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deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016



Lol Trump can't obstruct justice and cause a constitutional crisis if the republicans do it for him.

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gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/991121205389340674

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Chokes McGee posted:

if he leads the interview with “is the piss tape real” I may very well die from laughter

instantly if he actually asks that verbatim

verbatim is really funny poo poo but I'm also getting a huge kick out of the continued earnest usage of the phrase 'golden shower'

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

oh ok thanks for that drastically different characterization

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Naerasa posted:

what if youre going to federal court to tell them the piss tape ISNT real???

Making a false statement to the court could be grounds for disbarment. :ohdear:

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
there is zero chance the senate will convict so humiliating trump in an international and public manner is the best counter we have

what I’m saying is, not only is the piss tape real, but it will save us all

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

somebody should impeach a glass bottle onto Devin Nunes head

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
how many lawsuits has stormy daniels filed against trump??

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Mariana Horchata posted:

how many lawsuits has stormy daniels filed against trump??

all of them

B-Rock452
Jan 6, 2005
:justflu:
It was always a horrible horrible idea to let Trump be interviewed but jesus if I was his lawyer I would handcuff him and throw him in a closet to keep him from getting anywhere near the interview

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Chokes McGee posted:

if he leads the interview with “is the piss tape real” I may very well die from laughter

instantly if he actually asks that verbatim

the taped interview starts with pleasantries and several mins of shuffled papers before mueller slowly puts on one of pancakes' Piss Tape is Real hats and starts the questions

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



teemp

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

lololol our 'billionaire' president is getting legally bled dry by a porn star

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



peemp

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Mariana Horchata posted:

how many lawsuits has stormy daniels filed against trump??

some of them? all of them?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



B-Rock452 posted:

It was always a horrible horrible idea to let Trump be interviewed but jesus if I was his lawyer I would handcuff him and throw him in a closet to keep him from getting anywhere near the interview

Mueller also likes to sit in the shadows and listen and take notes while another agent does the interviewing iirc

He'd crack Trump like a fuckin egg

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

deathbysnusnu posted:

Lol Trump can't obstruct justice and cause a constitutional crisis if the republicans do it for him.

Paul Ryan will just shrug and say he's not gonna talk about it

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


It can only be jaaaarrreddd

Probably not but I wanted to say that

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

god drat a lacrosse ball is an amazing tool for shoulder pain. hurts like gently caress just to lay on it

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

DiscountDildos posted:

It can only be jaaaarrreddd

Probably not but I wanted to say that

or Kelley

Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWEFxtbf3OI

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Mayor Dave posted:

some of the videos out there are already indiscernible from reality, in fact someone used the deepfakes algorithm on that footage of carrie fisher in rogue one and the result was even better than the video that disney paid millions for

and all it costs atm is hours of cpu cycles

wouldnt it be cool if, instead of putting all that creativity and programming skill and mental effort into making the deepfake algorithm, the guy who invented it killed himself instead?

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


Solarin posted:

lacrosse

quote:

While most of his fellow Princeton graduates were trying to figure out how to avoid the draft, Mueller was motivated to join in 1968 by the death of his friend and lacrosse teammate David Hackett, a Marine Corps first lieutenant killed by small arms fire in Vietnam.

gently caress off bobby

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Who leaked this?
Also why does the news never stop now - I'm so tired.

:matters: so if u stop watching for a few weeks u can always pick it back up, each episode is pretty self contained

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

A Handed Missus posted:

gently caress off bobby

lmao

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

DiscountDildos posted:

It can only be jaaaarrreddd

Probably not but I wanted to say that

it's some greasy crony of Rudy or the man himself

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

you may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Mariana Horchata posted:

lololol our 'billionaire' president is getting legally bled dry by a porn star

his 2020 campaign has already spent like 40 million on lawyers

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
bhabi mooler

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012



Ramrod Hotshot
May 30, 2003


lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
https://twitter.com/JTMYVA/status/991097523052871681?s=19

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


it's real and it's getting played 24/7

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Real hurthling! posted:

his 2020 campaign has already spent like 40 million on lawyers

i kno it's highlarious

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


I'm sorry, this was the best joke of the week. I don't think anything itt is gonna make me lol more than I just did.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

reading those questions has the last year flooding back all at once to me and im starting to think our president isn't working with much of a plan around this russia thing

A Handed Missus
Aug 6, 2012


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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


my favorite moment this year so far

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