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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

air force generals are quaking in their boots at getting air forced by the space force lol

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



TheBigAristotle posted:

dang dude what is navy strength does it make you wanna bang fellow sailors or sometbing

s'not gay if you're underway

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


gently caress I forgot about space force

but I know in my heart that space force didn’t forget about me

Space Force never forgets the citizens it protects

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Quotey posted:

still waitin on weiner to be found in a gym bag suckin his own dick with 3 bullets in his head and his arms broken havin commited suicide

Huma's love protects him from Hillary's wrath.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





juche avocado posted:

i thought navy strength signified it's been watered down— i guess i could google that before clicking post or, otoh, i coul—

huh ok so the answer is no (lol 57%+) but also yes (the navy rum ration did have water & lime added to it. for health.)

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

I'm hoping we get a new Bornstein/Cobb style eccentric character soon

Kurr de la Cruz
May 21, 2007

Put the boots to him, medium style.

Hair Elf
what about the sex cake did those fucks at least let him keep the trump doctor sex cake???

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
2dcat you are doing things right my friend

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

ArmZ posted:

air force generals are quaking in their boots at getting air forced by the space force lol

Space force has more reason to exist imo

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Relevant Tangent posted:

Huma's love protects him from Hillary's wrath.

I like how she cancelled the divorce after stuff quieted down

Ben Nerevarine
Apr 14, 2006
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-FmAUwojQcE

aware of dog
Nov 14, 2016
lol they're gonna create the Space Force and the F-35 will have to fly in space too

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/991350838407913472

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/991350290308849665

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

punchymcpunch posted:

terry goodkind

This is crueler than my suggestion.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

juche avocado posted:

huh ok so the answer is no (lol 57%+) but also yes (the navy rum ration did have water & lime added to it. for health.)

scurvy on my big wet ocean rear end

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


2DCAT posted:

That feel when you're supposed to be inside the white house briefing right now... But they kicked you out and you're instead drinking a bottle of navy strength rum from a brown paper bag in the white house lawn instead


:patriot:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

aware of dog posted:

lol they're gonna create the Space Force and the F-35 will have to fly in space too

:bisonyes:

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

juche avocado posted:

huh ok so the answer is no (lol 57%+) but also yes (the navy rum ration did have water & lime added to it. for health.)

grog is the navy watered down rum drink for health, navy strength rum is just stronger rum so you could water it down without having the crew kill you for serving lovely grog

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Um

https://twitter.com/haaretzcom/status/991343398543155200

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

TheBigAristotle posted:

dang dude what is navy strength does it make you wanna bang fellow sailors or sometbing

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






commentating her own twitter feed :sad:

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Love to keep my attempted child-rapist husband in my 6yr olds life

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
like

lmao

what does the military need to do in space

bomb space muslims?

either that or all the ufo poo poo coming out in the past two years is real as gently caress and theres way more we dont know and the space force is an idea so motherfucking stupid only trump could demand it and we're going to need the space marines in a matter of years to protect against an imminent confrontation

but like, lmao

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
can the f35 still kill its pilots when theres no atmosphere to asphyxiate them from

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

rear end cobra posted:

he's the best host, hefernan had an episode recently that was literally just her catching up with a former nyt colleague talking about how great working for the nyt is. my diagnosis is terminal :decorum:

i honestly think theyre both alright but that depends on whether or not they can get a good person to interview.

also the guy who hosts it talkeda bout how he interviewed stormy daniels in 2016 but couldnt go ahead with the story because at the time she was looking to get paid, and he told her journalists typically dont pay for stories. but he was super proud he managed to talk about prostitution, pornography, and unprotected sex without using dirty words

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

ex post facho posted:

2dcat you are doing things right my friend

in the series finale, 2dcat is revealed to be a benevolent Rasputin-like character that has ushered in 10,000 years of peace and united earth government

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

'Asked how he could justify saying Trump would be the healthiest president ever, Bornstein said, "I like that sentence to be quite honest with you and all the rest of them are either sick or dead.'

I'd still put my money on Obama, Bush, and maybe Clinton.
Hell Carter could probably outrun him at this point.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

how about no, scott

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant


That seems like some irl trauma she should work through with a therapist rather than Twitter.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Love to total war Iran. I wonder if the draft will get millennials to vote.

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



Lawman 0 posted:

Space force has more reason to exist imo

military strength corresponding to size of environment:

army : land
navy: sea
SPACE: SPACE FORCE

but would it be constitutional? technically there's space earth out there right

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





MysteriousStranger posted:

grog is the navy watered down rum drink for health, navy strength rum is just stronger rum so you could water it down without having the crew kill you for serving lovely grog

yeah i'm learning things about early-modern alcoholism 2day

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
owns that a goon literally has a job in the admin of being paid to do nothing

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


punchymcpunch posted:

remember when james bond told obama that trump was working for the russians and obama said "the gently caress do i care"

bungled again :sad:

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

ex post facho posted:

can the f35 still kill its pilots when theres no atmosphere to asphyxiate them from

it kills them in their sleep when they are in their hometown on leave 1,000 miles away from the cock-pit

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Relevant Tangent posted:

That seems like some irl trauma she should work through with a therapist rather than Twitter.

Why bother

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

kaleedity posted:

s'not gay if you're underway

lol

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
i yhink its pretty cool that reid acknowledged that there are deffo aliens and theyre way beyond us and this is trump doing his level best to not spill the beans to the whole world that an invasion is on the way

DO NOT INCITE PANIC

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Serf
May 5, 2011



john bolton and mike pompeo are fully erect

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