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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

UFOTacoMan posted:

man I'm so glad I got dated and married before internet nerd poo poo was used.
I can't even imagine what today is like for you whipersnappers

Rejection and loneliness delivered straight to your inbox

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





feeling good about letting Remember Sailor? breeze by me

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I saw a youtube comment once that said "Better a retard than a homo" and it made me laugh for like 5 min, but that's the core Incel religious doctrine.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

is that from the new antman?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


https://twitter.com/darth/status/991382599552483328

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Reality Loser posted:

And then when he doesnt win we will nuke norway

inshallah

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


acad

all cops are dumb

https://twitter.com/UR_Ninja/status/991374188958142465

https://twitter.com/letsgomathias/status/991381965327695874

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





cold-pressed hearts i can make at home? yes, please!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

TheBigAristotle posted:

dang dude what is navy strength does it make you wanna bang fellow sailors or sometbing

if ur straight it makes u gay

if ur gay it makes u double gay

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

I did a thing posted:

looking for a good book on american imperialism

imperial life in the emerald city: inside iraq's green zone

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

SKULL.GIF posted:

I'm with z on this one

the people screeching about doggy racism are stupid as poo poo

tbf they're literally a breed of dogs that have been bred to be loving face ripping monsters
so yeah, it's breedism or whatever
turns out mutts win again

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





antifa supersoldier update: i hate all my comrades

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Epic High Five posted:

With all the info facebook has on its users, it could probably play matchmaker really well tbh

*looks at Facebook's own assessments of my personal info I didn't give them that says I'm a black woman*

I look forward to seeing how they screw it up

doesnt have any race listed for me but it says my politics are far left and that im a frequent traveler because i use a vpn

docbeard
Jul 19, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

literally every question on that list is a potential perjury trap

In fairness, literally any question you ask Trump under oath would be a perjury trap.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

cumshitter posted:

youd think incels would just be aggressively loving each other and bragging about how they solved their sex problem by excluding women and engaging in gay sex to spite the gynocracy

please don't try to make the incels our problem cumshitter
let the straights deal with something for a change

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

I saw a youtube comment once that said "Better a retard than a homo" and it made me laugh for like 5 min, but that's the core Incel religious doctrine.

do you listen to the cum town podcast? based on that post, it's right up your alley

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Relevant Tangent posted:

tbf they're literally a breed of dogs that have been bred to be loving face ripping monsters
so yeah, it's breedism or whatever
turns out mutts win again

should be illegal to breed or sell them, let people rescue them if they want if they are in shelters.

problem solves itself over time

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





capacity is not capability is not essential nature

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


UFOTacoMan posted:

but my murder dog!
He' so sweet!

*gets murder dogged*

Broken Box
Jan 29, 2009

Nichael posted:

tiberium is real loool


AND YET EA STILL WON'T MAKE ANOTHER DECENT C&C RTS

EA please make a retro overhead rts remake of tiberian sun with high def sprite graphics and faster gameplay mechanics and more mech units and then inject it into my veins I will play battletech in the meantime tia

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Grimoire posted:

They just need someone to break the ice, Cumshitter.

hint hint

man, if only there was a way to show those women that we didnt need them. make them so jealous of all the sex were having without them

*flicks tie*

oh you got something there on your crotch. looks like a food stain, i better give it a lick before it sets

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
an under-appreciated part of the dr. sex cake raid

https://twitter.com/Ugarles/status/991382263534415872

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Elephanthead posted:

This but Obama also did the raping.

practicing for his decorum tour of Branson's island

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


They can say it's to cheat insurance but we all know it's because it's the only way they can get off

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
lol the famously competent CIA strikes again!

https://twitter.com/attackerman/status/991384335155638273

pushpins
Sep 11, 2006


Title text (optional; no images are allowed, only text)

I did a thing posted:

looking for a good book on american imperialism

Ghost Wars covers Afghanistan form the 1980's to 2001. Its pretty good

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
https://twitter.com/MaddowBlog/status/991381103511564288

loyalty day is no more

today is LAW DAY

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



lol

wow

see ya gina

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

UFOTacoMan posted:

man I'm so glad I got dated and married before internet nerd poo poo was used.
I can't even imagine what today is like for you whipersnappers

it's just a meat market where you find out very quickly how physically attractive you appear online
it owns when you get a bunch of messages from different people

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Broken Box posted:

EA please make a retro overhead rts remake of tiberian sun with high def sprite graphics and faster gameplay mechanics and more mech units and then inject it into my veins I will play battletech in the meantime tia

This and give cabal a full faction with unique units

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

pushpins posted:

Ghost Wars covers Afghanistan form the 1980's to 2001. Its pretty good

already read. that book needs to be required reading for high school. maybe the next generation can learn from how we hosed up bigly.

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009






is this part of infrastructure week or what

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

lawl

Budget Dracula
Jun 6, 2007

quote:

One of the guests was skeptical, Dugger said. “He leaned forward and asked, ‘Are you taking your pilot’s family, too? And what about the maintenance guys? If revolutionaries are kicking in doors, how many of the people in your life will you have to take with you?’ The questioning continued. In the end, most agreed they couldn’t run.”

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
For me today is Tuesday

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

I did a thing posted:

looking for a good book on american imperialism
you've heard of the art of war right?

well, there's a little book I recommend called "the art of the deal" on that subject

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.
May Day is out Law Day is in.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

juche avocado posted:

ah, yes, the two dog genders: the essential pit bull and the essential non-pit bull

oh no, destroy all dogs that don't instinctively not destroy children
it's cool if that means destroy all dogs
destroy pitbulls specifically because it's hosed up to own an animal for self defense

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Duscat
Jan 4, 2009
Fun Shoe

what the gently caress

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