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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

"Dude you hate everything popular"

google ron paul

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tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!

GSD posted:

homophonic comments are the worst

right? cuz you can't tell if the writer has intentionally used a homophone or is kind of a dunce and is using the word incorrectly


HATE homophones >:-/

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Reality Loser posted:

Piss travels with you always

piss is stored in the balls

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



mrbradlymrmartin posted:

goddammit they gon confirm that fuckhead aint they

didnt they already do that

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

"Dude you hate everything popular"

well ya don't hate piss

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MysteriousStranger posted:

Clinton had a Trumpian McDonalds habit and a few heart attacks as well.

Counterpoint: Clinton would jog to McDonald's, while Trump can't waddle down stairs.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Girl piss is stored in the girl balls (boobs??)

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004
is this the official trump thread for may?

asking for a friend

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





sliding in a mention for heterosexism

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

cumshitter posted:

*salutes the night sky*

thank you for keeping us safe space force


the jewish guy who normally hosts trumpcast has the most stereotypical new york jew voice ever. i mean he straight up sounds like someone doing a terrible impression

also i thought he was gay for like an entire year because hes one of those doofuses who always refers to his wife as "my partner"

gay dudes call our husbands our husbands now
that or ~my boyfriend~
partners is some bougie poo poo

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Iron Crowned posted:

Counterpoint: Clinton would jog to McDonald's, while Trump can't waddle down stairs.

And I think we can all be grateful that we don't have to see photos of Trump in the sort of jogging shorts Bill wore back then.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Reality Loser posted:

Girl piss is stored in the girl balls (boobs??)

girls dont pee you moron

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Iron Crowned posted:

Counterpoint: Clinton would jog to McDonald's, while Trump can't waddle down stairs.

I still think Carter could outlive Clinton.

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

WarMECH posted:

is this the official trump thread for may?

asking for a friend

Sure why not.

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Made + ate a delicious dinner y'all, well, hope you also are having a fantastic may day / loyalty day.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Being easily tricked and dominated by oafish mouth breathing daddy figures is a valid cultural identify.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Obama, the sickest

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Relevant Tangent posted:

gay dudes call our husbands our husbands now
that or ~my boyfriend~
partners is some bougie poo poo

it's always difficult to see a signifier turn to a mark of solidarity turn to a normalized thing but :shrug: w/e imo

if i had a twitter i'd have he/him in my bio (e: so brave)

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 356 days!

WarMECH posted:

is this the official trump thread for may?

asking for a friend

:hai: also its good thread if you like anime, scifi, or just want to learn stuff about pittsburgh

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/991327763457040384?s=19

Lmao "disastrous," their arthritis is going to flare up if they clutch those pearls any tighter

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Intel&Sebastian posted:

I want to put the State Dept in every corner of the world! Step one? Fire the remaining husk of the State Dept.

The hiring freeze is probably still in effect lol

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Lastgirl posted:

Obama, the sickest

dr sexcake has seen him kneeboard

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Fennel + salmon tartlet w/ a watercrss salad and then bread and butter pudding after, just, yum.

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Reality Loser posted:

Girl piss is stored in the girl balls (boobs??)
boobs: the balls of the chest

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Reality Loser posted:

Girl piss is stored in the girl balls (boobs??)

Milk is stored in the boobs

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

yes

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Dems running against the president for the midterms I see

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





the nips are the balls of the chest you idiots

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I like how she cancelled the divorce after stuff quieted down

Dude must be the best at loving. Can't imagine putting up w/ all his dumb bullshit otherwise.

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Lastgirl posted:

Obama, the sickest

Or twisted ?

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


ASenileAnimal
Dec 21, 2017

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

My first college roommate called me an elitist hipster because I said joe rogan sounded like he had brain damage and all the stuff he talked about was stupid

DUDE WHAT IF WEED LMAO

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





quote:

When Marvin Liao, a former Yahoo executive who is now a partner at 500 Startups, a venture-capital firm, considered his preparations, he decided that his caches of water and food were not enough. “What if someone comes and takes this?” he asked me. To protect his wife and daughter, he said, “I don’t have guns, but I have a lot of other weaponry. I took classes in archery.”

ahahahahahaha

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Relevant Tangent posted:

gay dudes call our husbands our husbands now
that or ~my boyfriend~
partners is some bougie poo poo

regardless of orientation, "partner" sounds so weird and cold

WarMECH
Dec 23, 2004

tenderjerk posted:

:hai: also its good thread if you like anime, scifi, or just want to learn stuff about pittsburgh

cool but my friend says that pittsburgh sucks

and that friend is me

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

lol haven't checked this thread since the last one was open. recommended btw.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

DOW 24,000

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I like how she cancelled the divorce after stuff quieted down

Lmao what

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MysteriousStranger posted:

I still think Carter could outlive Clinton.

I'd say that one is a tossup

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