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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/CNN/status/991198425759789056?s=20

trump!

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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Shear Modulus posted:

dondld trnma has piss on the brain

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

cargo cult posted:

it would be totally lit to join the special forces and get tier 1 shooter skills but then go rogue and join the YPG to blast the enemies of the revolution :jihad:

uhhhh they were already doing this until Turkey came in the picture and their militias became semi competent through process of elimination

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




(its real)

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Can you imagine me with hookers? Prez asked

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



lol imagine if bill clinton or W had paid hush money payments to multiple porn stars

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

yes mr president I can imagine you with hookers

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Solarin posted:

yes mr president I can imagine you with hookers

ur welcome :smugdon:

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Solarin posted:

yes mr president I can imagine you with hookers

the harder challenge is imagining that donald trump has never had sex with a hooker

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Mayor Dave posted:

the harder challenge is imagining that donald trump has never had sex with a hooker

i think any red blooded man will agree that getting spanked with a rolled up copy of forbes is way better than sex

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/991058387701059584?s=20

Facebook will be reddit now

ur welcome

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
It's cute that Trump is envious of all the attention the DMZ meeting between Kim and Moon got and wants to recreate it for himself

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

fits my needs posted:

uhhhh they were already doing this until Turkey came in the picture and their militias became semi competent through process of elimination

i meant like permanently become a communist guerilla but yea ypg are imperialist running dogs and stooges

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

loss tape is real

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

fits my needs posted:

where does Eric garland get his meth seems to be on point

https://twitter.com/skaboomizzy/status/983809818786959362

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



cool, that's the old Pittsburgh Pirates logo.

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.
I think Eric Garland is past the point where it's politically correct to make fun of him

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

This is a good allegory because Trump is such a compelling character in spite of his evil, and also because he defeats all of them totally and effortlessly

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Jeb! Repetition posted:

I think Eric Garland is past the point where it's politically correct to make fun of him

sorry, if you have ever used


in your twitter profile you can be mocked forever

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
the last 20 minutes of that movie felt like an infinity war

JosefStalinator
Oct 9, 2007

Come Tbilisi if you want to live.




Grimey Drawer

Charles 2 of Spain
Nov 7, 2017

https://twitter.com/LouiseMensch/status/991039253856563202?s=20

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

galaxy brain

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

get help Louise

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde
hey trum,[p check this:








ur bad


:owned:

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
I remember on Sunday someone being worried this week would be boring lmao

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

a helpful bear posted:

hey trum,[p check this:








ur bad


:owned:

wow

wheres a mod when you need 1 :colbert:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
jupier meets mercury



god drat trump is mercury and hes trumpin up OP

mercuery's shoes are called tweets

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


a helpful bear posted:

hey trum,[p check this:








ur bad


:owned:

yo this guy's pretty rude i don't think he's the right direction for our coutntyr right now god bless

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao


counterpoint: deep_state_nine.jpg

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
trump



this is me

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG



same

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
mensch/garland 2020

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Solarin posted:

practice gratitude (for piss tape)

eat noodles

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lmao

mensch convincing herself that netanyahu is in league with putin and becoming anti-israel would be pretty hilarious

if only because that would actually make the nyt apologize for giving her a column

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
Like Hermes, he was also a god of messages, eloquence and of trade, particularly of the grain trade. Mercury was also considered a god of abundance and commercial success, particularly in Gaul, where he was said to have been particularly revered.

trump

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Nichael posted:

yo this guy's pretty rude i don't think he's the right direction for our coutntyr right now god bless

thank you for restoring sanity to our discourse also Hillary Clinton eats aborted black babies to mentally enslave the coloreds. peace be with you

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jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.
"I love battles. I fear nothing. The way I look at it, as long as you make it out of a battle alive, you're one step closer to fulfilling your dream."

-Eric Garland

"Swarming like lokusts akross generations. You disgust me. The world was on the brink of that ever-elusive 'time kompression'. Insolent fools! Your vain krusade ends here. The price for your meddling is death beyond death. I shall send you to a dimension beyond your imagining. There, I will reign, and you will be my slaves for eternity. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Whom shall I exterminate first!?"

-Louise Mensch

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