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M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Hello, yes? Ohh. Due to falling recruiting standards I've been assigned the post of a good doggo for hunting mice and rodents despite being an amputee thanks to VA shenanigans!

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Rudy is the gift that keeps on giving.

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/991863722552516609

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013



M_Gargantua posted:

Hello, yes? Ohh. Due to falling recruiting standards I've been assigned the post of a good doggo for hunting mice and rodents despite being an amputee thanks to VA shenanigans!



Wanna pet that dog :kimchi:


Rudy hasn't forgiven Trump, after all these years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTFv8Sr08V8

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

Prop Wash posted:

Those older planes have some really rough climb rates, so that's entirely possible. When we flew them, the brief was typically "if we lose two, prepare for landing." Depending on the takeoff weight, even three engines operational could leave you in a negative climb rate. Losing two isn't the only thing that could have taken them down, but it was definitely always our worst nightmare. Also, latest articles put it at 9 crewmembers.

Yeah I'm used to H3's in Georgia, which should have been able to make it on two (provided they had the airspeed during climb out) but I don't know for sure. And yeah this was an H1 so it wouldn't surprise me if they barely had / didn't have 3 engine climb out.

And christ, I hadn't heard about the extra crew members. drat.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Arc Light posted:

Buried within an article about UAE troops messing around on an island off Yemen, it seems they've been trying to get Yemeni territories to secede from the motherland. The war continues to be going places.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2018/05/anger-erupts-yemen-socotra-uae-deploys-100-troops-180503072636773.html



e: aww, miscounted and posted dog too soon :(

Man I hope Socotra doesn't get hosed up by war. I dont want the population centers on the mainland to get hosed up either but that cat's out of the bag

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

M_Gargantua posted:

Hello, yes? Ohh. Due to falling recruiting standards I've been assigned the post of a good doggo for hunting mice and rodents despite being an amputee thanks to VA shenanigans!



It's a funny looking dog but I like it!

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

M_Gargantua posted:

Hello, yes? Ohh. Due to falling recruiting standards I've been assigned the post of a good doggo for hunting mice and rodents despite being an amputee thanks to VA shenanigans!



drat one-legged cattes putting Americans out of work. :mad:

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008


he sounds so loving smug

"I didn't murder that woman and I can prove it! I was off murdering this other person let me show you the body"

Niton
Oct 21, 2010

Your Lord and Savior has finally arrived!

..got any kibble?
A guy in Connecticut kidnapped his wife, held her hostage for 4 days, and then blew like a dozen cops up after she managed to escape.

Bonus reddit post for context to this insanity.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Yay North Haven

Kurr de la Cruz
May 21, 2007

Put the boots to him, medium style.

Hair Elf

A Bad Poster
Sep 25, 2006
Seriously, shut the fuck up.

:dukedog:
Someone saw Sicario and was like "what a good idea."

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/themaxburns/status/992040650857119744?s=21

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

NAH IT'S OKAY I HAVE TOTAL LEGAL IMMUNITY SINCE 9/11 IT'S LIKE BEING REPUBLICAN JESUS

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
I hope that Connecticut guy called the police and left a long message so they realize how troubled and not a psychotic-domestic-abuser-with-a-murder-boner he is

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

They know already!

https://twitter.com/CarrieNBCNews/status/992088015961927680?s=19

NBC says at least one wiretapped call had Trump on it.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/kfile/status/992087892544520194?s=21

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




Edit: beaten :lol:

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
lol

https://twitter.com/KFILE/status/99...ber%3D9%23pti17

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

I thought you said he blew a dozen cops, and I was almost kind of impressed if that worked to get out of it.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer




Did you guys all get an iphone alert at the exact same time or something?

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



^ Twitter alert on my iPad while in class, but yeah.

Cohen is turbofucked almost as bad as Manafort.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Slim Pickens posted:

Did you guys all get an iphone alert at the exact same time or something?

It's a BFD!

https://twitter.com/JesseRodriguez/status/992089501911564291?s=19

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Hahahahahha he planned to destroy evidence he's so hosed hahahhaa

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:laffo: dude is turbofucked

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


:lol:

He is def. going to pound me in the rear end prison unless he starts talking.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Handsome Ralph posted:

:lol:

He is def. going to pound me in the rear end prison unless he starts talking.

And based on how quickly Trump/Rudy are massacring any defense he might have, he'd better make up his mind fast.

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I get the impression that Cohen is totally a rat.

BaconAndBullets
Feb 25, 2011

boop the snoot posted:

I get the impression that Cohen is totally a rat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjfuTn6d1ZU

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/02/tesla-stock-drops-as-elon-musk-gives-bizarre-earnings-call.html

quote:

Shares in Tesla took a nosedive in after-hours trading today as Elon Musk cut off analysts during a first-quarter earnings call. He dismissed a question about gross margins from Bernstein senior analyst Toni Sacconaghi as "boring." Instead, Musk and other executives answered multiple questions from a Tesla enthusiast and Youtuber named Gali Russell.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
Lmao

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Kellyanne Conway's husband checking in

https://twitter.com/gtconway3d/status/992015378762096640

:hmmyes:

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

From what I’ve heard, it’s a campaign finance issue because the hush money was used to keep Stormy Daniels quiet during trump’s run for president, that he repaid back to Michael Cohen.

It’s the repaying it back part that is causing the issues, right?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

boop the snoot posted:

From what I’ve heard, it’s a campaign finance issue because the hush money was used to keep Stormy Daniels quiet during trump’s run for president, that he repaid back to Michael Cohen.

It’s the repaying it back part that is causing the issues, right?

The campaign finance issue is because campaign dollars were used to pay hush money to a porn star. It was deliberately obfuscated poorly to hide the fact, but that's why this is a problem.

Now, this is no longer a problem if the candidate repaid the campaign in full as Rudy claims.e: rudy doesn't know campaign finance law. The problem with that claim is it contradicts everything else that Trump/Cohen have said on the matter.

Mr. Nice! fucked around with this message at 19:16 on May 3, 2018

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".

boop the snoot posted:

From what I’ve heard, it’s a campaign finance issue because the hush money was used to keep Stormy Daniels quiet during trump’s run for president, that he repaid back to Michael Cohen.

It’s the repaying it back part that is causing the issues, right?

There's multiple issues from how he initially got the money to how it was reported to who knew what I think.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Bye bye Cohen thanks for playing

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Bye bye Cohen thanks for playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fiKXcHyGMM8

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Also, don't forget, Trump's newest lawyer Rudy Guiliani flat out called the arrangement between Cohen and Trump to pay off Daniels "funneling" as if it weren't any more obvious they were trying to hide what was happening.

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Mr. Nice! posted:

Also, don't forget, Trump's newest lawyer Rudy Guiliani flat out called the arrangement between Cohen and Trump to pay off Daniels "funneling" as if it weren't any more obvious they were trying to hide what was happening.

it me

it us

it everyone

https://twitter.com/davidjoachim/status/992107093992919041?s=19

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CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

I read this and perceived him as saying it while he sobbed into his hands.

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