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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Vato posted:

That guy who got the tattoo his dog had was pretty goofy, I think. Why wouldn't you try to find out what the tattoo meant before getting it? Like, there's the Internet. Or a vet. Or wherever he adopted the dog from...



https://gizmodo.com/man-who-got-the-same-neuter-tattoo-as-his-dog-doesnt-ca-1818739566
Mendiola plans on keeping the tattoo for the rest of his life. But he said he’s also considering covering it with a tattoo of his dog’s paw print, so the two tattoos fade together.

Dumbass Neutered Dog Tattoo Guy posted:

"I definitely did my research!"

Lol no you did not.

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terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS
https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/989706514410557440

this doesn't really belong in this thread cause it owns harder than literally anything i have ever seen but it doesn't really belong in the other thread either

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

terrified of my bathroom posted:

https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/989706514410557440

this doesn't really belong in this thread cause it owns harder than literally anything i have ever seen but it doesn't really belong in the other thread either

that tattoo loving rules

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Don’t know/care about source material but I’m going to say it belongs here.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Looks like Sean from Texas but i don’t recall him doing dogs or “I’m gay”

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS
Is that ironic or what cause it seems really bad

terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS

nerve posted:

Is that ironic or what cause it seems really bad

there is nothing in the entire world that is more serious than dogs and being gay

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
Could get in a thumb war with that big toe

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

I mean, it is pretty tasteless, but it's also loving great. Something can be tasteless and awesome at the same time, like Gwar's late, great front-thing Oderus Urungus reading Goodnight Moon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U85CXYJg2lc

Or Gwar covering "Carry On Wayward Son":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMC9Kqg_ZF0

Or anything else Gwar has done, really.

I like Gwar.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Zaphod42 posted:

Getting a tattoo to match your dog is kinda cool. Unfortunately the first thing I think is furry.

Lol I thought that was a cowskin rug.

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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terrified of my bathroom posted:

https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/989706514410557440

this doesn't really belong in this thread cause it owns harder than literally anything i have ever seen but it doesn't really belong in the other thread either

I have a feeling this is a goon who posts in GBS a lot, they love to say “im gay” a whole lot

Johnny Truant
Jul 22, 2008




https://www.instagram.com/p/BiK1ZIJjCbX/

Someone with Photoshop skills please edit the into an actual X-Files DVD cover

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




That's an amazing account.

This is unironically my favorite Freddie Mercury tattoo ever, if one can be said to have such things.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

terrified of my bathroom posted:

https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/989706514410557440

this doesn't really belong in this thread cause it owns harder than literally anything i have ever seen but it doesn't really belong in the other thread either

Distracts from the horrible looking foot.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Vato posted:

That guy who got the tattoo his dog had was pretty goofy, I think. Why wouldn't you try to find out what the tattoo meant before getting it? Like, there's the Internet. Or a vet. Or wherever he adopted the dog from...



https://gizmodo.com/man-who-got-the-same-neuter-tattoo-as-his-dog-doesnt-ca-1818739566
Mendiola plans on keeping the tattoo for the rest of his life. But he said hes also considering covering it with a tattoo of his dogs paw print, so the two tattoos fade together.

Wait what?

My dog has a tattoo to indicate she's spayed, but that's because you can't tell by just looking at her.

With neutering it's, uh, pretty obvious.

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
You can give dogs fake balls.. same with people.

Fake edit: Also, don't they no longer remove the balls, they just give the dog a vasectomy?

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

Bertrand Hustle posted:

I mean, it is pretty tasteless, but it's also loving great. Something can be tasteless and awesome at the same time, like Gwar's late, great front-thing Oderus Urungus reading Goodnight Moon:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U85CXYJg2lc

Or Gwar covering "Carry On Wayward Son":

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMC9Kqg_ZF0

Or anything else Gwar has done, really.

I like Gwar.

gwar fuckin owns and the music is good, they start out very punk and change over the years as new people take over writing songs

taiyoko
Jan 10, 2008


Knee posted:

You can give dogs fake balls.. same with people.

Fake edit: Also, don't they no longer remove the balls, they just give the dog a vasectomy?

That sounds dumb, isn't half the point of neutering a male animal to stop/reduce the behaviors caused by the testosterone, like marking (especially in cats) and things like humping and aggression?

Knee
Jul 19, 2006

I'm telling you, it's true. People grow from spores.
I can't say for sure, but I believe my cat was given a vasectomy, I think. Don't know about dogs, that's why I phrased it as a question.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Tasteless Tattoos: Not the Dog’s Bollocks

I don’t know...something better can probably be done there.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

taiyoko posted:

That sounds dumb, isn't half the point of neutering a male animal to stop/reduce the behaviors caused by the testosterone, like marking (especially in cats) and things like humping and aggression?

I agree, so i googled the last time someone said the rescue group have their pet a vasectomy and, in the US at least, this is not a thing.

It would also be far more invasive for cats. As it is, as long as the testicles are where they are supposed to be, feline castrations are very quick with very little risk of infection.

