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Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

Samurai Sanders posted:

I thought he had like...everything by now.

he has everything because the lawyer who was supposed to stop them from getting everything died and no one noticed

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Duscat posted:

i love my failed government that blew its brains out with a fat orange shotgun and is now staggering around bleeding all over the place

I'm struggling for a historical metaphor

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




thicc moist booty

Solarin
Nov 15, 2007

Yandat posted:

probably be some mass shooting tomorrow and this part of the news cycle will end

no there will be some big wet rear end shooting his mouth off again

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


BrownieMinusEye posted:

What goes well with cheap trader joe's spiced rum? its all I got

what ever kind of blood or piss or bloodpiss and/opr blood or piss blood and/or piss u got

dont be mean to me
May 2, 2007

I'm interplanetary, bitch
Let's go to Mars


Augus posted:

"hire me and I will put a swift end to this investigation"
"very well, you're hired"
*clears throat* "YES IT IS TRUE MY CLIENT DID ALL THE CRIMES"

the best monkey paws

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

I'm struggling for a historical metaphor

elected self owns are rare

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

The Snoo posted:

thicc moist booty

large soaked caboose

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

I love that the Trump Admin has no concept of prep before media interactions

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

I'm struggling for a historical metaphor

fujimora maybe

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.


https://i.imgur.com/faX2rit.gifv

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Duscat posted:

i love my failed government that blew its brains out with a fat orange shotgun and is now staggering around bleeding all over the place

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lawman 0 posted:

I'm struggling for a historical metaphor

jonestown

kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



I like to imagine when avenatti called in to a news network about the thing that they asked him questions and there's just laughter as an answer to each question

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

euphronius posted:

fujimora maybe

Why

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

kaleedity posted:

I like to imagine when avenatti called in to a news network about the thing that they asked him questions and there's just laughter as an answer to each question

https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/991866288556400640

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe
aw, man, my internet and television went out for over an hour. luckily nothing big could possibly happen this late into the evening. now let me check the trump thread while i take a big sip of water

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Rocks posted:

large soaked caboose

daunting damp derrier

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


Rocks posted:

large soaked caboose

enormously damp rumpus

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


vaguely similar

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009


lmao

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/991868254267330561

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

Bidens "a noun a verb and 9/11" about Rudy is still one of the greatest political owns ever

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
lub 2 say my clients did a crime on the tv

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010


gently caress

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009

trump 8imo

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Rudy is trumps principal liaison to meuller lmao

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Schnorkles posted:

the world is beautiful and full of stars

borked

Raccooon
Dec 5, 2009

I'll admit I thought Stormy Daniels would only last a week. Amazing seeing her pull off the long haul

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




Augus posted:

enormously damp rumpus

the TRUMPUS RUMPUS yeehaw

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

euphronius posted:

Rudy is trumps principal liaison to meuller lmao

:lol: just :lol:

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

The Snoo posted:

thicc moist booty

rudy booty

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Raccooon posted:

I'll admit I thought Stormy Daniels would only last a week. Amazing seeing her pull off the long haul

Amazing stamina

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

principle liaison

whatever

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

euphronius posted:

Rudy is trumps principal liaison to meuller lmao

i cant tell if hes more or less hosed at this point

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Archduke Frantz Fanon posted:

he has everything because the lawyer who was supposed to stop them from getting everything died and no one noticed

hahahaahah i forgot that!!!

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

euphronius posted:

principle liaison

whatever

principal failson

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Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


The Snoo posted:

thicc moist booty

t his is my favetho

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