having their brownshirts be extremely well-trained veterans of one of the most brutal grinding wars in human history, theyre useless NEETs that are literally incapable of talking to normal human beings due to being too online

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Pancakes posted:

Direct benefit: Companies can issue stock after an IPO. Buying stock will incrementally increase demand, meaning their per-share return on any future issuance goes up.

Indirect benefit: By increasing the demand for this specific for-profit prison you increase the likelihood of a higher IPO for another evil for-profit prison. You also either reward someone who was part of the IPO and rewarded the company or reward someone one level upstream from you, with indirect culpability all the way up to the IPO.

Ok that makes a lot of sense I forgot companies still issue stock after IPO. Thanks for the info

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
lmao they're selling Botox as a migraine treatment and re-branding electroconvulsive therapy as NeuroStar(tm)

love medical ads on TV

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Duscat posted:

i'm just gonna be yelling "DEEPFAKE" every time i used to say "lol" in the pre-deepfake times so that just saying deepfake becomes as meaningless as the deepfakes themselves

trump died on the toilet in 2014 and this has all been a deepfake

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

rear end cobra posted:

whats deepfake

About .25 ETH

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

paranoid randroid posted:

what if we did nazis again but instead of having their brownshirts be extremely well-trained veterans of one of the most brutal grinding wars in human history, theyre useless NEETs that are literally incapable of talking to normal human beings due to being too online

also, they have nukes now

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


rear end cobra posted:

whats deepfake

We found a way to use AI to make fake porn photos of literally anyone

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/nytmike/status/991116788137152512

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/nytmike/status/991116788137152512

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Lol someone paid Ronny to give them some dirt on Karen as a means to ensure they have dirt on Pence in case Trump kicks it lmao

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
woah, the prosecutor wants to ask trump what he knows about crimes? big, if true.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/upandoutcomic/status/991003001748770816

Cantorsdust
Aug 10, 2008

Infinitely many points, but zero length.

rear end cobra posted:

whats deepfake

It's a machine-learning algorithm thing that using a large number of pictures of a person, can put that person's face on a video and match the original subject's expression.

Eg you could take a lot of pictures of Pence, feed it into this thing, and then put Pence's face on the recipient of a horse love video. It's in its infancy yet, but with time it could be used to make fake video as convincing as good photoshopped pictures.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Chokes McGee posted:

we don’t tho

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Admiral Ray posted:

lol look at this virgin noob who thinks they dispense sex, they ARE SEX IDTIO

overexposure to countless hours of internet porn at a young age means the incels end up not only wanting to gently caress Stacey -- they also simultaneously want to BE Stacey. Porn doesn't necessarily rewire the brain. Hours long binges of it multiple times a week during adolescence pretty much has to, the way brains work.

it's why they not only envy Chad, they want to gently caress him. Stacey is doubly to blame, and that's why they make rape jokes, but the ones who snap usually jump straight over rape to coldblooded murder (of women, not their actual sexual competition, because they're that confused)

I'm sure r/incel and r/nofap have a huge crossover population, and mostly people who fail to actually nofap

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007


get equipped with Stupid Navy Guy

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

rear end cobra posted:

whats deepfake

sheetcake

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Epic High Five posted:

Lol someone paid Ronny to give them some dirt on Karen as a means to ensure they have dirt on him in case Trump kicks it lmao

ahahaha that's exactly what happened

"Karen Pence has a Thyroid problem. Low Energy. SAD!"

univbee
Jun 3, 2004




rear end cobra posted:

whats deepfake

if you feed enough picture and voice samples of someone to a program, you can computer-generate convincing-looking videos of the subject doing whatever you want trivially easily.

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Question 5: when am I, hero of #theresistance, going to jail?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



FizFashizzle posted:

ahahaha that's exactly what happened

"Karen Pence has a Thyroid problem. Low Energy. SAD!"

I'm thinking they were fishing or and possibly found something that would piss off the evangelicals

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
your moment of zen today is imagining Muellers expression whiles he's on the receiving end of Trump blathering word salad at him

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

Ok that makes a lot of sense I forgot companies still issue stock after IPO. Thanks for the info

I mean, there are lots of other benefits beyond that too. Companies will trade stock in buying other companies, meaning that if you drive up the value of a company's stock it makes it easier for them to acquire other companies, just to name another example. It wasn't meant to be an exhaustive list because god knows, I don't do corporate law. Still, you're welcome! :glomp:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/991114985546899456

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Shalebridge Cradle posted:

We found a way to use AI to make fake porn photos of literally anyone

i guess technically they are moving photos, yes

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


:ohdear:

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011


lmao

look I'm not saying I'm willing to sell state secrets about the health of white house officials for money, I'm just saying, "I want to know if you have a briefcase full of one hundred dollar bills"

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


DryGoods posted:

new month and we have to drag out one of turdfuzz's musty, failed threads to post in. Trump deserves better than this. shameful

no trump doesn't

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
the new age of fake talkies

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


obstruction of justice lmao the whole time

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

skaboomizzy posted:

lmao they're selling Botox as a migraine treatment and re-branding electroconvulsive therapy as NeuroStar(tm)

love medical ads on TV

Botox is actually really effective at blocking migraines because it shuts down the nerves causing it for a bit

the real issue is that it’s like a billion dollars a dose every month or so

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

oh no not packages

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Oiled and Ready posted:

overexposure to countless hours of internet porn at a young age means the incels end up not only wanting to gently caress Stacey -- they also simultaneously want to BE Stacey. Porn doesn't necessarily rewire the brain. Hours long binges of it multiple times a week during adolescence pretty much has to, the way brains work.

it's why they not only envy Chad, they want to gently caress him. Stacey is doubly to blame, and that's why they make rape jokes, but the ones who snap usually jump straight over rape to coldblooded murder (of women, not their actual sexual competition, because they're that confused)

I'm sure r/incel and r/nofap have a huge crossover population, and mostly people who fail to actually nofap

Now this is the oiled and ready I know and love

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

growing up in the 90s owned

:dealwithit:

the next time I'll be that carefree and blissfully ignorant I'll be dead~

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/pbump/status/991117976098299904

trunom[p

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Packages shipped from Ray Poore from Uhhhh, GA

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Mariana Horchata posted:

growing up in the 90s owned

:dealwithit:

https://i.imgur.com/ECgofiY.gifv

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