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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Raccooon posted:

Wasn't Rudy a federal prosecutor for the southern district at one point? Thought he would be better than a pornstar's lawyer.

sometimes it’s not the conflicts you win but the mistakes you don’t make

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Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

trumps bad imho bad

Leviathan
Oct 8, 2001

I hear the jury's
still out.. on science.
Fun Shoe

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

HOW THE gently caress DID THIS HAPPEN

https://i.imgur.com/g1JloLy.mp4

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


"hire me and I will put a swift end to this investigation"
"very well, you're hired"
*clears throat* "YES IT IS TRUE MY CLIENT DID ALL THE CRIMES"

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
lol even fox news is like this is bad

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

bump n jump early prototypes
didn’t go so well

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

Solarin posted:

trumps bad imho bad

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

SKULL.GIF posted:

never

forget

sam

nunberg

never

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Food Boner posted:

thats twelve

the periods aren't on separate signs, gently caress off

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Augus posted:

"hire me and I will put a swift end to this investigation"
"very well, you're hired"
*clears throat* "YES IT IS TRUE MY CLIENT DID ALL THE CRIMES"

hard to fault him for his efficiency

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I love our dumbshit timeline

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy

The Muppets On PCP posted:

lol even fox news is like this is bad

what are they saying

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


https://i.imgur.com/sSVXiPv.gifv

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


Look I'm not going to search all my emails like some paralegal. That could literally take hours.

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

loving crazy outside got all sorts of sirens n poo poo loving lol bring it mother nature u loving bitch

THS
Sep 15, 2017

GobiasIndustries posted:

what are they saying

theyre just throwing up blood onto their laps and theres sulfur gas in the backgrou d

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



T |2 U ]V[ P

Augus
Mar 9, 2015



lmbo

Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real



Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Giuliani is so senile.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment

Hell Yeah. Booking this guy for my death.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

what are they saying

this is bad

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Yandat posted:

theyre just throwing up blood onto their laps and theres sulfur gas in the backgrou d

most honesty ever offered by Fox

NofrikinfuN
Apr 23, 2009



I had this when I was seven. The doctor at the ER said I had poison ivy, so I got to suffer a few more days until I got an appointment with a pediatrician.

Apparently, it is not very common in kids.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I just want to take a moment to appreciate you fellow junkies for who this type of poo poo gets the adrenaline going.

GobiasIndustries
Dec 14, 2007

Lipstick Apathy
lol Stormy's lawyer is now on MSNBC suggesting that the payment installments were probably set in less than 10k installments to avoid investigation

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004


:trumppop:

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



When trump said he was hiring America's mayor Pence thought he said America's neigh-er

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



GobiasIndustries posted:

lol Stormy's lawyer is now on MSNBC suggesting that the payment installments were probably set in less than 10k installments to avoid investigation

lmao structuring is a federal crime

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

Jack Del Huevos posted:

stormy daniels is a hero
She's singlehandledly raised the status of porn actresses in America like crazy and this is far from done.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy

GobiasIndustries posted:

lol Stormy's lawyer is now on MSNBC suggesting that the payment installments were probably set in less than 10k installments to avoid investigation

this dude is so extremely good at this game

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Burn Zone
May 22, 2004



Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I just want to take a moment to appreciate you fellow junkies for who this type of poo poo gets the adrenaline going.

this is fuckin main line boys

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
2018 owns so much

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