The sac is left intact* and I have seen one cat whose sac had not shrunk so it looked like he still had his balls, even though it was completely empty when the vet poked at it during its examination. Maybe that's what happened to Knee's cat.

* after kitty is anesthetised, the vet makes a little incision, pushes a testicle out of that incision, pulls it out a little further, then cuts it off of the vas deferens.

Dog neuters are more invasive.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

That's an amazing account.

This is unironically my favorite Freddie Mercury tattoo ever, if one can be said to have such things.

Godzilla-Mercury is coming! Everybody run!

bubblebee
Jan 6, 2014


whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

The quality of this piece matches the site perfectly

Vato
Jan 14, 2018


What anime is this supposed to be? I'm enjoying the diverse noses represented here. Inclusive.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

there are a variety of gackts pictured

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





I really, REALLY hope that's just horrible lighting; otherwise, this dude has a serious kidney problem on top of a lovely tattoo.

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Vato posted:

What anime is this supposed to be? I'm enjoying the diverse noses represented here. Inclusive.

Final Fantasy 7. I played the game and I only recognize like half the characters so I can only assume some are from the horrible movie

Also, avatars anyone?











Rotten Red Rod has a new favorite as of 22:30 on Apr 30, 2018

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
I call dibs on the fourth one.

Field Mousepad has a new favorite as of 23:34 on Apr 30, 2018

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Noted Final Fantasy character Gillface

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Rotten Red Rod posted:

Final Fantasy 7. I played the game and I only recognize like half the characters so I can only assume some are from the horrible movie


You left out homegirl who has a chunk of scalp styled as hair! I have never played Final Fantasy but am aware of it but was not...I feel like I could recognize these characters, but I guess I can't.

Field Mousepad posted:

I call dibs in the fourth one.

This is a good one. I Googled "Final Fantasy 7 stripes under eyes" and all I got was pictures of a guy sticking his tongue out and not looking like the tattoo. The stripes are on the side! Or is this a different guy?

Rotten Red Rod
Mar 5, 2002

Vato posted:

You left out homegirl who has a chunk of scalp styled as hair! I have never played Final Fantasy but am aware of it but was not...I feel like I could recognize these characters, but I guess I can't.
I was going to respond that she wasn't that bad, but I totally missed the skin horn. It's probably because the others were so horrifying my eyes just glazed over that.



quote:

This is a good one. I Googled "Final Fantasy 7 stripes under eyes" and all I got was pictures of a guy sticking his tongue out and not looking like the tattoo. The stripes are on the side! Or is this a different guy?
Yeah, you found the right one. That'd be Reno, AKA Sporty Red Gackt



He is A Bad Boy and Crude in strict accordance with the tenants of the anime character trope that define his character traits

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense




Looks like Tintin wearing a brown wig

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
What the hell is a ”gackt”?

beep-beep car is go
Apr 11, 2005

I can just eyeball this, right?



Scratch Monkey posted:

What the hell is a ”gackt”?

It’s that toy slime that was Nickelodeon branded in the 90s.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Scratch Monkey posted:

What the hell is a ”gackt”?

An androgynous Japanese pop star that is seen by some as starting the particular style that many final fantasy characters embody/rip off.

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Vato posted:

That guy who got the tattoo his dog had was pretty goofy, I think. Why wouldn't you try to find out what the tattoo meant before getting it? Like, there's the Internet. Or a vet. Or wherever he adopted the dog from...



https://gizmodo.com/man-who-got-the-same-neuter-tattoo-as-his-dog-doesnt-ca-1818739566
Mendiola plans on keeping the tattoo for the rest of his life. But he said he’s also considering covering it with a tattoo of his dog’s paw print, so the two tattoos fade together.

to be fair if i ever can get my tubes tied or any kind of permanent birth control i would love to get the 'female' symbol equivalent :hmmyes:

Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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Scratch Monkey posted:

What the hell is a ”gackt”?










Blue Footed Booby posted:

An androgynous Japanese pop star that is seen by some as starting the particular style that many final fantasy characters embody/rip off.

Whether this is true or not I don’t know but the skinny anime face is all makeup, his face IRL is very square.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Scratch Monkey posted:

What the hell is a ”gackt”?

Asian David Bowie

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Thin Privilege
Jul 8, 2009
IM A STUPID MORON WITH AN UGLY FACE AND A BIG BUTT AND MY BUTT SMELLS AND I LIKE TO KISS MY OWN BUTT
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Zaphod42 posted:

Asian David Bowie

David Bowie made good music. Gackt, on the other hand...

look up the lyrics if you want, they’re astoundingly terrible, but all you really need to know is what’s already captioned in English in the video. MORALIST TERRORIST SPECIALIST!!! —This is from the year 2000.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yb83fmI47KQ


E: I actually, having not seen this in 10+ years, now think that they just used the 3D animations for FF games based on this guy’s movements in the video. It’s very easy to do, really. Just put a little dot, then a few more; then, you have a little Gackt.

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