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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Cavauro posted:

The Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl

Marvin Lewis does not want to win a Super Bowl. If he does people will then have expectations of him.

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
The Raiders offense should be a lot better this year as long as Jordy Nelson doesn't die and Bryant stays un-suspended, their defense though.

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

DariusLikewise posted:

The Raiders offense should be a lot better this year as long as Jordy Nelson doesn't die and Bryant stays un-suspended, their defense though.

I'm pretty sure Jordy's already dead. As for the other part: pot is legal and easy to buy in CA.

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Their defense was worse two years ago and was being coached by a literal idiot to the point where John Pagano came onboard and significantly improved it by breathing

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!
Why is Robby Anderson such a stupid idiot?

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Blitz7x posted:

Their defense was worse two years ago and was being coached by a literal idiot to the point where John Pagano came onboard and significantly improved it by breathing

You mean the guy who's now DC for Seattle?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

Coldforge posted:

You mean the guy who's now DC for Seattle?

Congrats

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Blitz7x posted:

Congrats

Hang on a sec, driving to Vegas rq to bet the under on their season.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Coldforge posted:

Hang on a sec, driving to Vegas rq to bet the under on their season.

You didn't even have to remember Brian Schottenheimer to do this, so bet double.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

mcmagic posted:

Why is Robby Anderson such a stupid idiot?

https://twitter.com/calvinwatkins/status/991877328207777794

Apparently his lawyer hosed up?

RustySeabutter
Nov 11, 2000

Puncho!

lawyer ate my homework

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me




Makes sense. Even if he didn't show up, you'd think his lawyer would.

sweet geek swag
Mar 29, 2006

Adjust lasers to FUN!





Is the lawyers name Barry Zuckercorn?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







sweet geek swag posted:

Is the lawyers name Barry Zuckercorn?

Nah, some guy named Michael cohen.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


Cavauro posted:

The Bengals are going to win the Super Bowl

Undercats

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

Oh my god Jason witten is retiring guys

https://twitter.com/adamschefter/status/992012099571380224?s=21

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/992012099571380224?s=19

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


holy poo poo?

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
Re-sign Dez imo

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
That came out of nowhere.

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide
Is this just a rumor or has it been reported anywhere yet

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Guys! I got here as fast as I could...did you hear this BREAKING news?????

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/992012099571380224

I mean talk about a surprise!

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/395173426555387906?s=20

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Uhhh isn't Tony G like 50 years old and working for FOX ?!?!

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

I'm still mad about this.

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Lol, I saw the date and knew.

Former players becoming talking heads is cool.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
I kinda feel like NFL Cheerleaders need interventions, on a personal level, for the abusive relationships they're in with their quasi employer.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/b1ackschefter/status/992030163989917697?s=21

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
I don't get that meme

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Iggles Blitz

Tommy Lawlor has been doing amazing scouting/analysis work for over a decade and he's an amateur. I miss Iggles Blog though, that was a great site.

Jimmy Kempski is good too but sometimes he gets too snarky for his own good. Also Bleeding Green Nation on the SB Nation Network is great.


edit: Eagles O/U at 10 seems perfectly reasonable.

axeil fucked around with this message at 15:34 on May 3, 2018

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009

Hot Diggity! posted:

I don't get that meme

have you seen Infinity War?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hot Diggity! posted:

I don't get that meme

Watch Infinity Wars

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hot Diggity! posted:

I don't get that meme

It's funny

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Antonio Gates was better than Witten

Don't @ me

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
Thank you I understand the meme better now but I will not watch Infinity War

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
ur loss, bro

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
In not Jason Witten retiring news

Hue Jackson is taking notes from noted success Adam Gase and appears to be making players earn the stripe down the middle of the helmet that no one remembers is there.

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/992048903108341760

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Ches Neckbeard posted:

In not Jason Witten retiring news

Hue Jackson is taking notes from noted success Adam Gase and appears to be making players earn the stripe down the middle of the helmet that no one remembers is there.

https://twitter.com/Browns/status/992048903108341760

lol, so when will Hue earn his?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

a neat cape posted:

Antonio Gates was better than Witten

Don't @ me

Tony G better than both

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