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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009


there goes the coolest guy i know

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punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



g]

Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog

(5) I hear you.

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
:)

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

That's an urban myth, dummy.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/anamariecox/status/991498721027350528

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





ganja gremlin

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




listening to chaka khan rn

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://twitter.com/jkauffman23/status/991668172662169600

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
running an iv of vape juice rn

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Squizzle posted:

ganja gremlin

do you think popeye used cannabis instead of spinach?

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

prefect posted:

One problem with his brilliant scheme is that incels hate sex workers.

Incels hate everyone, themselves included.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/991669454823141376?s=19

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

WMain00 posted:

I like how Westworld's vision of inventing a state of the art theme park filled with self-aware uncanny valley AI for you to have as much sex and orgies as you like, is pretty grounded in the incel poo poo timeline we currently live in.

it's strongly hinted now that:

the corporation is using the sexbots to harvest DNA along with hyper-FB-level data collection on guests before and during trips to the park so they could possibly create a passable robot version of everyone who goes there and put it in the outside world

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


so the civil service rules are all fake news?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
cumcrime

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

why would anyone willingly live in FL

DiscountDildos
Nov 8, 2017


The president was thinking an outrageous!

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




let me guess, this was on fox and friends 45 mins ago

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

this is the future republicans want

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


white sauce posted:

why would anyone willingly live in FL

they want to watch the sea reclaim it in real time, up close and personal?

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

skaboomizzy posted:

imagine five years ahead after whatever incredibly stupid or violent thing happens to make them infamous and total pariahs

they're a fun sideshow for us here right now but imagine if they actually do something to draw mainstream attention like get caught in a bomb-making sting or try to buy a fake anti-Muslim death ray

then remember most of them have highly visible PROUD BOYS tattoos on their arms and think about them trying to explain it away for the rest of their lives

lmao

when white dudes do it its lone wolf syndrome my dude

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


rear end cobra posted:

finally, a chink in trumps armor

Oh, konnichiwa

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007



Based on the third principle of trump something big is gonna drop lol


Leaking your attorney's question ans passing them off as Mueller's didn't seem to work too well

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

dont be mean to me posted:

they want to watch the sea reclaim it in real time, up close and personal?

that's why I'm here

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Donald "John" Trump, J.D

Robert Plant
Jan 6, 2015


hey maybe DO SOMETHING then you dickless combover

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Lord of Pie posted:

Oh, konnichiwa

:trumppop: :japan:

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Trump's reached the point on his term paper where he's throwing in random citations and not bothering to look up MLA style

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

Joseph D Jenova, another of my favorite characters makes an appearance

fun week so far

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


fits my needs posted:

can you do one of ur climate change/world ending big dump posts

i find them enjoyable

I'm in a better place mentally the last couple months so I don't feel the drive to rub my nose in the specifics of how we're all gonna die. I've mostly made peace with it

Lawman 0 posted:

The amount of people dosen't actually matter, only patterns of consumption.
One weird trick to save the planet: destroy suburbia

I am extremely 100% on board with destroying suburbia (and crushing car culture along with it)

that said, I'm operating on several principles here:

resource consumption and competition:
1. people want to raise their standards of living, especially as long as there exist others who are visibly living better. this is, generally, good, and I don't see anyone (sane) begrudging the rest of the world catching up to the first world wrt living standards
2. people get really loving mad when their living standards significantly lower -- to the point of rioting and purges and war. this is bad, and we're already on track for a good deal of this within the next few decades. the first world is not going to handle the climate catastrophe in a remotely sane manner and most of us should be bracing for this eventuality. the syrian refugee crisis, brexit, 11/9 was just a tiny, tiny taste of this
3. a very, very simple way to ensure that living standards are high is to keep population numbers from growing out of control. patterns of consumption can (and should) be changed, but it's near-impossible to get that to happen from the grassroots, especially on a rapid schedule -- you have to go after the people at the top who can orchestrate major change with a few keystrokes. (e.g., the oil tankers sitting in the ocean right now are polluting far far far more than the entire combined car fleet of the West or something like that)
4. socialism, while good, does not actually in of itself address this problem (nor does it solve the problem of resource overuse (though it does mitigate it somewhat), it only solves the problem of uneven distribution). multiple socialist nations have shown just as much willingness to reap as many resources as possible

life and population:
5. creating a new life is not actually an inherent good, particularly when A. children without families are rampant B. 80-year-impact etc etc C. said new life cannot provide consent on whether or not it wants to be created
6. there are already far more than enough people in the world re: population interaction, there's zero actual gain to a global society for creating 100 more people, not compared to a population of 500 getting 50 more people (more relationships, more complexity and diversity, more people willing to pitch in). you will never come remotely close to interacting with all the different cultures in this world, much much less meeting even 0.1% of the population
7. contrasting the above point, more peasants means another source of exploitation and leeching for the rich. wider bases make for taller pyramids

it's already hosed anyway, oh well embrace chaos:
8. even if an AI philosopher-king was put in perfectly dictatorial charge right now, assigned with the goal of "unfuck the climate catastrophe and bring us back to equilibrium", the trajectories of most of the planet's ecosystems are on a severe downturn and will take decades to reverse
9. we're due for another four billion more people before women's empowerment (and standards of living) catches up and people start having fewer children. this lasts longer than you'd think, we don't just top out at 11 billion and then immediately start to drop, we'll be hovering around 11-10 billion for decades as people live out their lives. we don't really have decades at this rate, though of course the rate can be changed (with a massive planetary effort)

so in conclusion, I encourage you, especially if you live in the first world: don't have kids. don't create a new life only to subject them to what is at best an extremely turbulent next century. there are children who already exist who need families. your dna is irrelevant -- your ideas and practices matter more. biological imperatives have no inherent moral good. birth control is a blessing

also, nuclear power is imperative

extra queso please. no soda, only water. yes, to go. thank you, have a nice day

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


If a toilet is the John, maybe we should call urinals the Don

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



what the President was thinking is an outrageous

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

SKULL.GIF posted:

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

what the President was thinking is an outrageous

triggered much lib?

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
my thoughts are top secret and no one has enough security clearance to have access to them legally.

jerry seinfel
Jun 25, 2007


Trump's like one family court hearing away from firing his legal team and going full sovcit

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white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Lord of Pie posted:

Oh, konnichiwa

Ohayōgozaimasu :smugbert:

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