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Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:
Hooray hooray the first of May.

Outdoor TRUMPing starts today

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Epic High Five posted:

ur gonna feel really embarassed when you're set upon by demonic figures you've foolishly ignored your dog's warning about

if my dog is scaring away demons i'm gonna be even more pissed

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



cargo cult posted:

i dont normally lust for death but seeing a may day protest crowd tear a bunch of militiamen limb from limb like they were blackwater psychos circa 2004 would feel rather empowering

they'll just get screamed at right back and then open fire on the crowd of people walking toward them to scream at them, because they're convinced that leftists are liberals and thus knuckle under in their desperate attempt to give Nazis a platform

rudatron
May 31, 2011

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



bors knows the score


https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/991186339683971072

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/guardian/status/991217698729353217?s=20

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Guy Goodbody posted:

if my dog is scaring away demons i'm gonna be even more pissed

dog loyalty day 2018

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

Guy Goodbody posted:

if my dog is scaring away demons i'm gonna be even more pissed

Your dog is scaring away the lovely demons and waiting for one of the strong dog demons

jigokuman
Aug 28, 2002


Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

i want a belt made of giant incisors

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Epic High Five posted:

Exact same here lol

They're less rigid than a lot of places because a degree was technically required for my job, but I had a boatload of experience and interviewed well so my department HR person twisted some arms and got me through

you can have my AA degree that I somehow earned by accident while going for my bachelors

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



the only surprising part is that they were even forced to accept this level of consequences

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I've never even seen Donald Trump. I can't say if he's real.

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene
the ninth gate is really good

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Nichael posted:

I've never even seen Donald Trump. I can't say if he's real.

he's real alright... real dumb!

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008


Nichael posted:

I've never even seen Donald Trump. I can't say if he's real.

If Trump did not exist, we would have to invent him

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Michael Bayleaf posted:

he's real alright... real dumb!

Woah, I don't think these kind of insults are ever appropriate.

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

cargo cult posted:

the ninth gate is really good
That scene where the duchess lady is dead is a hell of a thing.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



this was apparently the one and only wrestling appearance of this wrestling magician character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwmxqEJnzHE

he uses his magic to pull out the referee's underpants! ! !

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
so like, what do we even talk about if we're up while our president is asleep?

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Samurai Sanders posted:

That scene where the duchess lady is dead is a hell of a thing.
yeah, its about to be on :twisted:

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

tacodaemon posted:

this was apparently the one and only wrestling appearance of this wrestling magician character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwmxqEJnzHE

he uses his magic to pull out the referee's underpants! ! !

abra cadabra

alla khazam

donald j trump

is president, man

Broshevik
Mar 25, 2011

No Pain
gonna march with the dsa

if i get beat by the police please politicize it asap tia

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



my town is having Morris dancing and a maypole lol

Will probably be some collective action in some way tho

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP



lol of course

are tax dollars

a helpful bear
Aug 18, 2004

Slippery Tilde

Broshevik posted:

gonna march with the dsa

if i get beat by the police please politicize it asap tia

are you white and/or near a starbucks storefront window that can be easily broken?

Broshevik
Mar 25, 2011

No Pain

a helpful bear posted:

are you white and/or near a starbucks storefront window that can be easily broken?

no and yes

FabioClone
Oct 3, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
trump

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/991105685835444225

this is the dumbest headline ever written

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016


This is me

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Analysis: I Am Retarded, And Also Pretty Gay

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
lol the French, Americans, Israelis, and even Persians might be giving up, but Tess May still wants the Iran deal.

quote:

Iran nuclear deal: UK backs deal despite US and Israel accusations

The UK has backed a "vitally important" nuclear deal with Iran, despite accusations from the US and Israel that Iranians are pursuing atomic weapons.

Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu claims thousands of "secret nuclear files" proved Iran covertly sought nuclear weapons - an accusation Iran rejects.

US Secretary of State Mike Pompeo backed him, saying Tehran had lied.

But Foreign Office minister Alistair Burt told the BBC the deal "contributes to peace in the region".

Six nations signed an accord in 2015 lifting sanctions on Iran in exchange for it abandoning a nuclear weapons programme.

The three European signatories - the UK, France and Germany - reaffirmed their backing for the deal, as US President Donald Trump continues to threaten to walk away from the agreement.

The deal is also signed by Russia and China.

A UK government spokesman said inspectors appointed as part of the accord are providing a "vitally important way of independently verifying that Iran is adhering to the deal".

The spokesman added: "We have never been naive about Iran and its nuclear intentions."

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-43957431

THE DEAL HAS COLLAPSED

ONLY BRITAIN SOLDIERS ON

Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



\

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


fuckin lol

McGlockenshire
Dec 16, 2005

GOLLOCKS!
TRUMP

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/KellyannePolls/status/991141758535917574

I'll believe you when I see you consoling Rosie O'Donnell. Until then you are a rancid flesh golem.

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

false, bors calls it the pee tape

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

jBrereton posted:

lol the French, Americans, Israelis, and even Persians might be giving up, but Tess May still wants the Iran deal.


THE DEAL HAS COLLAPSED

ONLY BRITAIN SOLDIERS ON

give it about 12 hours for boris johnson to contradict this

Broshevik
Mar 25, 2011

No Pain

god drat that is just

a terrible, terrible face

Hillary 2024
Nov 13, 2016

by vyelkin

Burn them all.

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petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Joementum posted:

what i'm guessing happened with the iran statement is that literally every country on earth has been on the phone to everyone employed in the administration for the last three hours telling them they're idiots if they back Bibi on this

Okay, so I guess people actually took it seriously in the first place then.

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